Josh and Jess discuss the perils of sedentary employment, the dangers of not having tissues for sneeze emergency, and the terror that is a tattling neighbor.
Jess and Josh discuss a dildo assault, a prostitute robber, international clitoris week, and what happens when your wife goes to the strip club with you.
The Purveyors of Ratchet discuss a Barnes and Noble bathroom, where to not keep illegal wares, a serious discussion about animal relations, and an excellent reason to wrap it up.
Josh and Jess talk the basics of criminal activity, a preacher with an interesting method of spreading the word of God and a story of a sexual attack that portions of the chatroom took offense to how it was discussed on the show..
The Purveyors of Ratchet discuss proper colonic health, a jam-packed police search, and a discussion of the journalistic value of Worldst-WE DO NOT CONDONE WORLDSTAR HIP-HOP.
The Purveyors of Ratchet discuss hot button issues that get to the core of the American psyche and help to hash out a new, fresh understanding of our changing, global society. Like bestiality.
The Purveyors of Ratchet discuss Jesse Jackson Jr.'s Michael Jackson cosplay, Jess answers listener emails, and strip club stories to enrich our lives.