At long last, WE HAVE RETURNED! (*Cue the trumpets*) After an unexpected year-long hiatus, our hosts are back in action and ready to argue. In our triumphant return, foods get renamed, news gets shared, and things get heated over cereal. Back b

Episode 44: Bag of Imprisonment

Apr 27th, 2022 57m 57s

We’re back at it with funny questions galore. If you could have any 5 beverages literally at your fingertips, you wouldn’t expect the ones we pick. Shelby lets us know about the spiritual experience she had at her grocery store and discusses th

Episode 43: Welcome to Season 2-ish

Mar 16th, 2022 51m 37s

Welcome back to Arguments About Nothing! We took a little unexpected break to recharge but now we are back and ready to answer silly questions about donkeys, green foods, and if we would still date a creepy kisser. You won’t want to miss this o

Episode 42: Thanks Baby

Nov 10th, 2021 57m 2s

Are you really going to tell me you've never said "Thanks baby!" to the cashier at your local grocery store? Well, one of our hosts did--download this week's episode to find out who! You'll also learn whether it's better to fart or sleep on a Z

Episode 41: American Nerd

Sep 22nd, 2021 55m 37s

In this episode, we discuss how embarrassing hot chocolate is as an adult and the merits of the color chartreuse. Also, would we switch places with Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi, Princess of Genovia? The answers may surprise you! Listen

Episode 40: Wedding Episode Part 2: The Honeymoon

Aug 18th, 2021 59m 37s

After our first wedding-themed episode became one of our most popular ever, we decided to follow up with a second very special wedding episode! That's more questions about hideous bridesmaid's dresses, drunk grooms, angry mothers-in-law, and al

Episode 39: Do Not Slide Into Our DMs

Aug 4th, 2021 56m 25s

In this episode we debut a new type of question: would you still befriend? We also delve into fact or fiction Hallmark style where we guess what is an actual hallmark movie and what is a lie. Check it out to see what to avoid doing if you want

Episode 38: We're All Eating Waffles

Jul 21st, 2021 58m 58s

In this week's fever dream--I mean episode--we discuss the pros and cons of bacon, green card marriages, and sleeping with an alternate universe version of yourself. Some of these questions may contain Loki spoilers but they also contain some h

Episode 37: A Slightly Clumsy Dragon

Jun 23rd, 2021 1h

It's your classic episode: undercover Royals, nightmare graduations, pop star sirens, screaming girlfriends, and creepy sleepwalking. Plus, would you ever dump a date because they made unpleasant mouth sounds? One of our hosts has! Find out whi

Episode 36: Emotional Sherpa

Jun 9th, 2021 1h 3m

In this episode of Arguments About Nothing, we actually, finally argued! This is the most we’ve disagreed in weeks, so you won’t want to miss this! See who thinks aliens are sexier than robots, who is too scared to cash a mystery check, and wha

Episode 35: Descent Into Mermaidhood

May 27th, 2021 50m 9s

In this episode of Arguments About Nothing, we give our best accents a go, and Hannah tells us exactly how not to woo her. Exactly the information that her legions of adoring fans have been waiting to know. Download today!

Episode 34: An Unnatural Amount of Chicken Nuggets

May 12th, 2021 1h 4m

If you haven't had some nuggets in a while, you're going to want to throw some in the oven after listening to this weirdly specific episode of Arguments About Nothing. We ask ourselves some pretty silly questions and unearth some new insights i

Episode 33: Love Me For My Domination

Apr 14th, 2021 1h 4m

In this episode of Arguments About Nothing, we discuss the very classic question: love or world domination? It’s an oldie but a goodie. We also talk about aggressive acts of kindness and how small talk and park benches are incredibly threatenin

Episode 32: Miss Congeniality Moment

Mar 31st, 2021 1h 7m

Reality TV, Van Life, and Ruining Christmas for Children: We’re only covering the most trendy topics on this episode of Arguments About Nothing! We may agree a little too much in this episode, but if you have any hot takes share them with us on

Episode 31: Weird Humblebrag

Mar 17th, 2021 53m 3s

In this episode of Arguments About Nothing, one of our hosts makes a big announcement that she's been sitting on for OVER A YEAR. Tune in to find out the exciting news! Along the way we will also argue about the most bangable villains and who w

Episode 30: The Claymates

Feb 24th, 2021 47m 17s

What are the Claymates, you ask? You're going to have to listen to this week's episode for insights into this pop culture gem. We also weigh the benefits of boobs versus hair, like, a weird amount. It's one of our punchiest episodes yet, but yo

Episode 29: The Traditional Valentine's Burrito

Feb 10th, 2021 57m 56s

Whether you are happily coupled, single, or figuring it out, you will love spending your Valentine's Day with Arguments About Nothing. We promise, after listening to this, you'll feel better about the state of your own love life, because you wo

Episode 28: I'm Not That Girl Anymore

Jan 27th, 2021 56m 29s

In what may be our most heated episode yet, we go off about primary colors, the correct way to wash underwear, and what the premiere appliance is. Can you tell we’re in our 30s? You won’t want to miss this wild episode! We’re keeping the good t

Episode 27: Magic's Happening Right Now

Jan 13th, 2021 1h 2m

Andddddd we’re back! Returning from our holiday hiatus, we decided to dive into some hot topics. From fast food frankenmeals to stealing toilet paper on a first date, this episode of Arguments About Nothing has it all! You’ll hear a younger, mo

Episode 26: An Adult Kevin McCallister

Dec 16th, 2020 59m 2s

'Tis the season to decide if you would date a Hallmark Christmas RomCom leading man. The descriptions of these guys will leave you wondering about the fine, fine line between romance and literal crime. We'll also discuss our hottest takes about

Episode 25: The Dominant Species

Nov 18th, 2020 1h 5m

I bet we talk about otters in this episode for longer than you'll expect. Why? Go find out for yourself because you won't want to miss this episode of Arguments About Nothing. We delve into the finer nuances of dating your boss's son, getting

Episode 24: Happy Anniversary!

Nov 4th, 2020 58m 24s

Happy Anniversary to us! This episode we are celebrating 1 year of Arguments About Nothing with some of the most classic hypothetical questions, including the best superpowers and whether or not we’d mess with time travel and robots. Things get

Episode 23: Eggy Weggys

Oct 21st, 2020 58m 19s

We're back this week with one of our happiest hypothetical worlds yet! We drill down into the finer nuances of magical closets, the value of hair brushing, and how much baby talk kills a lady boner. Only the most important questions of our time

Episode 22: A Special Wedding Episode

Oct 7th, 2020 1h 4m

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here for the long-awaited, wedding-themed episode of Arguments About Nothing. Love 'em or hate 'em, we all have some hot takes when it comes to holy matrimony. Would-you-rathers about one of life's most meaningfu

Episode 21: Fly Graveyard

Sep 16th, 2020 1h

It's been 6 months of quarantine folks, and we're getting a little weird from the isolation. In this episode we talk about magic snacks versus cutting insults, how we'd survive on a deserted island, and how to best sabotage a loud-chewing cowor