A writer attempts to write a romance novelA teenage boy is given advice by a sketchy man in an ApplebeesSuspecting your husband is the devilSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happens when scientists learn everything there is to know about the universe

Jun 23rd, 2022 1h 9m

What happens when scientists learn everything there is to know about the universeHow the south is handling people relocating there because of covidA criminal using Cameo to send blackmail messages but can only afford b, c-list celebrities See

Inheriting a circus

Jun 21st, 2022 59m 19s

Inheriting a circusAdults being passed off as children but one person isn't buying itThe writers of junk mailSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Post-Apocalyptic Home Owners Association

Jun 16th, 2022 58m 28s

Post-Apocalyptic Home Owners Association Surfers Go to NYCUnnecessary CashewsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Arctic Scavengers

Jun 14th, 2022 1h 7m

Arctic ScavengersStrike at the Paperclip Factory New York Water Smuggling See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Substitute teacher

Jun 9th, 2022 52m 49s

Substitute teacherA seemingly innocent game of duck duck goose turns WILDLY violentThe 57th Annual Shampoo Tastemaker AwardsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Neighboring condom factories go to war

Jun 7th, 2022 55m 42s

Neighboring condom factories go to warPardon me, do you have the time?Hash brown World ChampionshipSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pigeons at shitting school

Jun 2nd, 2022 47m 45s

Pigeons in a shitting school.TOO personal training.You're in the wrong line.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lego manufacturing plant

May 31st, 2022 54m 35s

Lego manufacturing plant.Powerpuff Girls.Workers return to the office, changed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The US Military and Education swap budgets

May 26th, 2022 1h 5m

The US Military and Education departments swap budgetsMan who sneezes when he's arousedPizza wizardsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mario Kart as NASCAR

May 24th, 2022 50m 23s

Mario Kart as NASCARA baby thinks she's funnyHome makeoverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

texting

May 19th, 2022 56m 19s

textingprom nightconvention for bad parkersSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

burrito-rolling master

May 17th, 2022 58m 11s

burrito-rolling mastergone completely texasCanned laugh auditionsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gap potatoes

May 12th, 2022 54m 59s

Gap potatoesOverly full orchestraBen Franklin's tries to get "finders keepers" in the ConstitutionSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Never late for school

May 10th, 2022 56m 19s

Never late for schoolZoo animals commentaryBalloon World CupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Zoom doctor’s appointment.

May 5th, 2022 51m 36s

Zoom doctor’s appointment.Failed science museum.Swallowed ear bud.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two folks give Tony Robbins a couples massage.

May 3rd, 2022 55m 52s

Two folks give Tony Robbins a couples massage.Politician has to poo.Cheese boys and/or girls.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Irrationally angry at minor inconveniences.

Apr 28th, 2022 55m 47s

Irrationally angry at minor inconveniences.Small Town grocery store clerk reads too much into items customers buying.Door to door salesman named Hungry.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kindergarten class develops nuclear bomb / pepper nipples.

Apr 26th, 2022 52m 32s

Kindergarten class science fair develops nuclear bomb / pepper nipples.Wild time at airport arrivals.Why are your shoes wet?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

America's Gum Control Issues

Apr 21st, 2022 50m 14s

America's Gum Control Issues5th Graders V Senior Citizens Bowling TeamStranded on Desert IslandSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Clothing Store with No Clothes

Apr 19th, 2022 55m 28s

Clothing Store with No ClothesInternet SecurityStand Up Verses ImprovSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Art Critic at Kids Finger Painting Class

Apr 14th, 2022 50m

Art Critic at Kids Finger Painting ClassNewest Bond Girl is from AccountingUltimate Frisbee tournamentSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hot Dogs verses Beer

Apr 12th, 2022 52m 17s

Hot dogs V BeerSurfs UpIndigoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome wagon

Apr 7th, 2022 50m 56s

Welcome wagon.The chocolate bandit on 2/13.No sharing snacks unless you brought enough for everyone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.