governor of maryland does tae kwon doe, ron desantis wants to stop disney world from operating as an independent municipality, two dudes pose as Homeland Security officers for unknown reasons, fort bragg and the multi-part X-files episode that's apparently unfolding there, Zuck says facebook employees "lovingly" call him the eye of sauron, and the flagpole of freedom  // to hear the full episode and many more, check out our patreon at patreon.com/beepbeeplettuce