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This month on Ain’t Slayed Nobody: our posse has a bone to pick with the creeping cosmic horrors in the deep caverns under Baylor Peak. But Jeremiah isn’t the only strange old critter underground, and the investigators may find that escaping isn’t as simple as retracing their steps. What unseen terrors await them in the darkness? What is Ellie's situation? Will any of them live to regret taking on this side quest? And just how many bouts of madness can this posse take before all hell breaks loose? Ride with our Call of Cthulhu podcast on Patreon (http://www.patreon.com/aintslayed) to help us while you earn bonus content. Buy show merch http://slayed.me/merch Cover art by @moon.hermitcrab
The posse gets schooled as they pay a visit to New Mexico A&M university in the hopes of learning more about the strange things they’ve encountered on their ride down darker trails thus far. A side quest takes them on an archaeological dig in the hopes of uncovering some history and earning loot along the way. What strange Lovecraftian horrors lurk in the caves beneath the New Mexico desert? Will they actually find any gold? And will they all make it out alive to continue their original quest? Ride with our Call of Cthulhu podcast on Patreon (http://www.patreon.com/aintslayed) to help us while you earn bonus content. Buy show merch at http://slayed.me/merch Cover art by @moon.hermitcrab
This month on Ain't Slayed Nobody: the posse's past comes back to haunt them as the townsfolk of Las Cruces use some good old trial and error to find some answers about what happened at Baylor Peak. With court now in session, the investigators had better get their stories straight if they hope to make it out unscathed. What will be the consequences of their actions? Has their luck finally run out? And most importantly, will they finally learn a valuable lesson about how they treat NPCs?
In this special episode of Ain't Slayed Nobody: our investigators come to some terrifying conclusions as their ill-fated adventure in UNLAND finally ends (or does it?). Lives are shattered as easily as mirrors as dark truths come to light and reality proves only skin deep in this place. What is dead may never die, especially in UNLAND, and our parkour enthusiasts may learn that some things are, perhaps, even worse than death. What truths await the investigators at the end of the ride? Who will leave the park and who will stay? What horrors still lurk in the shadows? The truth will come out. One way or another. With Scott Dorward as Keeper and guest-starring Joe Trier and Eoghan from How We Roll.
On this special episode of Ain't Slayed Nobody: our investigators are pulled ever deeper into UNLAND, where new terrors await them at every turn. The familiar becomes the horrible as they quickly learn nothing - and no one - is what it seems. What's that in the mirror? Where's the exit? And does splitting the party ever lead to any good for anyone? With Keeper Scott Dorward and guest-starring Joe Trier and Eoghan from How We Roll.
On this special episode of Ain't Slayed Nobody: A long-shuttered amusement park with a scandalous past proves irresistible for our team of parkour enthusiasts looking to go viral. Flips and tricks abound as J0ns3y, Maxx, Kevin, and Jason film and bicker their way into a light bit of breaking and entering. What secrets lie beyond the shuttered gates of the Funland amusement park? What secrets are our protagonists hiding, even from each other? And how long can the investigators test the GM's patience before he shoves them into the park himself? With Keeper Scott Dorward and guest-starring Joe Trier and Eoghan Falvey from How We Roll.
This month on Ain't Slayed Nobody: rested but reeling from the terrible nightmares plaguing them, Sheriff Ellie and her posse begin to investigate the "definitely not haunted" Prestwick House in Las Cruces. Familiar names and unfamiliar horrors await them in the dark, and no one knows if they will all live to see the light of day. What new cosmic horrors lurk in this quest? How is the party not out of Luck yet? And will the party's past finally catch up to them? Only time will tell, as we continue down darker trails.
This month on Ain't Slayed Nobody: the party's attempt at some R&R goes horribly awry as violence and nightmarish visions of cosmic horror follow them through the town of Las Cruces. As Johnny finally takes a bath, Ellie rests up, and the whole party attempts to drown their trauma in the bottom of a whisky glass, new acquaintances bring new threats and new information about the elusive Colin Brock. Will the posse uncover the source of their nightmares? What's up with that definitely not haunted house in town? And will our investigators get anywhere close to their quarry this season? Only time will tell, Down Darker Trails.
This month on Ain't Slayed Nobody: Our posse has some 'splainin' to do as they flee the ghouls of Baylor Peak. But they quickly find that ghouls aren't the only cosmic horror lurking in the Old West, and they're going to need every bit of healing they can get before their luck runs out. Can Lance ever actually fail at anything? Will our wounded party members make it out alive? What is lurking on the shelves of the old curio shop? And crucially: will the party ever actually make friends with an NPC?
On this special episode of Ain't Slayed Nobody: the night is dark and full of terrors for the McDonald family as their encounters with the cosmic horrors of Fairyland draw to their conclusion. The tenuous sanity holding the family to reality grow ever weaker as they learn the truth about the town's children and come face to face with their own nightmares. Is Maggie safe? Will anyone survive Fairyland? And worse...do they even want to?
On this special episode of Ain't Slayed Nobody, Bill McDonald and his family try to settle into their new jobs after a traumatizing first night at Linty Farm. Cryptic comments from the townsfolk build the tension for our party, and it soon becomes clear that fear and terror are the order of the day in Cullingstone. What is wrong with the children in this town? Is Maggie safe? What unimaginable horrors lurk in the woods? And will Ol' McDonald live to have his farm?
On this special episode of Ain't Slayed Nobody: the ASN crew and guest Keeper Scott Dorward tackle the cosmic horrors of 19th century Scotland in Cthulhu Dark. Bill McDonald and his family arrive back in their ancestral homeland in the Scottish highlands, ready to take up a new life as homesteaders. But the family quickly discovers that something isn't quite right in woods around their new home, and a little harmless exploration may prove deadly. Is the house haunted? What is that strange laughter coming from the woods? And, more importantly, will anyone manage to survive Scott Dorward's first episode?
Our posse tries to extricate themselves from the cave system without dying or losing all of their sanity in the process. But things get a little ghoulish out there down darker trails, and the investigators may soon find that they push their luck and lose their grip far too quickly in this world of Lovecraftian horrors. What are the party's chances of everyone making it out alive? Will Johnny ever manage to dodge anything? Will Ellie survive to get her crew back on the road towards Olvido, or will this side quest ultimately prove fatal? Ride with our Call of Cthulhu podcast on Patreon (http://www.patreon.com/aintslayed) to help us while you earn bonus content. Buy show merch http://slayed.me/merch Cover art by @moon.hermitcrab
This month on Ain’t Slayed Nobody: it’s time for some scary stories in the dark as our posse confronts some creepifying cosmic horror out in a mysterious dreamscape. Back in the real world—or is it?—the party deals with some dromedary affairs and attempts to drown their sorrows in the suspicious town of Mesilla as they continue on their way down darker trails to Olvido. Who—or what—will the party encounter in the dreamscape? What was Sparky’s deal, anyway? Will any mysteries be solved, or just more uncovered? And more importantly, just how much whisky can the party drink in one sitting? Ride with our Call of Cthulhu podcast on Patreon (http://www.patreon.com/aintslayed) to help us while you earn bonus content. Buy show merch at http://slayed.me/merch Cover art by @moon.hermitcrab
Our investigators actually begin to investigate the oddities they encounter as they ride down darker trails. The posse’s adventures take a turn towards the macabre as they discover a mysterious figure out in the desert and an abandoned cabin in the woods. There’s no way any of this could go horribly wrong, right? What Lovecraftian horror and surprises will the party uncover as they continue their fateful ride towards Olvido? Who is Kate Caldwell? And will the NPCs survive long enough to pass vital information on to our investigators, or will they die in a hail of bullets? Ride with our Call of Cthulhu podcast on Patreon (http://www.patreon.com/aintslayed) to help us while you earn bonus content. Buy show merch at http://slayed.me/merch Cover art by @moon.hermitcrab
The posse begins their quest in grand Old Western tradition: with a hanging. Bullets begin to fly as a shady priest, a rough and tumble miner, a suave former outlaw, and an earnest hobo join vengeful Deputy Sheriff Ellie Bishop on the Canutillo Railroad Bridge. Little does this ragtag posse know of the cosmic Lovecraft horrors that are about to unfold. Will our investigators ever actually investigate something on their hunt for gang leader Colin Brock, or will they holler and shoot their way to some kind of resolution? Ride with our Call of Cthulhu podcast on Patreon (http://www.patreon.com/aintslayed) to help us while you earn bonus content. Buy show merch at http://slayed.me/merch Cover art by @moon.hermitcrab
Howdy pardner, and welcome to Ain’t Slayed Nobody, a Call of Cthulhu actual play podcast in an Old West setting. In this introductory episode, meet our party of investigators and learn how they came together in this world of the lawful, the lawless, and everything in between. Saddle up there, hoss, and take a ride Down Darker Trails as we shoot and holler our way out of any situation the Keeper can throw at us. Cosmic horror and humor await in this twisted H.P. Lovecraft style Western. Ride with our Call of Cthulhu podcast on Patreon (http://www.patreon.com/aintslayed) to help us while you earn bonus content. Buy show merch at http://slayed.me/merch Cover art by @moon.hermitcrab
A short teaser for our actual play Call of Cthulhu RPG podcast set in the Old West. Season 1 is called Y'all of Cthulhu and Chaosium's Down Darker Trails is our foundation for scenarios. We blend humor and horror with an emphasis on sound design and role playing. Ride with our Call of Cthulhu podcast on Patreon (http://www.patreon.com/aintslayed) to help us while you earn bonus content. Buy show merch at http://slayed.me/merch
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Podcast Details

Created by
cuppycup
Podcast Status
Active
Started
Jan 10th, 2020
Latest Episode
Oct 13th, 2020
Release Period
Monthly
Episodes
18
Avg. Episode Length
About 1 hour
Explicit
Yes
Order
Serial
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