This week Donger has a little essential advice: find a routine, like sex in the park! Other Donger recommendations include the funky soulful album Drunk by Thundercat. Play on loop to test your loved ones. And tea swilling uber villains. Specifically, the book Moriarty.

Donger reminisces about the good ol' days when suave men would stroll from the thickets of Griffith Park after smooching. He recalls one magical moment while hiking that he followed purple flowers into a secret den of kissing men. And big news! Donger returns from a weekend in San Fran with -- brace yourselves -- a very special butt tattoo. The Japanese whiskey may have played a part. And stay tuned for a new Matt Braunger stand up special soon! Donger just might put his ass where his mouth is...

Donger also chats about those incontrovertible signs to just walk away. Spoiler. It involves sweet sweet dough-love-making. What else? Listen for: "row-ga", Gaybo riffs, the dark side to Norman Rockwell, and the orange faced small fingered vulgarian.