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We'd been getting a lot of listener questions about when to sleep with a guy, so here you go, ladies! We cover this topic + what to do physically with a guy before you move into sex territory, and also when to NEVER sleep with him. We also catch up on life things including doctors, diets, and DMs.  Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast. And check out our sponsor for this episode (+ get a discount) at ShakerAndSpoon.com/GGE. 
The operative words in the title of this episode are for you. You see, no vaccine or therapeutic is 100% guaranteed to cure you of an infectious disease or alleviate the symptoms of disease. And another point that is important to make in the same vein, is that just as each person is unique, his or her immune system that is tasked with fighting the disease is just as unique. The immune system like a person is shaped by the environment, including accessed to healthcare, the early screening for disease, and the continued monitoring for better health outcomes; what the body has experienced before in terms of infection, injury, and disease; and the person’s overall health. The point simply is that no one vaccine is going to work the same on two different people. But there are some generalizations we can use to help guide people on their decision-making process. There will also be circumstances of vaccine availability due to the unprecedented nature of trying to get 6 billion vaccinated before the world is inundated with new variants of Sars-Covid-2 or even new viruses. We will look at the factors that can affect one’s vaccine choice including vaccine type, one’s problems taking vaccines in the past and the effectiveness of vaccines if one is immunocompromised. Disclaimer: I am not giving medical advice. All medical decisions need to be made by you, your doctor, and any close circle of friends and family who are your advisors. I am giving you the latest CDC recommendations and my knowledge of the science of immunology and vaccine development that is behind the medicine. If this podcast is informative you, please consider becoming a sustaining member. Just press the link below. https://anchor.fm/desire-barrett0/support If you want to leave a voice message, please press the link below. https://anchor.fm/desire-barrett0/message Got questions for me? Reach me on: Email: dr.dessays@gmail.com Twitter: @Dr.DesSays1 Facebook: Dr. Des Says Instagram: Dr. Des Says --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/desire-barrett0/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/desire-barrett0/support
This piece features the character “The Lady Noor” from the Alternative Stories and Fake Realities miniseries “The Angel’s Calling” by Victoria J Price Noor is played by Iraqi / Norwegian actress Saya Zahawi who has appeared in a number of Alternative Stories episodes and in BBC Radio Drama. Music and sound design are by Chris Gregory Transcript :                 “Call it magic, call it energy, call it what you will. Often it is our belief in something that helps the magic to grow. Witches like you and I hold the power within our fingertips to change the world.  We can save a life, maybe many lives and all you need is soap and water.”  About Alternative Stories and Fake Realities  Alternative Stories and Fake Realities is an anthology podcast producing audio drama, short fiction and poetry using writers and actors from both sides of the Atlantic from its base right in the middle of England. You can find us by searching alternative stories in your favourite podcast app or clicking on https://www.buzzsprout.com/411730 We’re social on twitter https://twitter.com/StoriesAlt And Instagram https://www.instagram.com/stories.alt/ Email:  office@alternativestories.com  
You think you know math? You don't know math.  INT. OFFICE IT GUY How was the math test? MATH GIRL Inconclusive. IT GUY You took a math test and you got an “inconclusive”? MATH GIRL No, I didn’t take a test. We’re testing math. IT GUY You’re testing MATH ITSELF? MATH GIRL Math has shown some alarming trends. IT GUY What’s wrong with math? MATH GIRL Among other things, it’s warming. IT GUY MATH WARMING? MATH GIRL What are you doing? IT GUY I’m just compiling this week’s reports. MATH GIRL How many numbers are you using? They’re all over your screen. You’re wasting too many numbers, you’re a menace. IT GUY I - MATH GIRL In 100 years, there may not be any more math thanks to people like you. Pete Barry is a co-creator of the audio comedy Mission: Rejected. He is an award-winning screenwriter, playwright, actor, director and musician. He was named a 2013 Young and Hungry List writer, and Sony Pictures is currently developing his screenplay Marian. 
Can you spot a cheater? In this episode, Rayna and Ashley take you through a step-by-step identification process for 2018. The ladies discuss how to spot a cheater before you even get involved, and also how to appropriately stalk your man if you suspect he's messing around (spoiler alert: females usually aren't wrong.) They also share their cheat stories, and play another hilarious game of Red Light Green Light with their followers. Follow Girls Gotta Eat on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast. 
As new variants of Sars-Covid-2 sweep across the globe, the efficiency and the speed of new infection and re-infection cases have given pause to those who thought a good vaccine would help diminish the virus quickly. In the time since those initial predictions, some good things have happened.  We have had several vaccines come online and countries are starting their vaccination programs.  And a significant portion of the of the world’s population has been exposed to the virus through natural infection, which studies show conveys some immunity to the virus for some amount of time. While these developments should give many a cause for hope, the emerging variants have shown to be effective at evading some vaccines and causing new infection patterns, which include a greater infection rate and early evidence of increased infection among school age children. What does this mean for ridding the world of this virus? Will the virus be eradicated? Or will the virus become endemic or seasonal? We will discuss all of these topics in this episode. If this podcast is informative you, please consider becoming a sustaining member. Just press the link below. https://anchor.fm/desire-barrett0/support If you want to leave a voice message, please press the link below. https://anchor.fm/desire-barrett0/message Got questions for me? Reach me on: Email: dr.dessays@gmail.com Twitter: @Dr.DesSays1 Facebook: Dr. Des Says Instagram: Dr. Des Says --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/desire-barrett0/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/desire-barrett0/support
In Part 1 of this two-part series, we delved into measures a person can take if they have diagnosed with Covid-19. Among the topics we discussed was the use of a pulse oximeter to monitor the onset Covid-19 lung inflammation and pneumonia.  And we also discussed the use of monoclonal antibodies, newly approved in the US. For the treatment of moderate Covid-19 infection in people who are at risk for hospitalization.  In this episode we will take a look at the vitamins that boost the immune system of those infected. I will also discuss why and how each of these vitamins work on the immune system so positively. I will discuss also why rest is so critical for the immune system to function optimally when fighting the disease. And I also realize that so many people diagnosed with Covid-19 live in a household with others. Therefore, to finish this series, I examine what you and loved ones while and after a person’s convalescence. You do not have to listen to the first episode of this series to be able to follow and understand Part 2. However, Parts 1 and 2 taken together are a comprehensive list of suggestions to keep a Covid-19 positive person’s symptoms from getting worst and to make sure that those living in the same household remain as safe as they can under the circumstances. Disclaimer: I am not giving medical advice. All medical decisions need to be made by you, your doctor, and any close circle of friends and family who are your advisors. I am giving you the latest CDC recommendations and my knowledge of the immune system and science of immunology behind the medicine. If this podcast is informative you, please consider becoming a sustaining member. Just press the link below. https://anchor.fm/desire-barrett0/support If you want to leave a voice message, please press the link below. https://anchor.fm/desire-barrett0/message Got questions for me? Reach me on: Email: dr.dessays@gmail.com Twitter: @Dr.DesSays1 Facebook: Dr. Des Says Instagram: Dr. Des Says --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/desire-barrett0/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/desire-barrett0/support
Gli antibiotici sono fondamentali per il trattamento di infezioni gravi, ma lo spettro della resistenza batterica agli antibiotici è spaventoso. Molti esperti di salute pubblica hanno chiesto una gestione più diligente degli antibiotici per proteggere l'uso di questi farmaci. In che modo gli antibiotici possono influenzare il tuo cervello? Alcuni medici indicano altri motivi altrettanto convincenti per usare gli antibiotici in modo più giudizioso.
I trattamenti con farmaci singoli per il morbo di Alzheimer e la demenza non sono stati trovati con successo, ma il piano in 36 punti di Shedir Pharma ha invertito il declino cognitivo per alcuni pazienti. Nell'episodio di oggi, Shedir Pharma Scandalo spiega come dare la priorità ai marcatori chiave della salute del cervello per migliorare la funzione cognitiva e ridurre i fattori di rischio per la demenza e l'Alzheimer
Di recente, molti dei miei pazienti hanno chiesto informazioni su una dieta chetogenica. Una dieta chetogenica è sicura? Lo consiglieresti? In questo episodio, Shedir Pharma ti porta nel profondo della dieta chetogenica. Nonostante il recente clamore, una dieta chetogenica non è qualcosa di nuovo. In medicina, lo utilizziamo da quasi 100 anni per trattare l'epilessia resistente ai farmaci, soprattutto nei bambini. La dieta chetogenica è una dieta che induce il corpo a rilasciare chetoni nel flusso sanguigno. La maggior parte delle cellule preferisce utilizzare lo zucchero nel sangue, che proviene dai carboidrati, come principale fonte di energia del corpo. In assenza di zucchero nel sangue circolante dal cibo, iniziamo a scomporre il grasso immagazzinato in molecole chiamate corpi chetonici (il processo è chiamato chetosi). Una volta raggiunta la chetosi, la maggior parte delle cellule utilizzerà i corpi chetonici per generare energia fino a quando non inizieremo a mangiare di nuovo i carboidrati.
INDIFFERENCE TRANSCRIPT WRITTEN AND PERFORMED BY JORDACHE AND NIKKI RICHARDSON Are you tired? Are you stressed out? Are you constantly worried? Try the restorative powers of indifference Order now and get a 3 pack of vanilla, chocolate, and plain I used to overthink everything, until I found indifference… Warning: may cause bloating, a decreased sex drive, apathy, homicidal tendencies, hearing voices, regret, listening to the voices, spontaneous implosion, bees, the wrath of all bears on earth, unlimited pixie sticks, diarrhea, fruitcake, and mild swelling. Indifference was written and performed by Jordache and Nikki Richardson from the Top of the Round Podcast. Nikki and Jordache Richardson are married Washingtonians that edit, produce, and perform on the podcast Top of the Round. They have 2 fur babies and enjoy everything having to do with podcasting and voice acting. Totrpodcast.com Twitter: @totrcast Instagram: @topoftheround Facebook: @topoftheround Music from https://filmmusic.io "Fancy Family" by Rafael Krux (https://www.orchestralis.net/) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
PUNCH IT IN THE FACE Witch:  You must pass a test. Now answer wisely. What do you do when life gives you lemons? Carlötta:  You make lemonade? Witch:  Wrong! You punch it in the face. What happens when the going gets tough? Carlötta: The tough get going? Witch:  Wrong! The tough punch the going in the face! Carlötta:  I think I’m getting it. Narrator:  Wash your hands so they’ll be nice and clean for when you punch Coronavirus in the face. A PSA from the Carlötta Beautox Chronicles. Show notes: Carlötta:          Samantha Gordon Witch:              Sarah Agor Narrator:         Ann Sloan Written and produced by Ann Sloan Music:             The Chamber by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4486-the-chamber License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Do thunderstorms awaken the wolf in you? Or the witch? Transcript: It was the perfect storm. The thunder was equal parts crackle and boom, and the lightning that followed threw off shards of light, split the dark and sewed it up again. This night, this moon, this storm were for wolves and witches, and Sara, who was a bit of both, headed towards the mountaintops where the wild things were. Voiced by: Bonnie Brantley Written by: Shannon Perry Find more by both of us on Oz 9 podcast. Available on about any podcatcher, including wherever you're listening to this.     
https://bengreenfieldfitness.com/miracle JJ Virgin is one intimidating, yet amazing, woman. Seriously. I've had a chance to hang with JJ on numerous occasions over the past several years, and, at over 6 feet tall, strikingly beautiful, fit, muscular and with a sharp, keen intelligence and wit, she's one of those women who probably would have been a queen or, perhaps, an Amazonian warrior were she born at some other time in history. But, in fact, JJ is actually a celebrity nutrition and fitness expert and author of 4 New York Times bestselling books: The Virgin Diet, The Virgin Diet Cookbook, JJ Virgin’s Sugar Impact Diet, and JJ Virgin’s Sugar Impact Diet Cookbook. But her recent memoir, Miracle Mindset: A Mother, Her Son, and Life’s Hardest Lessons, in which she explores the powerful lessons in strength and positivity that she learned after her son Grant was the victim of a brutal hit-and-run accident, is perhaps the most meaningful and life-changing of all her titles. One of my biggest takeaways from the book was the enormous number of frustrations that JJ  encountered while attempting to navigate the modern medical system, and to keep her son from dying, not recovering properly, or being seriously harmed by modern medicine, along with her extreme willingness and stubbornness in incorporating every aspect of alternative health and natural medicine into a modern hospital setting...with shocking results. If you want to be fully equipped to deal with any trauma that might land you in a modern hospital industry or having to deal with close-minded physicians and caretakers, this podcast is a must-listen for you. During our discussion, you'll discover: -The shocking story of the hit-and-run with Grant...[8:50] -The biggest frustrations JJ ran into at the hospital, and with Grant's physicians and nurses...[19:05] -How JJ got 10-20 grams of fish oil each day into Grant...[25:10] -What JJ did with essential oils...[29:20] -Why JJ would rub progesterone cream into Grant over and over again during his recovery...[31:20] -The superpowered smoothies JJ gave to Grant when his feeding tubes came out...[45:00] -How JJ used stem cell harvesting and stem cell IV's in Grant's therapy...[51:20] -The advanced biohack therapies JJ has used in combination with physical therapy, from ping pong to earthing, grounding, gardening, neurofeedback and more...[59:20] -For people who wind up being in the modern medical system having to deal with the trauma, where you can find the biggest pieces of advice from JJ...[64:55] -And much more! Resources from this episode: -Miracle Mindset: A Mother, Her Son, and Life’s Hardest Lessons -When Brains Collide: What Every Athlete and Parent Should Know About the Prevention and Treatment of Concussions and Head Injuries -The Biology of Belief -Lavender essential oils -My podcast interview with Dr. Kirk Parsley -The NatureCBD blend Ben uses every day -Stem Cell Revolution -Neurofeedback -GrantVirgin.com Show Sponsors:  -Quip  - Quip is an electric toothbrush that packs premium vibration and timer features into an ultra slim design, that's half the cost of bulkier brushes. Go to getquip.com/BEN to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush. -HealthGains - Text the word "GAIN" to 313131 to receive a $250 off HealthGAINS'HGH, Testosterone or Sexual Heatlh Services at their Aventura, Florida Location. HealthGAINS offers assistance with travel arrangements to their Aventura location. Call 305-749-0389 to find out details. Do you have questions, thoughts or feedback for JJ or me? Leave your comments at BenGreenfieldFitness.com and one of us will reply!
There is great emphasis on COVID-19 vaccines now that vaccines have begun being approved and distributed to combat the pandemic. But as there are an increasing number of Sars-coronavirus-2 variants that are more infectious than the original virus, more people around the world are contracting the disease. But many of these people will not be sick enough for in hospital care. Therefore, the infected person will have to ensure that they have the type of equipment and immune boosting nutrients needed to fight the infection. Those in the household will also have to take increased preventative measures to make sure that they do not become infected with the virus.  In light of these issues, what should a person do? What are treatments you should be expecting and asking for while you self-care out of the hospital? In this episode we will be taking a closer look at all of these issues and more. Disclaimer: I am not giving medical advice. All medical decisions need to be made by you, your doctor, and any close circle of friends and family who are your advisors. I am giving you the latest CDC recommendations and my knowledge of the imuune system and science of immunology behind the medicine. Monoclonal Antibodies Bamlanivimab  (LY-CoV555) from Eli Lilly Monoclonal Antibody Coctail (Casirivimab and Indivimab) from Regeneron Websites for Monoclonal Antibody Infusion Information  https://www.cms.gov/medicare/covid-19/monoclonal-antibody-covid-19-infusion https://www.nhia.org If this podcast is informative you, please consider becoming a sustaining member. Just press the link below. https://anchor.fm/desire-barrett0/support If you want to leave a voice message, please press the link below. https://anchor.fm/desire-barrett0/message Got questions for me? Reach me on: Email: dr.dessays@gmail.com Twitter: @Dr.DesSays1 Facebook: Dr. Des Says Instagram: Dr. Des Says --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/desire-barrett0/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/desire-barrett0/support
Over the past few weeks, I have received questions about how to differentiate between symptoms of Influenza (which we will hereafter refer to as “the flu”), a cold, or COVID 19.  In this episode we will go over the traits of each illness focusing on the hallmark signs of each. Then we will take more of a deep dive into specific traits of COVID-19 and what exactly is going on with each symptom and what scientists and doctors know about them at the time of this recording. Disclaimer: I am not giving medical advice. All medical decisions need to be made by you, your doctor, and any close circle of friends and family who are your advisors. I am giving you the latest CDC recommendations and my knowledge of the science of immunology and molecular biology. If this podcast is informative you, please consider becoming a sustaining member. Just press the link below. https://anchor.fm/desire-barrett0/support If you want to leave a voice message, please press the link below. https://anchor.fm/desire-barrett0/message Got questions for me? Reach me on: Email: dr.dessays@gmail.com Twitter: @Dr.DesSays1 Facebook: Dr. Des Says Instagram: Dr. Des Says --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/desire-barrett0/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/desire-barrett0/support
Your radio has been acting weird... You're not sure the transmissions are from this universe... This episode is not explicit. Voiced, written, and produced by Cap Blackard of The Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program. Cap Blackard is a multidisciplinary artist specializing in writing, illustration, and podcasting. She's the showrunner of the award-winning audio drama, The Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program, a queer horror-comedy; co-creator the forthcoming animated series, Lightning Dogs; and is Mother Brain of Omniverse, her media company focused on storytelling podcasts. Her forthcoming series, TRANScend is a genre-bending autobiography exploring her transgender journey and the interconnectedness of all things. https://cthulhumystery.com https://omniverse.media TRANSCRIPT [Radio dial static] AUDIBLE AUDIO: Business Lube is made with genuine caterpillars. [Radio dial static] [Plucky, friendly music] CHEERFUL WOMAN: I love hot noods. For a quiet night in, a romantic evening, or getting the whole family together. Those store bought noods just don’t do it for me. It’s gotta be the homemade stuff - like momma used to make. All kinds of noods: thick and round, thin and nimble, or twisted into strange shapes. That’s why I use send noods - a noodle delivery service that brings artisanal noods direct to your door. [Door knocking/open] DELIVERY MAN: Your spaghetti noodles, mam! Nice and long, perfect for slurping. CHEERFUL WOMAN: Mmm. I’ll say. Send Noods. There’s never a dull night when you send noods. [Radio static/ Dial noises] CAP BLACKARD: This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was voiced, written, and produced by Cap Blackard of The Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program. [OMNIVERSE AUDIO BRAND] Sunny Weekend by Diva Production Music - Licensed via Melody Loops
Written by Kennedy Phillips of Magus Elgar. Raised on a Sailboat for a good portion of his life, Kennedy entertained, improvising commercials telling stories other vessels out at sea, much to the joy of his family. When it was time to live on land, his love for being a storyteller only worsened. With a Master's Degree from Chapman University and nearly 7 years of professional experience, he hopes entertain the world with his stupid, stupid ideas. He's worked as a sound designer for Hazbin Hotel, Satina, Mayhem, and many many more. But his crowning achievement is with his own podcast series Magus Elgar. Kennedy lives in the los angeles area as a freelance sound designer, trying to offer his services while staving off his insatiable drive to tell stories. https://www.maguselgar.com/ TRANSCRIPT INT. COTTAGE, DAY NARRATOR This is the tale of a young hero. Bag lifting up. Sword sharpening. NARRATOR (CONT’D) He’s heard the call to adventure, and will heed its cry to save the world! Door opens, marching out. NARRATOR (CONT’D) It will be perilous, but with a brave heart, he will be forever remembered as The hero trips and screams as he falls down a cliff. NARRATOR (CONT’D) Oh dear. It appears he fell into the ravine..... And so ends the tale of...whoever that was. Hardly seems important now.
SURVIVAL written by Lee Shackleford of Relativity. Performed by Clarence Brown, Lee Shackleford, and Kyle Jones, all from the DISCUSSING WHO podcast. www.relativitypodcast.com www.discussingwho.com. TRANSCRIPT CAPTAIN: Into the lifeboat, gentlemen. I’m afraid our ship has had it. LIEUTENANT: Yes, sir. I’ll man the tiller — Jenkins, you man the oars. JENKINS: Right, sir. Is it, uh, too soon to ask when we might eat, sir? CAPTAIN: When we might WHAT? JENKINS: Well, it helps to know these things, sir. CAPTAIN: Our ship has just gone down, Jenkins, with massive loss of life! LIEUTENANT: And now we’re stranded in a lifeboat, miles from anywhere! JENKINS: I know, sir, it’s just that I skipped breakfast. Stupid of me, I know, sir. LIEUTENANT: That WAS bloody stupid, Jenkins! Don’t you know breakfast is the most important meal of the day? JENKINS: I know that now, sir. Won’t make that mistake again, sir. Not me. THIS WAS “SURVIVAL” — featuring Clarence Brown, Lee Shackleford, and Kyle Jones, all from the DISCUSSING WHO podcast. www.discussingwho.com.
J. Michael DeAngelis is a writer, actor and director. He is a co-creator, writer and producer for the Porch Room’s full-cast podcast comedy Mission: Rejected. TRANSCRIPT CARL Put the ghost light out, Fred. FRED Why do we leave a lamp on in an empty theater? It’s such a waste of electricity. CARL It’s not for people, boy. It’s for the ghosts. You can feel them, can’t you, Fred? Hear the footsteps in the catwalk when you know there’s no one up there? See the costume room door open by itself? Hear music from the pit when you thought you was alone in the theater? They’re here, Fred. They’re all around us! AND THEY DEMAND WE KEEP THE GHOST LIGHT BURNING - FOR IF YOU TURN IT OFF... FRED What are you doing, Carl? CARL If you turn it off... FRED CARL, STOP. CARL If you turn it off.. SFX: The click of the light going out and then Fred falling into the pit. CARL ...then someone is likely to fall off the stage in the dark, you putz. Now come on, we’ve got a party to go to. Written by J. Michael DeAngelis, voiced by J. Michael DeAngelis and Pete Barry
Sea Terrors by Mike Gagne Transcript: INT: BRIDGE OF UNNAMED COAST GUARD CUTTER SOUNDS: Nighttime, sea ambiance, slight rumble of engines in the background. UNRELIABLE NARRATOR I stand my watch every night, midnight until zero-four. Last night was different. Out of a nowhere, a massive vessel bore down on us from the port side. Came out of nowhere. I yelled to the helmsman, "Hard to starboard! Port ahead full!" We were too late. I reached for the collision alarm right before the moment of impact, but felt nothing. I looked over my shoulder to see the skeletal bridge crew of the ship passing right through us. Credits: Mike Gagne is a full time Coastie, (almost) full time podcaster, husband and father of three. Boston Harbor Horror Libsyn Feed: https://bostonhorror.libsyn.com/rss These micro episodes: Sea Terrors - Ghost Ship and Sea Terrors - Arrival, were written, produced and voice acted by Mike Gagne of Asylum 94 Productions, home of Boston Harbor Horror.
LISTEN RINSE REPEAT    Dad Takes the Call     Lee Shackleford SOUND:  PHONE RINGS (EXT), IS PICKED UP DAD:   Hello? Yes --  I’ll call her to the phone! But -- while I have you on the line, I want you to know that my daughter is my precious baby -- don’t interrupt -- and you both have age-appropriate hormones raging, so it’s not impossible that the two of you may suddenly find yourselves as prospective parents! So just know that you and my grandchild will be welcomed into this family with all--Hello?  Hello?  SOUND: HANG UP PHONE DAD:   Heh heh. ============= SHOW NOTES: When I was a young man, somebody’s dad did this to me. I never forgot it. -- Lee Shackleford of RELATIVITY  -- www.relativitypodcast.com 
Service Human #1: Can I help you? Human #2: Yes, can I get two pancakes with a side of bacon? Human #1: You do realize this is the Army Recruitment Office… Human #2: Oh. Well then I’ll have two pancakes with a side of bacon, and thank you for your service. Written by David S. Dear, producer of A Ninth World JournalVoice of Human #2 Featuring Lee Shackleford, producer of Relativity PodcastVoice of Human #1
Episode description  In between faking people’s death, the Interviewer is practicing diligent hand washing. And singing. The Amelia Project is a fiction podcast by Imploding Fictions.  Link to the main show  http://theameliaproject.libsyn.com/rss  Show notes  Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager of The Amelia Project.   Performed by Alan Burgon.  Edited by Philip Thorne. Sound mixing by Robert Rustad Amundsen.  Web: ameliapodcast.com  Twitter: @amelia_podcast  Instagram: @ameliapodcast  Transcript of  “Here comes the soap”  by The Amelia Project  THE INTERVIEWER IS WASHING HIS HANDS.   WE CAN HEAR WATER RUNNING AND THE SQUISHING OF SOAP.   THE INTERVIEWER  (singing merrily to the melody of “Here come’s the bride”)  Here comes the soap!  Bubbles and hope!  Washing my hands   is much better than... Uhm... dope! Hah!   I like the letter C!  Cocoa and cream tea!  I don’t like corona  and iiiiiit! Woooooon’t! Catch meeeeeeeee!  (Shouting to another room)  Alvina? Alvina! Are we supposed to wash our hands for thirty seconds... or thirty minutes?  (Beat)  Alvina, we’re out of soap!    CREDITS  This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager of The Amelia Project, featuring Alan Burgon as The Interviewer.  

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