EPISODE 14: After a short break the guys are back. This time talk turns to theatre and Ben not getting a bike for Christmas...ever! J asks if bombing was ever funny and discusses a corrupt vote for cereal. Other hard hitting topics are a nude g

Cal Halbert, a beachy box of mess and a loss of situational awareness

Jul 7th, 2020 48m 32s

Forget the crowding, that's nothing compared to other murky goings on at a beach in Bournemouth. The episode starts with Ben trapped in Leicester and J talks about a near miss plane crash...which is fun. Confirmation that Ben isn't 'that' bat m

Reginald D Hunter says goodnight, press ups and suspicious plumbing terms

Jul 2nd, 2020 48m 15s

EPISODE 12: On this episode there’s a great rude Wogan impression (Jason is very pleased with himself - oh yes), a round of press ups, a Pope sticker album and a bad Elton rendition (Ben apologises). There's a British Tea bombshell and talk of

how did that get up there? a triumf of mice, nuts and a donkeyfishwallhumper. With Seymour Mace

Jun 27th, 2020 45m 53s

EPISODE 11: Recording two podcast episodes a week takes its toll as J & Ben really loose the plot and start going off on tangents here there and everywhere. Recorded this week from the queue outside a Botherforks pub. Mice feature heavily this

Kerry Godliman, waking up Ben and a Toy Story Ramble

Jun 24th, 2020 48m 8s

Joined this week by very special guest Kerry Godliman who used to go to Uni with Ben...will she remember him? She has a canny attempt at the Geordie accent with the game 'Lush, Shan, Divvent Na' and she tells us about her own upcoming podcast a

the end of the world, queuing for the shops and whose balls are you going to touch

Jun 17th, 2020 47m

EPISODE 9: More laughs than the editors desk of a Christmas cracker joke writing office. Subjects covered this week are vomiting seagulls, peeing on golf clubs and runaway prisoners promising to come back. J & Ben also give a voice to birds and

curtis stigers is a Gentleman, dangerous penguins and a spinning old lady

Jun 10th, 2020 59m 58s

EPISODE 8: J & Ben laugh and talk nonsense about flightless birds, hanging from helicopters, the Village People and hapless thieves. Plenty of comedy and snorts in all of that. This week the guys are joined by the brilliant and humble multi pla

socially distanced cheese and beans in a separate ramekin

Jun 4th, 2020 44m 38s

EPISODE 7: It's J's turn to rant this week and it didn't take much to set him off. Just some misplaced food on a breakfast and religious t-shirt slogans. Ben 'bears' all about some thrill seeking Teddy bears and some early morning visitors read

four times bigger with Bernard Castle and dictator alligator

May 27th, 2020 50m 54s

EPISODE 6: J and Ben visit Barnard Castle in a mission to see things more clearly, after John from Norwich got in touch to tell them he wants to see some changes, or else! So, in an effort to please him, and you, the format has been slightly tw

supa value matt o'damon & self pleasuring in ikea

May 20th, 2020 1h 4m

EPISODE 5: This week J & Ben argue about the UK Charts, Matt Damon, mobile tiny people, sex huts and a whole lot more. This week's guest is the superb writer, award winning stand-up and actor Jason Cook who let's us in to his misspent youth and

Trailer

Episode 4 Trailer

May 13th, 2020 35s

It's a trailer for episode 4!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/10things/message

waves licking up to me shingles and do not talk unless it's dinner

May 13th, 2020 1h 5m

EPISODE 4: J & Ben are joined by the funniest man that Scotland has produced (so say a load of bikers and who is going to argue with them?), the very sharp John Scott. Subjects this week include constipated thieves, Eric Clapton's birthday part

posh people don't have compounds and dogs with diggers

May 6th, 2020 1h 5m

EPISODE 3: In this episode J and Ben argue about people hiding in pubs, blow drying Donald Trump's Hair and a new Public Holiday. In an obvious attempt at bribery Ben is giving away £70 of his unspent shopping vouchers, genuinely. But you have

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TRAILER for Episode 3

May 5th, 2020 1m 54s

Special guest this week is Steffen Peddie and there's a chance for you to win £70. That's not a typo, £70 actual pounds...actually it's Ben's unspent gift vouchers. Bet someone gave him them for his birthday! --- Send in a voice message: ht

dolly does vampires and coffee with hilary

Apr 30th, 2020 1h 8m

This week J & Ben discuss the hot topics of the week including chocolatey fingers, dodgy stuff with bottles and sexy tortoises. Ben has a rant and the guest this week is Catherine Scott. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spoti

dolly does vampires and coffee with hilary

Apr 30th, 2020 1h 8m

fiery vicars and talking toilets

Apr 22nd, 2020 57m 34s

The first episode proper sees J & Ben go head to head like stags on a misty heathery moor...you get the idea. Who will win? Will it be J talking about sex toys and geese or Ben with his presidential urinations and swearing at bins? Joined by th

fiery vicars and talking toilets

Apr 22nd, 2020 57m 34s

beard orienteering and lockdown wrestling

Apr 17th, 2020 52m 32s

Ben and J compete to get their chosen stories from the week onto a list of 10 Things. Analysis, debate or just two bald geordies having an argument. This week they do battle to choose the categories that will be the foundation for all future ep