This week we're finishing up "The Bible" and saying our goodbyes to the Amazon Book Club. In three days time we will be resurrected as Let's Stop There - much like our new hero and role model, Jesus. Join us as we turn the page and move on to

The Bible [Part 1]

Dec 16th, 2020 1h 25m

This week we're reading The Bible by God. We're just a few episodes away from the debut of our new podcast Let's Stop There, but before we pull the trigger, we've decided to repent our sins and get right with God. This is our first two-part epi

Alien Thanksgiving

Nov 25th, 2020 1h 17m

Happy Thanksgiving, folks...Alien Thanksgiving by Zara Zenia, that is. Gather round and let Ganesh tell you a holiday tale as old as time - the story of a woman who brings home a bright blue alien boyfriend for Thanksgiving dinner. Make sure yo

Patreon Unlocked: Choose Your Own Adventure - The Oregon Trail & Titanic

Nov 19th, 2020 1h 7m

This week we're reading two "Choose Your Own Adventure" books - join us as we lose family members left and right on the Oregon Trail and the Titanic. Tragic stuff! Book Links:The Oregon Trail The Titanic

The Dirty Sweatpants of the Lost Colony

Nov 5th, 2020 1h 21m

This week we're reading The Dirty Sweatpants of the Lost Colony by J M Hoover. Surely the most important thing happening this week, we finally expand on the dirty sweatpant lore that's been haunting our show for months. Also - a big announcemen

Give Yourself Goosebumps: Escape from Camp Run-For-Your-Life

Oct 19th, 2020 1h 17m

This week we're reading Goosebumps: Escape from Camp Run-For-Your-Life by R.L. Stine. It's time for our annual tradition - a Halloween Choose-Your-Own-Adventure. R.L. isn't screwing around this time in what's sure to go down as a Halloween clas

Premium Unlocked: Pet Semetary

Oct 7th, 2020 1h 15m

Hey yall - Ganesh is in the middle of moving apartments and though we have a new episode in the bank, he hasn't had a chance to finish editing it. In the meantime, please enjoy an old PATREON episode, Pet Semetary.This week we're reading Pet S

My Antifa Lover: A Riot of the Heart

Sep 24th, 2020 1h 14m

This week we're reading My Antifa Lover by Jessica Stranger. Ever fall for a BAD BOY? You know the type - Dark. Mysterious. Dangerous. Anti-racist and anti-capitalist. A full blown SJW taking a drag off a Juul while he lures you with his s

Crimson Son: Can the Powerless Son of a Superhero Do What His Father Couldn't?

Sep 2nd, 2020 1h 27m

This week we're reading Crimson Son: Can the Powerless Son of a Superhero Do What His Father Couldn't? by Russ Linton. Book 1 in the "Crimson Son Universe Series" aims to answer this question and MUCH more. With the world in chaos, who couldn't

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

Aug 18th, 2020 1h 25m

This week we're reading The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor by Max Allan Collins. "The book was better than the movie!" is a common refrain among the more literary minded, but is it always true? Rest assured, folks, this book is just as shitt

Sweet Tea & Second Chances

Jul 29th, 2020 1h 41m

This week we're reading Sweet Tea & Second Chances by Dylann Crush. This book is exactly what you think it is, no more and no less. We still had a whole heap of fun reading it. Speaking of second chances, tune in to hear Austin try and dig hims

Little League Heroes

Jul 8th, 2020 1h 23m

This week we're reading Little League Heroes by Joe Jackson. Ah, baseball - our National Pastime. Do you hear that? The crack of the bat, the snap of a ball hitting the glove, the low chanting of the crowd, Mikey's dad yelling at the ump for ca

Back to the Future

Jun 16th, 2020 1h 29m

This week we're reading "Back to the Future" by George Gipe. Ganesh wanted to read the novelization of his favorite 80's sci-fi movie - unfortunately, we couldn't get our hands on "Short Circuit" so this will have to do. Whether you're a George

Humpty Bumpkin

May 26th, 2020 1h 8m

This week we're reading "Humpty Bumpkin" by Sam Cheever. Turns out "Humpty Bumpkin" isn't just the legal name on Shane's birth certificate, it's a book! About murder! And debutantes! Pour yourself a glass of sweet tea and throw away that medica

The Apology

May 18th, 2020 1h 18m

This week we're reading "The Apology" by Douglas Scribner. Buckle up, this is the best apology since Ruben Studdard's "Sorry 2004" - who's ready to forgive and forget??🎶 If you wanna make the world a better place, listen to the show, subscrib

Alien Prison Ship

May 5th, 2020 1h 2m

This week we're reading "Alien Prison Ship" by Terrance Mulloy. It's a dark time right now and I think we could all use something light and optimistic to pick us up and keep us going. Unfortunately we're reading a book about a group of alien pr

Mommy Loves the Banker

Apr 27th, 2020 1h 11m

This week we're reading "Mommy Loves the Banker" by Sharon Hughson. We're alive, and we're not gonna let this quarantine keep us down any longer. Join us for our first remote episode - just three dudes in their own apartments talking into the v

Premium Unlocked: Redwall

Apr 13th, 2020 53m 55s

This week we're reading "Redwall" by Brian Jacques. A beloved children's fantasy series (that was completely unknown to Austin), join as us Ganesh gives a master-class in mediocre voice over work. Do they give out Emmys for podcasts?---We're

ABC Remix: The Magpies

Mar 30th, 2020 1h 6m

Hey folks - we're still quarantined as hell, so no new episode this week. But don't worry - you can still get your Amazon Book Club fix. We're remastering, remixing, and releasing some of our older episodes to get them up to our current GOLD ST

ABC Remix: Hot Bachelor

Mar 22nd, 2020 1h 4m

Hey folks - so we've been quarantined as hell for what seems like the last three years, so no new episode this week. But don't worry - you can still get your Amazon Book Club fix. We're remastering, remixing, and releasing some of our older epi

Premium Unlocked: JAWS

Mar 9th, 2020 1h 18m

Good news - we got new mics last week! Bad news - Ganesh somehow botched the recording. But our loss is yet again your gain, please enjoy this old patreon episode FREE OF CHARGE. If you like what you hear, you can get more at https://www.patreo

Dinosaur Lake

Feb 24th, 2020 1h 6m

This week we're reading "Dinosaur Lake" by Kathryn Meyer Griffith. There's a dino on the loose and the only one who can do a damn thing about it is a bumbling park ranger. Imagine Jurassic Park meets Yogi Bear, read in chunks by three idiots wh

A Cowboy Billionaire Secret Baby

Feb 10th, 2020 1h 12m

This week we're reading "A Cowboy Billionaire Secret Baby" by Hanna Hart. Cowboy. Billionaire. Secret. Baby. What else do you need? This combination of words is the key that will unlock your mind. This is more than a book - it's the pathway to

Life in the Dead Lane

Feb 4th, 2020 1h 2m

This week we're reading "Life in the Dead Lane" by Lucy Quinn. Ganesh's laptop died last week and it feels like we recorded this episode a million years ago. I don't remember much of it but rest assured, some star-crossed cops are gonna fall in

Premium Unlocked: 50 Shades of Grey

Jan 27th, 2020 1h 15m

Ganesh's computer crapped out on him (thanks...DELL) so enjoy this PREMIUM UNLOCKED episode from our Patreon archives. But fret not, the episode we recorded for this week will be released next week!This week we're reading "Fifty Shades of Grey