Our adventure begins. Our scene is the Midspace star station. A long-forgotten diplomatic hub torn between three warring empires. In a shady saloon, we meet an Ursine, a jellyfish in a bowl, and an aging imperialist downing drinks. They're offe

The Replicant Part 1 [feat. Lucas]

1 Jul 29th, 2020 1h 7m

Join us and DM Lucas from Ballad of the Seven Dice as we begin to trek into a dangerous abandoned research station to look for a body.It shouldn't be that hard, right?-Starring:DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master Richard Kimber-BellCleo de

Pilot Episode

Apr 8th, 2020 1h 37m

Ursine demolitions expert Cleo DeCap and the Robotic/aquatic Doctor Ze are in search of an easy payout on the hulking space station, Midspace. Located in the center of this galaxy, Midspace station is lawless, corrupt, dangerous, and... A great

I'm Naked

Jan 7th, 2021 2h 11m

Turns out, The Bastards and their new friends are big fans of hotels.They are not big fans, of paying, or answering the phone.Follow our crew through a maze of avoidance, as they sample the wares of their new hideout while the phone rings off

Midspace Miscreants

Apr 30th, 2020 1h 45m

Our trio's subterranean adventure continues, as they barely escape a brush with fate, in the form of a mutated cavern beast. They quickly learn that not all tentacles are to be trusted! (But they can be blown off. Some laws are universal.) It t

An Old Rust Bucket

Apr 22nd, 2020 1h 15m

The Bastards are now three, and they've got a job to do. Picked up by local kingpin D.E.E.T.Z.; Cleo, Dr. Ze, and Herodotus are headed into the bowels of Mid space to bring back a... Well, they didn't really read the manifest. But they'll know

The Source of the Sauce

Sep 16th, 2021 2h 2m

The Bastards get fed up!Yup! You heard that right. The Bastards have arrived at Stu's, The Home of the "Everything", for a quick lil bite to eat before heading out back into space. They're rolling for initiative but this time.. It's on dinner.

Pay Ya Hecking Artists

Aug 26th, 2021 1h 21m

It's shopping time!The Bastards have made it to the checkout! It didn't seem like it would happen, you know- after all the rats.. But it has, and they're loading up! These Bastards got some money to spend! Now.. What treats will they get?-St

Bonus

Bobby Got Space 4 U

1 Aug 12th, 2021 12m 21s

This week sit down with our Bastards to watch the Midspace famous show "Bobby got space 4 U!"(HEY Bastards! Recognize the sound of this lil' treat? That's right! This is the show that the synths are listening to in the beginning of S2E8! Did w

The Seed

Jan 14th, 2021 1h 54m

Ever wake up from a bender in a slightly different state than when you... Well, than the last thing you remember.Join Cleo and Dr. Ze, in the clothes they didn't remember putting on, as they pull themselves from the mire of a big nite out™, an

Bonus

Dear Bastards

Dec 25th, 2020 34m 56s

Dear Bastards, The advice show you never knew you needed. ...Or wanted.(Dear Bastards is an experimental sample segment! Join our team as their Orbital Refuse characters, as they answer questions that YOU sent in, advice column style.)-Starr

Everything's a Costume

1 Dec 24th, 2020 2h 3m

Our customs horror saga continues, with Cleo, Dr. Ze, and the nefarious nineteen of Clan Zarg stuck together in a line.Somewhere, beyond the pearly sterile gates of immigration- Herodotus waters himself liberally in an airport bar.A couple of

The One At Customs

Dec 17th, 2020 1h 43m

Our Bastards have made it across the universe, through multiple galaxies- past, out, and, through the clutches of multiple nefarious agents of doom- aaand straight into the actual fire of border control on the planet known as New Terra. Join ou

Dirty Herry I

Sep 10th, 2020 2h 12m

Cleo is gonna blow some ship up! Ze is about to perform surgery, and Herodotus is caught staring at an old Lover. Our Bastards are in a pickle now, but this time they are fighting for the right reasons. Money and Lust! The aerial assault is und

The Diplomat

Sep 3rd, 2020 1h 26m

Endeared to the Jelly people by Cleo's love of pterodactyls, The Bastards continue their diplomatic mission from Monty into the secret mountain lair. Touring through the complex labyrinth of the Jelly's home, and sifting through the psychic ima

Monty

Aug 26th, 2020 2h 14m

Good ol' Herodotus is bringing home the bacon! Or... Well, he's got a guy for that. Herry's old brother-in-arms from his troopin' days has come calling - and he needs some muscle. Obviously, the Bastards are... A choice. And as per usual, they

Short Rest

Aug 12th, 2020 32m 34s

It's been a long string of journeys- and our Bastards have earned a short rest to recap and catch up, both in-game and out. Want more content like this? Join the Patreon for more exclusive episodes and behind-the-scenes antics. (Including our F

The Replicant Part 2 [feat. Lucas]

Jul 30th, 2020 1h 21m

Continuing the two-part sci-fi CREEPSHOW of corporate decay and mysterious patrons. Guest DM Lucas Duff continues to lead The Bastards through the dark hallways of an abandoned factory, looking for.. A body? Hopefully they are the only ones loo

I Got Blasted at Bengaman's [feat. SETH]

Jul 23rd, 2020 1h 21m

The PARTY RAGES ON with the third and final event in our birthday saga. The time of the laser tag and the bowling has passed. The carnage left in those great theatres of battle was only a shade of the struggle in this quest for the one warp coi

Bengaman's Bowling Bonanza [feat. SETH]

Jul 16th, 2020 1h 16m

The Birthdaying continues with PART TWO of the saga! Cleo, Dr. Ze, and their new compatriot "the man with no name" are reeling in tickets and getting close to not being invited back. They've bested the laser tag arena- and have moved on to BOWL

TMWNN, Squid, & KAK [feat. SETH]

1 Jul 9th, 2020 1h 52m

Did somebody say... BIRTHDAY? Herodotus is busy bonding with the ovum - so Cleo and the Doctor are OUT!Join them as their ship breaks down at Bengaman's FamilyFun Milkshake and Mindgames Emporium - a battleground that one of our Bastards knows

Making my way Downtown and I'm Homebound

Jul 3rd, 2020 1h 55m

After all that splittin', the party is back together! And now that we're all here, it's time for some classics. Cleo's nearly gone and blown herself up again, Herodotus is grandstanding in honor of his ovular son, and Dr. Ze is hiding in a hall

Keep Rolling

Jun 25th, 2020 1h 49m

The hunt for the egg continues as the Bastards "stealth" through the enemy base. In between the splitting of the party, the massive firefight, and all of the ...questionable choices- will the young ovum ever make its way back onto Reese? Will t

Wheels or Wings?

Jun 18th, 2020 1h 26m

All of the Bastards and their newfound compatriots have gathered back at the ship and are about to set out on a... mission of stealth? Can they do it? Can they still the urge to yell an insult, toss a grenade, or, unsheath an energy blade? Eith

When life hands ya Eggs

Jun 11th, 2020 1h 10m

Our intrepid collectors of crap, Cleo and Dr. Ze, continue buying up the station- while the ever noble Herodotus Arthurian Mendleroth the THIRD, gets a bit too saucy on wraith attention and.. And? Loses something of great import.. That's right,