Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan and producer Anthony Mayes want to send the Jazz team name back to New Orleans, and play musical chairs to make it happen.A word keeps popping up that has caught our third eye: Accountability.Are Draymond Green,
Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan and producer Anthony Mayes give JJ Redick some advice on how to respond to Charles Barkley's impromptu rant against him.The Jimmy Butler situation has escalated, and Tom connects the dots between Bradley Beal's be
Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan and producer Anthony Mayes got LeBron a 40th birthday present: A D'Angelo Russell trade back to Brooklyn.Six months after signing a 3 year contract extension, and a little more than year removed from winning Coach
Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan and producer Anthony Mayes are here to remind you about the LeBron James of Feet and his Healing Hans.Recently crowned the top front office in the NBA, Amin has an Inconvenient Truth about Sam Presti's magical dra
Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan and producer Anthony Mayes have discovered another member of Michael Jordan's inner circle (besides Amin, who joined in October).An intrepid conspiracist (@FrankBurner222) has unveiled a theory he claims to be the
Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan and producer Anthony Mayes solve the problem that Will Hardy faced while trying to call a timeout in crunch time against the Lakers.Anthony Edwards is tired of his teammates having their own agendas, wants everybo
Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan and producer Anthony Mayes investigate a variety of frustrated coaches word choices after their teams got blown out. How should you behave after a loss?Reports of the 76ers team meeting last week were leaked in in
Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan and producer Anthony Mayes discuss the implications of TNT's 'Inside the NBA' being broadcast on ESPN.This past weekend featured a heavy dose of the NBA taking accountability for bad calls in their Pool Reports &
Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan and producer Anthony Mayes check in on Woj's dormant twitter account and discover signs of life.The Lakers dreamy 3-0 start to the season has faded into a more true to life 6-4 record with some bumps and bruises a
Codebreakers abound this week on Illuminati. We're two weeks into the NBA season and some long simmering pots have come to a boil.In Charlotte, Grant Williams was ejected after he hip checked former teammate and alleged friend Jayson Tatum, ru
Way back in March of 2022, Tom Amin and Mayes interviewed the entrepreneur behind Ballsack Sports, who was changing the social media landscape with his deceptive misinformation.Now we're living in a new era, where any unsuspecting person can g
As the Illuminarmy Generals have broken their year long silence, Tom was the victim of a social media hack and Amin was taken captive on his trip to the Basketball HOF.Tom Did His Own Research on which agencies have the most salary accrued fro
On September 18th, ESPN Senior NBA Insider Adrian Wojnarowski retired to become the GM of the men's basketball program at St. Bonaventure.On October 7th, Woj's former protegé Shams Charania replaced him as ESPN's new Senior NBA Insider.Much l
The Illuminarmy generals are back!Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan and producer Anthony Mayes have returned with their third eyes wide open to update the Illumination on a foundation shaking event that transpired while they were underground.In J
While the rest of the league has been working on bulking up and getting in shape, Media Day has us in our feelings thanks to Jimmy Butler's new look.Damian Lillard to Milwaukee, Jrue Holiday to Boston, everyone but Tyler Herro to Portland... I
Dwyane Wade has started a campaign to tell every other superstar player that they were the reason he called and asked LeBron to take his talents to South Beach.The Warriors finally solved their depth issues... By bringing in renowned bleeping
An intrepid Twitter researcher @OtownNBA compiled a list of players that have racked up the most 'Bang!' calls by Mike Breen in the last decade.As the Damian Lillard saga drags on towards training camp, the Illuminati look back at the greatest
The day after Novak Djokovic celebrated his 24th title and honored Kobe Bryant with a Mamba Forever shirt, Aaron Rodgers tore his achilles wearing the number 8. What is going on in NY?The league's competition committee is incorporating a new f
Andre Drummond makes a bold proclamation about his career and hall of fame status, so the Illumination digs into the numbers behind his claim.Despite a brief hitch in their giddyup against Lithuania, Team USA rolled Italy in the FIBA quarterfi
Paul George has thrown his proverbial hat in the ring, so the Illuminati compares his Chucky Barkley impression to Kenan Thompson and Aries Spears.Sprinter Noah Lyles incites the wrath of the NBA comments section, Rondae Hollis-Jefferson is th
A former NBA social media employee took to Facebook to air his grievances and promote his new consulting business after asking how to log out of the official NBA account.The James Harden saga continues with a healthy hundred thousand dollar fi
Kyrie Irving is back in a big way, driving content on all segments of this show, and revealing his sworn fealty to a lord by wearing a certain number.Amin reports back from his experience at the Hall of Fame induction this past weekend, and tr
Tom has started a new Substack, The Finder, and we want you to find out why.Kevin Garnett is wondering where the all the mid level bread is located, so we head to the Illuminati bakery to prove that there's a lot more out there than you might
Anthony Edwards is changing his jersey number, causing us to dip back into our numerology bag of tricks to interpret the significance.Jeff Van Gundy and Mark Jackson are out while Doc Rivers and Doris Burke are in as ESPN shakes up their NBA F
In the doldrums of the summer, we turn back the clock in an interview with the legendary heckler Robin Ficker, although he objects to that term.Way back on January 25th, in our 'Stan Spittin' episode, we discussed the legacy of the Washington