In which we bid a fond farewell to the show, by taking a look at my favorite monster movie of all time, “The Creature From The Black Lagoon”, listen to some goodbyes and some final feedback during intermission, and turn off the projector one l

Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)

Jul 15th, 2023 1h 48m

In which we scrap Plans 1 through 8, and decide to take over the planet Earth using Plan 9, which involves Sassy UFO Based Drag Queen Overlords, Reanimated Dead People who probably wish they had remained un-animated, Paper Plate Flying Saucers,

Robot Monster (1953)

Jun 17th, 2023 1h 37m

In which a race of advanced interstellar beings who look suspiciously like gorillas wearing diving helmets with antenna on top, visit Earth and decide that they're going to kill everyone on the planet and then make it a nice vacation getaway fo

Horror of Dracula (1958)

May 20th, 2023 2h 4m

In which two acknowledged masters of the horror genre meet again under the Hammer Films banner, but this time, instead of one giving life to the other, one is decidedly trying to end the life of the other, as Sir Peter Cushing as Doctor Van Hel

Scanners (1981)

Apr 15th, 2023 2h 10m

In which a Gentle Canadian Hobo with the aid of a Beautiful Woman On The Run, and a Sage Teacher With A Secret, discovers his true family history, finds love (maybe) and learns how to channel and use his psychic powers, which includes the abili

Danger: Diabolik (1968)

Mar 18th, 2023 2h 2m

In which we discover that crime actually does pay, and pay quite well. Starring a Gentleman Thief with Dreamy Grey Eyes, a Buxom Blonde Assistant, and a Disheveled Always One Step Behind Police Inspector, we travel to Italy for a very good Mari

The Monster of Piedras Blancas (1959)

Feb 18th, 2023 2h 2m

In which we have a meeting of The Creature From The Black Lagoon Fan Club, and decide whether or not to allow a new member from the coast of California into the organization. They seem to have the right amount of lust, aggression, age and close

The X From Outer Space (1967)

Jan 14th, 2023 2h 11m

In which The Greater Tokyo Area is yet again attacked by a giant monster, and the combined military needs their collective fats pulled out of the fire by an astronaut team that makes F Troop look like Mensa members. Bonus points for Bic lighter

The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)

Dec 10th, 2022 2h 6m

In which two giants of the horror genre meet for the first time, one playing a prissy fussbudget bent on playing God and creating man in a very, very ugly image, and the other playing said man, bent on teaching the prissy fussbudget a lesson fo

The Bloody Pit of Horror (1965)

Nov 12th, 2022 2h 5m

In which we learn that crime does not pay, and that all trespassers will be punished severely via various torture devices, right after the seemingly abandoned castle owner, who thinks that he is the reincarnation of a long dead executioner puts

Force: Five (1981)

Oct 15th, 2022 2h 13m

In which we watch the worst version of Mission: Impossible EVER, throw in some martial arts, some religious zealotry, a few hot blondes and then top it off with a drunken politician and a slow motion motorcycle chase. Bonus points for death by

Invaders From Space (1964)

Sep 17th, 2022 1h 49m

In which we are again taken into The Starman Cinematic Universe and watch the Best Spandex Clad Butt In Japan fight against lizard people, COVID-19, mask mandates and save the world for democracy, Big Pharma and young Japanese children. Bonus p

The Omega Man (1971)

Aug 13th, 2022 2h 38m

In which we celebrate our third anniversary, along with Colonel Moses, Foxy Cleopatra, Vampire Jim Jones, and his cult of robed, albino, Luddite followers. Bonus points for a lime green velvet jacket and ruffled shirt combo that would make Moza

Hercules in the Haunted World (1961)

Jul 16th, 2022 1h 59m

In which we are taken to Ancient Rome, the land of the leather Speedo, and watch tanned and oiled bodybuilder Reg Clark throw Stonehengian boulders around, travel to the Underworld to rescue his main squeeze, and see more chiffon togas than you

Death Rides A Horse (1967)

Jun 18th, 2022 2h 16m

In which Death Rides A Horse, as opposed to Death Taking An Uber, Death Having Difficulty Hailing A Taxi, or Death Being A Responsible Citizen And Taking Public Transportation. In this Spaghetti Western, we have The Master Ninja himself, Lee Va

Santo in the Wax Museum (1963)

May 21st, 2022 1h 59m

In which we once again take a Spring Break trip down to Horror Mexico, and meet up with Santo - The Saint - The Man in the Silver Mask, as he fights crime in a wax museum, uses state of the art technology, takes a knife to the back and lives, a

Red Planet Mars (1952)

Apr 16th, 2022 2h 4m

In which we decide to call the Red Planet Mars long distance, and, when they answer, we destroy Communism, destroy the world economy and find Jesus in 90 minutes or less. Bonus points for wife with agency who ain’t having her mansplaining husba

Earth vs. The Spider (1958)

Mar 28th, 2022 1h 36m

In which we venture into the Bert I. Gordon Cinematic Universe, complete with a Giant Spider, a small town Sheriff, a mansplaining Science Teacher, teen romance, and of course, a little rock and roll. Bonus points for a daughter with Dead Daddy

The Face of Fu Manchu (1965)

Feb 12th, 2022 2h 10m

In which a pulp era Asian Evil Genius Bent On World Domination® tries to take over the world, or at least kill a great deal of it through the use of botanical essential oils, only to be thwarted by his own greed and a Dollar Store Sherlock Holm

Mission Casablanca (1966)

Jan 15th, 2022 2h 15m

In which CIA Agent Bob Fleming, last seen in Secret Agent Fireball (Episode 14), returns to smooch, shoot, sarcasm and boring suit his way through another “exciting” adventure, this time in Mission Casablanca, to save the world from evil women

Black Christmas (1974)

Dec 18th, 2021 2h 13m

In which the girls of the Pi Kappa Sigma begin to turn up dead. We’ve got a drunken, sassy sister, a pure virginal sister, a cute Jewish sister, and of course The Final Sister who survives it all. Bonus points for Sexy Seventies John Saxon. Vis

Coming Soon! Monsters by the Minute!

Oct 23rd, 2021 3m 21s

Hello Gentle Listeners! A gentle reminder that the first episode of Monsters by the Minute is going to be heading your way SOON. I reveal all in this short message! Bill Makes Podcasts Facebook Group Become a Patron! Buy The Mummy Blu-Ray and S

The World, The Flesh and the Devil (1959)

Aug 21st, 2021 2h 26m

In which 99% of the world dies due to “Atomic Dust”, and the only folks left are a black guy, a white girl, and a white guy who doesn’t take no for an answer. Bonus points for being the worst version of The Stand EVER. Visit the "Bill Watches M

Atomic Rulers of the World (1965)

Jul 21st, 2021 1h 57m

In which the intergalactic Green Lantern known as Starman comes to earth, befriends orphans, the nun who watches over them, then invades an underground lair and stops a nuclear war. Bonus points for best spandex clad butt on a superhero. Visit

Assignment Terror (1970)

Jun 26th, 2021 2h 7m

In which the large gelatinous eye of Jabba the Hut sends one of his best looking scientists to earth to have him create a few sexy zombies, resurrect some classic monsters, and prepare for the upcoming invasion and subsequent enslavement of eve