Bible Beaters

A weekly Comedy, Religion and Spirituality podcast
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EP20 (Exodus 3-4) The Israelites are miserably enslaved and god decides to send help for his favorite people so he decides Moses is the man for the job. The only problem is that Moses really doesn’t wanna be the guy. God then has to convince th
EP15 (Genesis 38 – 41) In this episode we find out that god does in fact cry over spilled semen, or rather will put you to death for it. One can be redeemed by becoming a prostitute though so don’t despair. Next back to the dreamer and his fanc
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Ep187 It’s the hottest Canada on record and people are burning down churches. Kyle is in love. In bible times there is a horrible forestry accident. An axe head flies of off the handle and sinks the bottom of the river and to top it all off, th
Ep186 It’s the beginning of the the hottest week in Canada’s history. Kyle’s new neighbors have called the cops on his parties. After in enjoying the presence of the Shummanite woman Elisha meanders over to Gilgal and on the way him and his bud
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Ep182 (2 Kings 2) We get right into it on this podcast. We have to hold reserve host Simeon up before the lord in healing prayer as he has sustained a horrific scootering accident. Kyle is sliding into married women’s DM’s. In bible times the h
Ep179 (2 Kings 1) Kyle has annoying neighbors. Caleb has a JW neighbor. We get talking about genders in heaven and their complicated relationship. This leads into discussions about consciousness and cancer. The king of Israel had a few too many
Ep178 (1 Kings 22) It finally happened. We lost half a recorded episode and this is our best attempt at recreation. Caleb has a righteous stalker heaven bent on silencing him on facebook. We talk about the ideal way to get martyred and how shit
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Ep176 (1 Kings 21) Blessings to the patrons! Kyle shares his feelings for once. Ahab, the worst king in 7 generations, whom god helped win a war against 32 kings, wants to buy Naboths vineyard. Naboth will not sell his vineyard. Ahab throws a t
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Ep172 (1 kings 18) Caleb has a run in with a crazy person. At Bethel church in California and they hold 6 days of resurrection services before having a funeral. Are miracles even possible? Next we have absolute banger of story. Elijah returns f
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Ep170 (1 Kings 16) Today we react to 2 thousand years of oppression. Some genius put gods voice to guitar and we had to sit through it. In bible times we had to sit through 3 non hall of famers to get to Elijah the greatest prayer of ALL time.
Ep169 (1 Kings 15 -16) Me and my homies talk about revisiting old movies that you thought were good but are actually just a premake of a newer movie with the same characters and the drug trips are fake af. The Jewish civil war continues even af
Ep62 Homeless Comedian Taz McNally joins the boys. Chad finds a girl that weirds HIM out. He’s got two dates lined up, we’ll see what happens. The post Thinking Cool appeared first on Canada Comedy.
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