Some say that when he sleeps, his snores sound like a dial-up modem. Some say the only way to defeat him is ↑, ↑, ↓, ↓, ←, →, ←, →, B, A, Start. All we know is he’s called webmeister Bud! You’ve probably seen him out capturing photos, playing with drones, or compulsively cleaning stray hairs of others’ shirts. What keeps him going faster than a 56/kbps modem in 1999? Sugar. It’s sugar.