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Dan Cummins

Dan Cummins is a professional stand-up comedian and the host of the Timesuck Podcast.
Recent episodes featuring Dan Cummins
148 - Robert "The Butcher Baker" Hansen
Episode of
Timesuck with Dan Cummins
Serial killer Robert Hansen abducted and killed at least seventeen women and hunted many of them down in the Alaskan wilderness in the 1970s and 80s around Anchorage. This bakery owner and sport hunter was convicted in 1984 after confessing to killing seventeen women, mostly dancers and prostitutes, during a twelve-year reign of terror. Hansen led a very strange dual life - a happily married, donut-making father of two, while at the same time frequenting Anchorage's strip joints looking for young women to kidnap, rape, and then sometimes also hunt and kill. Enjoy another true crime edition of t-t-t-tuh, Timesuck!Feel the Heat preorder Link: https://bit.ly/2WVJuaxDonating $2600 this month: 100+ Abandoned Dogs of Everglades Florida Rescuehttp://100plusabandoneddogsofevergladesflorida.org/Come to my standup special taping at Crofoot in Detroit on Friday, October 18th. Two shows! First is at 6:30PM: https://bit.ly/2N3E1tPSecond show is at 9PM: https://bit.ly/2FoADU6Happy Murder Tour Standup dates: (full calendar at http://dancummins.tv)July 26-27 Cincinnati, OH West Liberty Funnybone CLICK HERE for tix!August 1-3 Charlotte, NC The Comedy Zone CLICK HERE for tix!August 4 Richmond, VA The Funny Bone CLICK HERE for tix!August 9-10 Orlando, FL The Improv CLICK HERE for tix!*** LIVE TIMESUCK *** August 11th - Orlando, FL The Improve CLICK HERE for tix!Listen to the best of my standup on Spotify! (for free!) https://spoti.fi/2Dyy41dTimesuck is brought to you by the following sponsors:Away Travel! For $20 off a suitcase, visit awaytravel.com/timesuck and use promo code TIMESUCK during checkout!The Great Courses Plus! Get an all-access trial, for FREE, with thegreatcoursesplus.com/TIMESUCKWatch the Suck on Youtube: https://youtu.be/L9kbrmlpdUkMerch (New List tee!) - https://timesuck.myshopify.comWant to try out Discord!?! https://discord.gg/tqzH89vWant to join the Cult of the Curious private Facebook Group? Here it is:https://www.facebook.com/groups/cultofthecurious/For all merch related questions, email Kate at http://www.axisapparelco.com kate@axisapparelco.comPlease rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcastWanna become a Space Lizard? We're almost 5000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits.
147 - Revolutionary War
Episode of
Timesuck with Dan Cummins
Less than a week after the 4th of July, we Suck into the birth of the United States of America. We glance at some of the war's important battles and important figures, but, more importantly, we dig deep into the events leading up to the Revolutionary War. What went down between King George and the Founding Fathers that left colonists feeling like going to war with arguably the most powerful empire in the world was a good idea? How important was George Washington to America's eventual victory? If not for the French and Indian War two decades prior to the Revolutionary War, would the United States be part of the British Commonwealth today? We take a break from true crime and dig deep into US history, today, on Timesuck!Feel the Heat preorder Link: https://bit.ly/2WVJuaxDonating $2600 this month: 100+ Abandoned Dogs of Everglades Florida Rescuehttp://100plusabandoneddogsofevergladesflorida.org/Come to my standup special taping at Crofoot in Detroit on Friday, October 18th. Two shows! First is at 6:30PM: https://bit.ly/2N3E1tPSecond show is at 9PM: https://bit.ly/2FoADU6Happy Murder Tour Standup dates: (full calendar at http://dancummins.tv)July 26-27 Cincinnati, OH West Liberty Funnybone CLICK HERE for tix!August 1-3 Charlotte, NC The Comedy Zone CLICK HERE for tix!August 4 Richmond, VA The Funny Bone CLICK HERE for tix!August 9-10 Orlando, FL The Improv CLICK HERE for tix!*** LIVE TIMESUCK *** August 11th - Orlando, FL The Improve CLICK HERE for tix!Listen to the best of my standup on Spotify! (for free!) https://spoti.fi/2Dyy41dTimesuck is brought to you by the following sponsors:Hims! Try hims for a month today for just $5 ForHims.com/timesuckED The Great Courses Plus! Get an all-access trial, for FREE, with thegreatcoursesplus.com/TIMESUCKWatch the Suck on Youtube: https://youtu.be/FQN9NQebk2AMerch (New List tee!) - https://timesuck.myshopify.comWant to try out Discord!?! https://discord.gg/tqzH89vWant to join the Cult of the Curious private Facebook Group? Here it is:https://www.facebook.com/groups/cultofthecurious/For all merch related questions, email Kate at http://www.axisapparelco.com kate@axisapparelco.comPlease rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcastWanna become a Space Lizard? We're over 5000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits.
146 - The Black Dahlia Murder Mystery
Episode of
Timesuck with Dan Cummins
Who killed Elizabeth Short in 1947? We still don't know. Or do we? Today we go over the details of the Black Dahlia murder mystery - to this day the most infamous murder in Los Angeles history. We also go through a long list of suspects and take a close look at the guy I think did it. Will you come to the same conclusion I did? Find out today, on another true crime edition of Timesuck!Feel the Heat preorder Link: https://bit.ly/2WVJuaxCome to my standup special taping at Crofoot in Detroit on Friday, October 18th. Two shows! First is at 6:30PM: https://bit.ly/2N3E1tPSecond show is at 9PM: https://bit.ly/2FoADU6Happy Murder Tour Standup dates: (full calendar at http://dancummins.tv)July 26-27 Cincinnati, OH West Liberty Funnybone CLICK HERE for tix!August 1-3 Charlotte, NC The Comedy Zone CLICK HERE for tix!August 4 Richmond, VA The Funny Bone CLICK HERE for tix!August 9-10 Orlando, FL The Improv CLICK HERE for tix!*** LIVE TIMESUCK *** August 11th - Orlando, FL The Improve CLICK HERE for tix!Listen to the best of my standup on Spotify! (for free!) https://spoti.fi/2Dyy41dTimesuck is brought to you by the following sponsors:Leesa! Get 15% off your entire order at leesa.com/TIMESUCK and use promo code TIMESUCKHelloFresh For $80 off your first month of HelloFresh, go to HelloFresh.com/timesuck80 and enter the code TIMESUCK80 Watch the Suck on Youtube: https://youtu.be/lDvvwlnd-B8Merch (Bawk, bawk, Playboy!) - https://timesuck.myshopify.comWant to try out Discord!?! https://discord.gg/tqzH89vWant to join the Cult of the Curious private Facebook Group? Here it is:https://www.facebook.com/groups/cultofthecurious/For all merch related questions, email Kate at http://www.axisapparelco.com kate@axisapparelco.comPlease rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcastWanna become a Space Lizard? We're almost 5000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits.
145 - Josef Fritzl: Austria's Monster
Episode of
Timesuck with Dan Cummins
On April 19th, 2008, forty-two year-old Elisabeth Fritzl helped her seventy-three year-old father Josef carry their nineteen year-old unconscious daughter Kerstin - yes, THEIR daughter, you read that right - out of a small, windowless cellar that Kerstin had literally spent her entire life inside up until this point. That day, Elisabeth felt sunlight on her skin for the first time in twenty-four years. For over two decades, she had been imprisoned and continually raped by her own father. And she lived to tell about it. Her story and the tale of her monster-father is insane. Hard to believe it actually happened. But it did. And we suck it all today on Timesuck.Come to my standup special taping at Crofoot in Detroit on Friday, October 18th. Two shows! First is at 6:30PM: https://bit.ly/2N3E1tPSecond show is at 9PM: https://bit.ly/2FoADU6Thanks for allowing us to donate $2400 this month the National Alliance to End Homelessness:https://endhomelessness.org/ Yip, yip, yaw!Happy Murder Tour Standup dates: (full calendar at http://dancummins.tv)July 26-27 Cincinnati, OH West Liberty Funnybone CLICK HERE for tix!August 1-3 Charlotte, NC The Comedy Zone CLICK HERE for tix!August 4 Richmond, VA The Funny Bone CLICK HERE for tix!August 9-10 Orlando, FL The Improv CLICK HERE for tix!*** LIVE TIMESUCK *** Orlando, FL The Improve CLICK HERE for tix!Listen to the best of my standup on Spotify! (for free!) https://spoti.fi/2Dyy41dTimesuck is brought to you by the following sponsors:Hims! Try Hims for a month today for just $5 when you go to ForHims.com/timesuckED.MVMT Get 15% off your watch or sunglasses w FREE SHIPPING and FREE RETURNS at mvmt.com/timesuckLeesa! Get 15% off your entire order at leesa.com/TIMESUCK when you use the promo code TIMESUCKWatch the Suck on Youtube: https://youtu.be/3aQH6uAeVkAMerch (MOTHER!) - https://timesuck.myshopify.comWant to try out Discord!?! https://discord.gg/tqzH89vWant to join the Cult of the Curious private Facebook Group? Here it is:https://www.facebook.com/groups/cultofthecurious/For all merch related questions, email Kate at http://www.axisapparelco.com kate@axisapparelco.comPlease rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcastWanna become a Space Lizard? We're almost 5000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits.
144 - The Texas Killing Fields
Episode of
Timesuck with Dan Cummins
Since 1971, well over thirty women have disappeared along a fifty mile-long patch of I-45 between Houston and Galveston. Some refer to this stretch of the Gulf Freeway as a highway to Hell, and to the marshy land around it as "The Texas Fields." Initially, the press only referred to one twenty-five acre patch of land in League City, an abandoned oil field, as the Texas Killing Field after the remains of two women were found in early 1986 on the same day. And both bodies were found near where a third body had been uncovered in 1984. And then more bodies turned up on and around this old oil field. Who killed these women? And what does today's tale have to do with Matthew McConaughey? Find out on today’s true crime smorgasbord mystery edition of Timesuck!Thanks for allowing us to donate $2400 this month the National Alliance to End Homelessness:https://endhomelessness.org/ Yip, yip, yaw!Happy Murder Tour Standup dates: (full calendar at dancummins.tv)July 26-27 Cincinnati, OH West Liberty Funnybone CLICK HERE for tix!August 1-3 Charlotte, NC The Comedy Zone CLICK HERE for tix!August 4 Richmond, VA The Funny Bone CLICK HERE for tix!August 9-10 Orlando, FL The Improv CLICK HERE for tix!*** LIVE TIMESUCK *** Orlando, FL The Improve CLICK HERE for tix!Listen to the best of my standup on Spotify! (for free!) https://spoti.fi/2Dyy41dTimesuck is brought to you by the following sponsors:Quip: Get your first refill pack free at getquip.com/TIMESUCKRobinhood. Download the Robinhood app and start investing!Watch the Suck on Youtube: https://youtu.be/TQ5vCGph1BQMerch (Hail Lucifina! Nana stickers!) - https://timesuck.myshopify.comWant to try out Discord!?! https://discord.gg/tqzH89vWant to join the Cult of the Curious private Facebook Group? Here it is:https://www.facebook.com/groups/cultofthecurious/For all merch related questions, email Kate at http://www.axisapparelco.com kate@axisapparelco.comPlease rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG, @timesuckpodcast on Twitter, and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcastWanna become a Space Lizard? We're almost 5000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits.
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Birthdate
May 17th, 1977
Location
Los Angeles, CA, USA
Episode Count
181
Podcast Count
5
Total Airtime
1 week, 5 days