It’s December, folks, which means Christmas is just around the corner. Santa’s making his list, and checking it twice. He’s going to find out who’s naughty or nice. So you better be good … or he’ll gouge your eyes out with a tin soldier and hang you from a wall-mounted deer head.

This week we’re looking at everything that makes Santa so truly terrifying. That’s right! We’re starting off this fine holiday season with a look at Silent Night Deadly Night and Christmas Evil. So trim that tree, hang those stockings, and make damn sure you leave out some cookies and milk … or else!