In an effort to fundraise and gain popularity, Assassin.ly participates in the first annual Murder Games. Equipped with Drano and a plastic cauldron from Party City, Kill Witch ventures into the arena.

Episode 5 - Defunded

Feb 1st, 2021 14m 27s

Mallory’s grandma revokes funding and awards it instead to Mallory’s mom to set up an Esty store. The team has to fundraise and come up with products that people want but don’t need.

Episode 4 - Subscription Pricing

Jan 18th, 2021 15m 3s

Assasin.ly introduces Netflix-style subscription pricing. We learn about the company’s first (totally intentional) murders.

Minisode - Potions My Coven Doesn't Endorse

Jan 10th, 2021 5m 52s

Kill Witch throws together homemade lip balms and face masks, all in the time it takes you to fly into a rage.

Episode 3 - Now Hiring

Jan 4th, 2021 17m 55s

Mallory interviews and hires two New Age assassins: Crystal Murderer and Kill Witch.

Episode 2 - Ben

Dec 21st, 2020 19m 14s

Ben has always wanted to be a psychic. He worked so hard to achieve his goal, but it turns out he’s the wrong kind.

Trailer

Dec 15th, 2020 2m 25s

On the fence? Mallory lists some people who should be assassinated, mainly from her family. Actually, exclusively from her family. Unfortunately, her argument is compelling.