Barjory investigates her wettest crime scene yet, with the help of an old friend, a basketball legend, and a guy named Chris who sets up some plot stuff and then never comes back!Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel CroweEdited by Brad BeidemanR

Put Your Money Where My Mouth Is

Oct 31st, 2018 28m 6s

Cruise Detective Barjory Buffet is challenged to thwart the cruise casino heist of master thief The Satin Seagull. Can she do it? Maybe with the help of a pizza robot, an obscure impersonator act, and not Neil!Written by Brad Beideman and Rache

SP-Death!!

1 Sep 2nd, 2018 24m 58s

Barjory Buffet, Cruise Detective, investigates a case of deceit on the seas. Is this murder more than just a murder? No! But murder is bad by itself!! Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel CroweEdited by Brad Beideman Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buf

Wide Berth for a Water Birth

Oct 25th, 2021 42m 57s

It's you vs. us vs. uterus when Barjory is kidnapped by pregnant pirates aboard a gigantic ship in a bottle. Now she has to get a mysterious treasure to Captain Stuffbeard, the pirate with stuff in his beard, and the only craving she's got is f

Stormhaver

Sep 27th, 2021 19m 33s

This rain check just bounced! Bidge must stop an ultrastorm from hitting a weatherman convention, which they especially should’ve seen coming but let’s just say it these guys don’t always nail the weather! (Check out our Between the Scenes podc

Look! It's The Future!

Sep 13th, 2021 37m 12s

The tomorrowyear of yesternow becomes the fornever of last Smunday when a World’s Fair Cruise is attacked by Barjory’s old octopedal nemesis Seth LePod! Now this adult science fair is between a wet genius, a drunk genius, a third genius trying

One Man's Trash is Another Man

Aug 30th, 2021 56m 45s

Barjory climbs out of a watery grave and into the trash to stage a rematch with her nefariousest foes! Now she must navigate three villains, The Great Pacific Garbage Patch, flashbacks to her first case, former Vice President Al Gore, and a who

If You Lived Here, You'd Be Neil By Now

Aug 5th, 2020 21m 56s

With all the best places (cruises) closed, Barjory is forced to go to the worst place (Neil's house), and solve a crime that he honestly won't stop bugging her about.Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel CroweEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe a

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A Statement from Barjory Buffet

Jun 18th, 2020 7m 23s

Barjory makes her stance on the police really very clear.Postcards to print and send to your representative/city council member about the stupidly disproportionate police budget:https://imgur.com/a/aSdZoG9CW: Mentions of murder, police violence

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Caricature Assassination

Jan 24th, 2020 20m 48s

Produced in response to an angry voicemail, this verbatim reading of a Dame Drewzel Scream short story is sure to please diehard fans and her son who left the voicemail. Barjory solves a crime by looking at a cartoon in a really smart and good

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All the World's a Lot: LIVE!

Oct 12th, 2019 21m 17s

Recorded LIVE from the Pack Theater, Bidge takes the stage to investigate an understudy who was upstaged by her own death. But can Bidge solve it before murder comes back for an encore and really hams it up this time??Written by Brad Beideman a

The Enemy of My Enemy Is Me

Aug 28th, 2019 33m 21s

Barjory's greatest foes escape the Sail Jail, hungry for a yummy snack called revenge! Oh my god! It's three versus one and a Neil in the season finale to end all episodes this season!Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet the Cruise DetectiveKaylin M

Blood is Grosser Than Water

Jun 21st, 2019 14m 28s

When a prince is attacked during a hemophilia gala (the annual Cruisin’ for a Bruisin’), Barjory must solve it before the ocean runs red with wishy washy blood!Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman Edited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Ba

My Bidet or the Highway

Feb 15th, 2019 23m 45s

Barjory has a normal day serving as a whale bodyguard on Boston’s premiere sushi boat until something pretty unusual mucks it all up!Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad BeidemanEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetJohn Lemelman as

Eat the Hand That Feeds You

Feb 1st, 2019 9m 50s

Barjory boards a brunch boat and gets served a heaping helping of what’s going on by mysterious competitive eater Ipso Fatso!Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel CroweEdited by Brad BeidemanRachel Crowe as: Barjory BuffetAllie Wittner as: Fritta

Probable Claus

Dec 1st, 2018 10m 59s

Barjory spends her holiday on the Santa Cruz Santa Cruise, where some kinda mean ole Scrooge is killing Santas! Everyone learns a lesson that giving is better than getting (getting killed, that is!!!!!), in this sort of interactive mini mystery

Trailer

Aug 26th, 2018 58s

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Neil's Reel

Oct 9th, 2023 17m 18s

Hey look! A bonus episode to prove we're still alive!As Bidge recovers from surgery that was elective for her but forced on the doctors, Neil uses her hospital stay to show off his big showbiz reel. No one is surprised he's bad at press tours,

Rated M For Movie

Nov 22nd, 2021 43m 48s

Criming soon to a theater near you: It’s a red carpet but from blood when a film premiere is intermissioned by an attack on a Hollywood elite! Now Barjory must pour herself a tall glass of popcorn and investigate the too many theaters of the mo

A Hottie in the Cold

Nov 8th, 2021 23m 11s

Barjory heads down south, VERY down south, for a South Pole sleuthing. The only living things in Antarctica are her ex lovers and penguins, and we don’t even include any penguins or maybe we do but they’re just quiet and keep to themselves! (Ch

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Between The Scenes With Brad and Rachel

Oct 11th, 2021 58m 35s

https://www.patreon.com/bbthecdWhat a surprising treat! As a fun midseason intermission, join Brad and Rachel for the making of an episode and if you like it, keep joining us over at our Patreon!

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Season Two Trailer

Aug 16th, 2021 2m 45s

Wait what?? Barjory Buffet season two is starting in two weeks? But that’s all, right? No???Check out our Patreon for our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, and, sorry what else? Much much more??? Aaahhh!!https://www.patreon.co

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The Woman Who Pretended to Be Her Own Twin

Apr 27th, 2020 28m 36s

Before Barjory Buffet became the only anybody to have jurisdiction over international waters, she was an asshole in her 20’s who had no idea how to live. Barjory’s first foray into crime solving is classic story of a landlocked woman following

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