Michael Valeri Jr exists to create. He doesn't always create to exist. He tries to blend comedy with drama, but usually just comes off as crass. His heart's in the right place, though!
  Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the  80's cult slasher Sleepaway Camp. This movie is a pro-pedophilia, dick-having, vomit-inducing, laugher, and we are HERE for it. We meet the craziest mother of all time. Mel, the head of the camp is a fish out of water, and gets sent to the back of the pac,man by Angela and her mad bow skillz. I just can't do this movie justice with words. Just go watch the damn thing. Thanks for listening! Please buy some: Stickers! Billy, the poor fucker who dies, courtesy of Mike from Wack Brackets Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram| Podcast Logo (and stickers) by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri  
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the Amazon Prime version of Utopia. Despite what the Reddit critics spout, this thing is chock full of violence. Its also full of nerds, nerds, and more nerds. John Cusack somehow looks older than Joe Pesci in The Irishman, but he makes good points. Dwight is now Michael, and there's a man named after a restaurant? Color us confused. Somehow, despite all odds, we started working on our Millard Fillmore musical. You're welcome. Thanks for listening! Please buy some: Stickers! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram| Podcast Logo (and stickers) by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
Michael and Dave watched nothing. They are here to announce the grand opening of The Center Cut section of the Doodlist Sticker Shop! To start there are four designs, with more to come via pre-order. The Break-line, #GorillaPenis, LOST, and Firefly. All delicious. Help support the show that supports your boring days with weird shit. Please and thank you! Thanks for listening! Buy some: Stickers! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram| Podcast Logo (and stickers) by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri
Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the critically acclaimed mindfuck Mulholland Drive! Jasmin and Mells from the Damn Fine TV podcast were along for the ride to offer up their David Lynch expertise to help sort out the middle...nah, that's not possible! There are multiple characters with the same name, and gloomy hobo, and many references to LOST as usual. But, don't break your achy breaky heart, because Billy Ray Cyrus was apparently in this movie and we missed it. This move is interesting to think about, even from our lens...speaking of lens', Justin Theroux, those glasses...WOOF! Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Youtube|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri Check Out Damn Fine TV  
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Creator Details

Birthdate
Dec 29th, 1986
Location
Worcester, Massachusetts, United States of America
Episode Count
79
Podcast Count
5
Total Airtime
2 days, 13 hours
PCID
Podchaser Creator ID logo 046161