What's up gamers! We're back with a ~spicey~ followup to our first even pod, Padcast. In this episode, we chat about the joys and perils of period underwear, the plague of stinky controlling male film directors, and Emily's poop struggles. We a

Ep. 37 - New Year New Episode... Sort of

Jan 1st, 2021 39m 30s

Hey folks! This ~vintage~ episode was recorded in... November??? October??? We're not really keeping track at this point but the main idea is that it's been a while. We hope you enjoy this throwback to a simpler pumpkin-filled time while we wor

Ep. 36 - Stupid Little Worm

Oct 23rd, 2020 36m 15s

It's almost Halloween! Be safe, stay home, and send us spooky puns. Apologies for the late upload, it's been a rough couple of weeks because of midterms for us. But we are back this episode with a segment about yet another horrifying piece of h

Ep. 35 - Prep Your Guillotines <3

Oct 2nd, 2020 44m 38s

Happy October, folks! In this spookiest of months we are discussing some of the spookiest US federal government policies that systematically enact violence upon whole swaths of the global population through the mechanisms of capitalism, settler

Ep. 34 - The Trivia Episode!

Sep 18th, 2020 1h 4m

Hey babies!! Tonight is our first ever trivia night! You better be there, and if not, you are forbidden from ever listening to the pod again. Just kidding, but in light of this event, we played The Newlywed Game! We answered a variety of questi

Ep. 33 - Saving Myself for Zoë Kravitz

Sep 4th, 2020 40m 41s

Click here to learn about our upcoming trivia event!What's up, gamers? We've got a full plate of content for you in this episode! First, we chat politics, giving our lukewarm review of the DNC and some choice thoughts on a J*e B*den presidency.

Ep. 32 - Wet A** P-Words

Aug 21st, 2020 45m 58s

Hey y'all! This week we started off catching up on memes and our personal lives. For this serving of fresh content, we talk about a particularly infuriating historical event and Taylor Swift's new album. Keep your ears peeled for our next episo

Ep. 31 - We're Back, Twi-Hards!

Aug 7th, 2020 38m 36s

Hi friends! It's been so long! How are you? Well, we are back with more fresh, stinky content to delight your ears. In this podcast, we chat why we took a break, history lessons we wish we were taught in school, and the Twilight Renaissance. Fr

Black Lives Matter

Jul 4th, 2020 5m 8s

Hi friends! Although this podcast has been on hiatus, we wanted to take a moment to chat a little about the Black Lives Matter movement, and the importance of supporting and sustaining these calls for radical change in our systems of policing,

Ep. 29 - We Zoomin'

Apr 4th, 2020 41m 36s

Coming at you from the zoomiverse with some fresh content! This week we chat online classes, virtual family potlucks, stinky fish water, and some other stuff.We'd love to hear from you! Email us your stories, questions, ideas, corrections, and

Ep. 28 - Self-Quarantine? Self-Love

Mar 27th, 2020 41m 35s

Hey friends! Hope everyone is staying safe and cared for. This week we're doing a little chat about body positivity and radical self-love. Using Sonya Renee Taylor's bold and brilliant book The Body Is Not An Apology as an entry point into our

Ep. 27 - Coronacast

Mar 20th, 2020 41m 11s

'Sup, quaran-teens! Welcome to the Coronacast. We've got no mics, no school, and no plans for the future! Tune in as we chat social distancing, finding and maintaining community while quarantined, general angst, and flourishing meme culture. We

Ep. 26 - Mossy Field Fantasies

Mar 6th, 2020 33m 58s

Greetings, fellow woodland beings. This week we chat coronavirus panics, which albums make us remember we are human beings with emotions, Emily reveals a big life decision, Isa talks about becoming a #sk8rgirl, and we experience various increas

Ep. 25 - Frat Boi Vibezz

Feb 21st, 2020 41m 38s

What's popping, brothers? This week we're chatting college plans, the perfect date night, horse girls, Abraham Lincoln's zodiac sign, ugly pets, and more. Plus a very mature and civilized debate on cats vs. dogs, just to stir the pot.We'd love

Ep. 24 - Love Lingos (The Valentine's Episode)

Feb 14th, 2020 59m 27s

Hey, love bugs! In this special Valentine's themed episode, we debate the meaning of this amorous holiday and the best ways to spend it. We also chat love languages, failed hug attempts, constipated resting faces, and feet pics, plus some other

Ep. 23 - Maybe I'm Not Just Lazy & Stupid

Feb 8th, 2020 51m 32s

Hey, angels! Join us this week for some chats about college planning, big-ish life changes, superbowl reactions, and semi-heated Disney vs. Universal discourse. Apologies if the audio sounds a bit janky near the end, we (predictably) had some t

Ep. 22 - (A)sexual Education

Feb 1st, 2020 44m 4s

In this episode we're discussing the topic of asexuality and media representation. What is asexuality, how is it represented in the media, and how can we be better allies to the asexual community? We chat about this and much more including comi

Ep. 21 - Sorry, Teens, it's Aquarium Szn!

Jan 25th, 2020 41m 50s

Hello, teens. It is I, an adult. This week we chat birthdays, back-to-school, college plans, and other exciting life changes. And don't forget to tell the special Aquarius in your life that you love them and that they are the superior Zodiac si

Ep. 20 - Roach Fan Club

Jan 10th, 2020 1h 1m

What up, Rat Boys! We are back in 2020 with some TV reviews and a healthy dose of chaotic energy! Strap in for a hearty discussion of The Witcher (but mainly just praise of the obvious best character and actor, Roach the horse), life updates, W

Ep. 19 - RIP 2019

Dec 27th, 2019 58m 16s

Tune in for our last pod of the year!!! In this episode we round up our favoritest and not so favoritest parts of 2019. We chat movies, music, life lessons, and more!Apologies if the audio sounds different in this episode! We recorded this on o

Ep. 18 - Alright Everybody

Dec 20th, 2019 35m 3s

What up, fellow Meat Sacks! Join us for chats about holiday plans, cat sweater mysteries, and the misery of existing in a human body.Our podcast is now available on Alexa-enabled Amazon devices in the United States. Try saying, "Alexa, play 'Ar

Ep. 17 - Wonder Wahmen

Dec 14th, 2019 54m 21s

Hey babes! In this episode, we chat about going to the zoo, crying about finals, and our favorite Amazon princess. Since this is finals week for a lot of peeps that are in school right now, we're giving some extra focus to the topic of finding

Ep. 16 - My (F)Art

Dec 6th, 2019 41m 11s

Hey friends! Welcome to December. This week we're catching up after Spanksgiving, and looking to the future with (some) hope and (much) desperation! We chat winter traditions, graduation plans, dog sweaters, bread making, and a lot of other non

Ep. 15 - Quentin's Tarantin-toes

Nov 29th, 2019 33m 21s

Episode Number 15. Quentin Tarantino's foot lettuce.This week Emily's sharing her thoughts on controversial filmmaker Quentin Tarantino. Get ready to be filled with righteous fury and too many foot fetish facts.Our apologies for the sound quali

Ep. 14 - Eggnog Emergency

Nov 22nd, 2019 44m 36s

We're back with a catch-up episode (uploaded on schedule this week, wow)! We chat about finals season, our fave Thanksgiving noms, Halloween reflections, and debate whether vegan eggnog should be legal.We'd love to hear from you! Email us your