The ladies gear up for a cross country Christmas road trip as they review GAF’s “Journey to Christmas.” Can a famous supermodel and a heartbroken limo driver find love AND the true meaning of Christmas while driving across the country? Why does

Ep. 34 - Funny, Smart and Surprisingly Funky

Dec 24th, 2023 1h 48m

The ladies dig into the Netflix’s 2017 foray into Christmasland, “A Christmas Prince.” Can a scrappy American reporter successfully go undercover to find the real scoop on the bachelor prince of a vaguely defined small European country? There’s

Ep. 33 - Haunted Greta Thunberg

Dec 8th, 2023 1h 9m

The gals kick off the season with Christmasland favs Paul Greene and Jill Wagner in Bringing Christmas Home from GAF. What do secret WWII codes, Santa Claus and strange little girls all have in common? There’s only one way to find out. All aboa

Ep. 32 - Season 4 Preview

Nov 21st, 2023 21m 42s

Amelia and Kira preview the upcoming Christmasland schedule so everyone can watch along all season long. This year the ladies travel outside of Christmasland a bit to its slightly less prosperous neighbor, Holidayland AKA Lifetime tv. They also

Ep. 31 - AVMP Favorites

Jul 24th, 2023 34m 9s

Amelia Hamilton is flying solo this week and recapping some of her favorites. Tune in!

Ep. 30 - How Does Marcel Still Have a Job?

Jun 9th, 2023 1h 5m

The ladies bust out the hot cocoa and fake snow and jump into the GAC Christmas movie “A Jingle Bell Princess.” Will this uptight, type A stranded princess find love with the vulnerable, handsome, single dad and widower she is forced to stay wi

Ep. 29 - A Real, Authentic Chicago Italian

Apr 11th, 2023 1h 3m

This week it’s an AVMP fav plot line - fake romance that leads to the real thing! The ladies review a winter romance from GAF, ‘From Chicago With Love.’ There are lots of misunderstandings, marketing powwows and a real, authentic Chicago Italia

Ep. 28 - The Cyan Cartridge is Definitely Empty

Mar 15th, 2023 1h 8m

The girls review ‘A Winter Palace’ from Great American, and applaud Danica McKellar for her DIY printing press skills.

Ep. 27 - Lillian is a Glass of Water

Feb 20th, 2023 1h 18m

This week the merry maidens break out the chocolate and flowers to review ‘A Charming Valentine’ from Great American Family channel. Will these busy businesspeople too busy for love be able to make time for love in the hustle and bustle of Toro

Ep. 26 - There Will Be Flyers

Feb 9th, 2023 1h 18m

This week the team takes on Great American’s “A Merry Christmas Wish” starring a couple of favorites. There will be chaste romance, fake snow, and flyers. And something called ‘scoop chat.’

Ep. 25 - Torovia is Definitely a Real Country

Jan 22nd, 2023 1h 7m

Christmasland goes to the beach this week. Kira and Amelia take on Great American’s first New Years movie “A Prince in Paradise.” A heart-broken writer heads to a beachside vacation only to run into her ex-boyfriend and his new love, but don’t

Ep. 24 - All Mayors Are Black

Jan 13th, 2023 1h 17m

This week the ladies hop on over to visit Netflix’s Christmas neighborhood as they review the Lindsay Lohan holiday hamfest ‘Falling For Christmas.’ Did it hold up to the Christmas universe standard? Find out!

Ep. 23 - Welcome Home

Jan 9th, 2023 1h 16m

This week Kira and Amelia head over to the Great American Family channel to try out their Christmas fare and they were not disappointed. Find out why Danica McKellar’s first GAF movie after leaving Hallmark does justice to her new home’s motto

Ep. 22 - Hallmark Seems Off the Mark This Year

Dec 24th, 2022 42m 37s

Kira and Amelia have noticed a shift in the Hallmark tone this season and it feels off. The girls discuss what might be at the root, and have some news about the direction of the podcast moving forward.

Ep. 21 - Don't Worry, It's Not Really His Baby

Dec 18th, 2022 1h 22m

The girls get cozy for “Three Wise Men and A Baby.” Exploding diapers, dance routines and shocking parental neglect abound!

Ep. 20 - Lethal Umbrellas

Nov 29th, 2022 1h 29m

How do you protect the royal family from an ominous kidnapping plot? You send in a secret agent as an undercover nanny, of course! Hallmark has never aired a more violent Christmas movie, so don’t miss this week’s review of “The Royal Nanny” fe

Ep. 19 - Matt Damon’s Costumer Monopoly

Nov 10th, 2022 1h 6m

This week’s movie is Light’s, Camera, Christmas, starring Hallmark favorite Kimberely Sustad and John Brotherton. It’s a classic Hallmark meetcute - famous boy meets unimpressed, small-town girl. Will they overcome their differences to find lov

Ep. 18 - Father Knows Best

Nov 3rd, 2022 1h 4m

Not the best start to the Hallmark season with “Ghosts of Christmas Always” but the girls dive in anyway, and make the case for why the “Scrooge” of the movie is really the unsung hero.

Ep. 17 - Season 3 Preview

Oct 20th, 2022 28m 10s

Kira and Amelia are back with another season of top tier Hallmark commentary. Find out what’s on the schedule for Christmas and what they’re looking forward to most. Tis the season!

Ep. 16 - Respect the Polaha

Dec 22nd, 2021 1h 5m

Respect the Polaha

Ep. 15 - CEO of Hallmark, CCB

Dec 21st, 2021 1h 23m

CEO of Hallmark, CCB

Ep. 14 - Only Lacey Gets the Fireplace

Dec 1st, 2021 1h 9m

The ladies honor the Queen of Hallmark, Lacey Chabert, and review her new film ‘Christmas At Castle Hart’. Shooting on location in Ireland? Winning! CGI castle wreaths? Not so much.

Ep. 13 - Kira Hates Parades: A Thanksgiving AVMP Special

Nov 23rd, 2021 1h 13m

Kira Hates Parades: A Thanksgiving AVMP Special

Ep. 12 - Pumpkin Pie Wars

Oct 31st, 2021 1h 7m

Pumpkin Pie Wars

Ep. 11 - An Interview With Godwinks

Oct 14th, 2021 49m 3s

Kira and Amelia interview SQuire Rushnell and Louise DuArt, the co-founders of Godwink Brands and producers of highly acclaimed Hallmark "A Godwink Christmas” movie series. SQuire and Louise discuss how their faith-based brand weaves into the H