It’s the eighth birthday of Beware the Hairy Mango! We’re celebrating with a new episode for almost all of you! If you want to hear even more new shows, head over to my Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/matthewsanbornsmithBeware the Pat

New Mango episodes on Patreon!

Jun 5th, 2017 2m 47s

And we’re back! In a way. I’ve started a Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/matthewsanbornsmith and it’s swell!For just one dollar a month you can listen to one new episode a month of my new show, Beware the Patronizing Mango, which is pretty

Episode 334 – Happy Deathday

Sep 27th, 2016 10m 45s

It’s the May 31st show! And the last Beware the Hairy Mango ever!Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 334 – Happy Deathday by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International Licens

Episode 333 – Soupworld

Sep 22nd, 2016 5m 30s

It’s the May 30th show!Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 333 – Soupworld by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.HEY! If you love these Mangoes, but are cr

Episode 332 – Say Trees

Sep 19th, 2016 6m 11s

It’s the May 29th show!Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 332 – Say Trees by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.HEY! If you love these Mangoes, but are cr

Episode 331 – Harvey Firesteed

Sep 16th, 2016 6m 8s

It’s the May 28th show!Check out my tumblr, ALTERED IDS, the blog that features new takes on old characters! http://alteredids.tumblr.com/Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 331 – Harvey Firesteed by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Cre

Donated Episode 8 – The Eyes Have It

Sep 8th, 2016 5m 28s

It’s the final Donated show! Finally! Only fourteen months late! This one comes to us by way of David St. Denis!Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 8 – The Eyes Have It by Matthew Sanborn Smith and David St. Denis is licensed under a Creative

Episode 330 – The Capitator

Sep 6th, 2016 6m 15s

It’s the May 27th show!Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 330 – The Capitator by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Episode 329 – Hairy Groomer

Sep 6th, 2016 5m 10s

It’s the May 26th show!Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 329 – Hairy Groomer by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Episode 328 – Air Sickness

Sep 6th, 2016 4m 55s

It’s the May 25th show!Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 328 – Air Sickness by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Episode 327 – Open-Faced Dandridge

Sep 6th, 2016 5m 23s

It’s the May 24th show!Subscribe to Aliterate so you can read my latest story, “Rubble People,” later this month! https://www.aliterate.org/Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 327 – Open-Faced Dandridge by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under

Episode 326 – Fire Capades

Aug 12th, 2016 4m 52s

It’s the May 23rd show!Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 326 – Fire Capades by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Episode 325 – Let the Myra Beware

Aug 2nd, 2016 5m 31s

It’s the May 22nd show!Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 325 – Let the Myra Beware by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Episode 324 – Off Track Beating

Aug 1st, 2016 4m 47s

It’s the May 21st show!Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 324 – Off Track Beating by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Episode 323 – Cann’tibalism

Jul 30th, 2016 6m 23s

It’s the May 20th show!Go read Axe Cop! http://axecop.com/archives/Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 323 – Cann’tibalism by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International

Episode 322 – Ballseye

Jul 28th, 2016 6m 16s

It’s the May 19th show!EDIT: Oops. I said this link was in the shownotes, and up to now, I lied. Read many wonderful things, including my story, The Empire State Building Strikes Back!, in “The Museum of All Things Awesome and That Go Boom” he

Donated Episode 7 – Waffle Iron Woman

Jul 25th, 2016 6m 49s

It’s Katherine Henriksson’s show!Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 6 – Waffle Iron Woman by Matthew Sanborn Smith and Katherine Henriksson is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Episode 321 – The More We Get Together

Jul 25th, 2016 5m 15s

It’s the May 18th show!Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 321 – The More We Get Together by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Episode 320 – Dilate M for Maternity

Jul 8th, 2016 4m 52s

It’s the May 17th show!Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 320 – Dilate M for Maternity by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Episode 319 – With Battered Breath

Jul 7th, 2016 5m 15s

It’s the May 16th show!Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 319 – With Battered Breath by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Episode 318 – Socket to Me

Jul 7th, 2016 4m 38s

It’s the May 15th show!Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 318 – Socket To Me by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Episode 317 – The Four Apocalypses of the Horsemen

Jun 25th, 2016 5m 38s

It’s the May 14th show!Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 317 – The Four Apocalypses of the Horsemen by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Donated Episode 6 – The Ultharmate Sin

Jun 21st, 2016 5m 52s

This donated episode is brought to you by James Weber!Beware the Donated Mango – Episode 6 – The Ultharmate Sin by Matthew Sanborn Smith and James Weber is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 Internationa

Episode 316 – Tommy’s Split

May 27th, 2016 4m 58s

It’s the May 13th show!Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 316 – Tommy’s Split by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

Episode 315 – Nut Case

May 26th, 2016 4m 43s

It’s the May 12th show!Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 315 – Nut Case by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.