We are here. Broadcasting live from Pack Central Station, Oldenberg.
Officer Horrace Yusif has made a stunning prediction – a dreaded Darkstorm is headed our way. Nobody knows for certain what makes the sun decide to Darkstorm, but our best scientists and religious leaders agree on one thing. A Darkstorm is dangerous. Fear for your lives, and act accordingly. The Jet Pack Cops will do what they can to get us all through this dark, dark time.