For this episode, we're covering the late international treasure, Julian Sands and reviewing 'Warlock' from 1989.Linda apologizes to Lord Wandsworth College.Our special guest, Donnie (from Cage's Kiss and Donnie's Reviews) shares that he coul

CAoSabrina, S2, E6: Poor Melvins

Jul 10th, 2023 1h 18m

Jane and Linda return to 'The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina,' covering Chapter 17: The Missionaries (Season 2, Episode 6).Be prepared because a LOT happened in this episode. Lilith learns that she can't have nice things, Hilda proves to be a

T10thK, Ep 5: Off With Her Wig!

Jun 1st, 2023 1h 29m

We're finally wrapping up on 'The 10th Kingdom'!Jane talks about the amazing book version of 'The Princess Bride' (you can acquire a copy from a local bookshop at https://bookshop.org/shop/broomflicks), the cringiest scene, the real VIPs of th

Dayman, Fighter of the Neon Man: Jane's Review of 5th Ave's 'Into the Woods'

Mar 29th, 2023 45m 31s

Jane saw a production of 'Into the Woods' by Seattle's 5th Avenue Theatre and gives her review!Linda and Jane discuss multi-ethnic casting (and how community theater can be so white) and sensory overload.Sorry, Linda didn't realize that she

T10thK, Ep 4: It's Not a Prediction, It's Murder

Feb 22nd, 2023 1h 11m

We covered the penultimate episode of The 10th Kingdom! We're almost there!In this episode, we discuss the mighty stealth skills of Rutger Hauer (The Huntsman), the moral ethics of kissing lessons, inappropriate dreams, diggy diggy'ing holes,

Beauty & the Beast (1991): That's Too Many Eggs!

Feb 1st, 2023 1h 32m

We honor the life of the wonderful Dame Angela Lansbury by covering the original, animated version of 'Beauty and the Beast.'Of course, we diverge into a chat about how amazing 'The Righteous Gemstones' is before going into the original story

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A History Lesson on the Romani ("Gypsies")

Dec 21st, 2022 41m 32s

We know it's been a while - we plan to get more consistent in 2023. Jane had a baby and Linda still has chronic fatigue and was preparing for some time off from work.Since we covered the episode of 'The 10th Kingdom' wherein a group of 'gypsie

T10thK, Ep.3: God Save Queen

Oct 21st, 2022 1h 20m

Linda and Jane discuss episode 3 of 'The 10th Kingdom,' wherein Wolf is on his monthly cycle and creates a creepy energy with the ladies; everyone's hoping the wishing well will be a gusher again; an ungrateful magic bird gets prissy; and Virg

T10thK, Ep2: Racial Slurs, Tramps, and Thieves

Oct 7th, 2022 1h 22m

WARNING: The episode we cover uses a racist stereotype and slur with a band of trappers they call 'Gypsies'.The girls continue their journey with the 2nd installment of 'The 10th Kingdom' wherein we learn about magical drugs, Tony fingers a fi

The 10th Kingdom, Ep. 1

Aug 25th, 2022 1h 29m

Sorry for yet another hiatus - long story short: Linda lost her internet connect and is always so damn tired, Jane is still creating life, and Donnie is still missing after that scavenger hunt thing he was doing last month.We're coming back wi

CAoSabrina, S2E5: Blackwood Wives

Jul 6th, 2022 1h 9m

So sorry for the long gap between episodes! Jane is supposedly pregnant, Linda is supposedly suffering with COVID, and Donnie (Editor) is supposedly being hunted in the Most Dangerous Game 2022.For this episode, we covered The Chilling Adventu

Throne of Glass Series: It's Time to End This

May 26th, 2022 1h 33m

We're finally finishing our coverage of Sarah J Maas's 'Throne of Glass' book series! This is the final episode of 4 on the last book in the series, 'Kingdom of Ash.' We discuss how difficult things have been for Aedion (though he was too hars

Kingdom of Ash, Part 3/4: Triple-Knob-Cross

Apr 20th, 2022 1h 16m

This is part 3 of 4 for our review of "Kingdom of Ash," the last novel in Sarah J. Maas's book series "Throne of Glass."We talk about Dorian infiltrating Morath and possibly getting freaky with a Valg queen (specifically Maeve), Elide deliveri

Kingdom of Ash Part 2: Never Go Full Chaol

Apr 6th, 2022 1h 36m

We're continuing with Part 2 of what will probably be a 4-part episode covering the final book in the 'Throne of Glass' series, 'Kingdom of Ash'. In this episode, we discuss Manon, Queen of the Witches; Dorian, who's just way too powerful; Lysa

Kingdom of Ash: There Will Be Blood

Mar 23rd, 2022 1h 38m

Yup, we're doing this. We are covering the last book in the 'Throne of Glass' series, 'Kingdom of Ash.' Get comfortable cuz it's probably going to be a 4-part series. There is just so much to unpack.We covered Aelin; Rowan; Lorcan (who doesn't

CAoSabrina, S2E4: The Well-Hung Knob

Mar 2nd, 2022 1h 23m

Linda and Jane cover episode 4 of season 2, "Doctor Cerberus's House of Horror," which turned out to be more like "The Chilling Filler Episode of Sabrina."Linda covers the magic of director Alex Garcia Lopez (seriously, check out 'Misfits' rig

CAoSabrina, S2E3: Lupercalia Cherry Tagging

Feb 23rd, 2022 1h 20m

So...this episode was recorded mid-January, when Linda was scrambling to finish her degree program. Now, she's officially graduated and there will never be a problem again - she's creating a rainbow of knobs as proof of this promise. Also, she'

CAoSabrina, S2E2: The Passion of the Knob

Feb 4th, 2022 1h 23m

Okay, so...Linda was so super-focused on her schoolwork that she forgot to send our editor, Donnie, her audio file for this episode and didn't even realize that it was missing. SO, call this one the lost episode. It was supposed to be released

Christmas Witch Part 2: Don't Grab Her by the Waste

Jan 1st, 2022 57m 19s

Thanks for returning for the conclusion of our coverage of 'The Legend of the Christmas Witch'!In this episode, we discuss what makes the director, Michele Soavi, a filmmaking legend (hint: it's not what you're thinking...unless, you're thinki

The Legend of the Christmas Witch Part 1: Swanky Knob Music

Jan 1st, 2022 1h

We celebrated the holidays by watching Michele Soavi's "The Legend of the Christmas Witch" (aka "La Befana Vien di Notte") from 2018.The movie is about La Befana, who Jane covered in 'Minisode 3: La Befana and Lil BUB', who spends her days as

Sabrina S2.Ep1: Proud Warlocks Bottom Boi

Dec 4th, 2021 1h 29m

We're back, baby! And it looks like we're just in time to vote for Top Boy! We're finally introduced to Theo, Nick gets a little head, Lilith is finally running the show (at Baxter High), and Roz and Harvey are finally getting close...wait, wut

The Worst Witch(1986): Tim Curry as The Grand Knob

Nov 9th, 2021 1h 37m

We've been at the laughing potion again.For her birthday, Linda gets another movie she's wished to cover since we started the podcast: The Worst Witch! It's the original film, made in 1986, based on Jill Murphy's 'Worst Witch' book series. It

Into the Woods (2014 film): AGGGOOONNNYYYY

Oct 14th, 2021 1h 35m

Jane and Linda break down the film version of 'Into the Woods' and figure out where it went wrong. They share their love of the Queen of the Screen, Meryl Streep, and discuss the points where the film adaptation went well.A beloved, humorous,

American Playhouse Into the Woods (1991): Wolf Knob

Oct 1st, 2021 1h 21m

We're back to discuss one of Jane's favorite things: a staged musical production. We're talking about 'American Playhouse: Into the Woods' which stars a goddess of stage and screen - Bernadette Peters as The Witch; the extremely delightful and

Romero's Season of the Witch (1972): Ballin in the Next Room

Aug 26th, 2021 1h 21m

This week, the Sewer Sisters talk about Season of the Witch. No, not Halloween 3. Not the Nicolas Cage film, either. This is George A. Romero's 2nd movie and it's about just how badly it sucked to be a housewife and Greg's ball-buddy in the 70'