Christopher Robert Cargill is an American screenwriter, novelist and former internet film critic known under the pseudonyms Massawyrm and Carlyle, currently he co-hosts the Junkfood Cinema Podcast.
Brian and Cargill draw their guns and pas de deux through the bullet ballet of John Woo's Hard Boiled.They discuss The Five Pillars of Woo, his impact on action, and his operatic use of slow-mo. They also pitch a new Golden Girls podcast, stop before their mom shoots, and solve one of the most notorious unsolved mysteries in history thanks to...Jurassic Park?Grab your babies and run to your computers to listen and share this action-packed episode!
This week, Eric Szyszka (We Hate Movies, Hooked on TJ Hooker) returns, and he and Brian take a few shots at Bulletproof.This insane action movie features an ice cream truck shootout, an experimental tank, and a plot to take over the United States by the most broadly drawn collection of terrorists since the opening of The Naked Gun.Get ready for thrills, chills, and...Gary Busey singing Will Smith’s entire Willennium album?Don’t be a butthorn, listen and share the episode!
Live from the virtual Chattanooga Film Fest just a few weeks ago, Brian and Cargill take to the ice to show they believe in Miracle.Miracle is such a great sports film that it will have you riveted by a game where no one scores for the last ten minutes! Kurt Russell whips the guys into a frenzy with his BDE, they decipher Walt Disney’s last words, and Bubs from CFF pops in and out of the episode.Listen, share, go puck wild!
Brian and Cargill are joined by the legendary Bill Corbett (RiffTrax, Mystery Science Theater 3000) to chew on some Soylent Green.Bill and the bots discuss the prescient themes, the meme-sational ending, and Charlton Heston’s obsession with the end of the world. The guys also riff on Irish Spring fetishes, cannibalistic Karens, and the best way to brine human flesh. Happy Soylent Green Day, we hope you had the time of your lives.
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Sep 8th, 1975
Austin, TX, USA
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1 week, 6 days