Cowabunga Cinemaster Fans! After a hiatus we are back at it and hitting 2023 hard with a timeless classic, 1990’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And if we are going to do this right, we’re going to need a little extra help. This episode brings i

Mastering ’As Above, So Below’ (2014)

Nov 25th, 2022 2h 32m

If you thought this terror train was coming into the station at the end of October, you’re sadly mistaken. Episode 5 of the Spooktacular is underway! And this time we’re heading under France into some of the tightest spots the catacombs have to

Mastering ’The Ring’ (2002)

Oct 28th, 2022 2h 6m

It’s week 4 of the Spooktacular and we’re off to not-so-sunny Seattle in search of a killer VHS tape! For those of you unfamiliar with VHS, it’s how we watched movies back in the day. But a movie that kills you in 7 days is not for the faint of

Mastering ’Child’s Play 2’ (1990)

Oct 24th, 2022 1h 43m

I see you’ve braved our first two episodes and are back for a third in this year’s Spooktacular. This one certainly is a treat as well. If you’ve ever been left alone in a room with a fair skinned, ginger haired doll then you’ve certainly felt

Mastering ’You’re Next’ (2013)

Oct 13th, 2022 1h 34m

Episode two of the third annual Spooktakular means spooky season is in full effect. This week is Adam’s first pick with the 2013 mumblegore indie flick “You’re Next”. Our Cinemasters both have fresh takes on this film and especially it’s Austra

Mastering ’Nope’ (2022)

Oct 3rd, 2022 2h 45m

It’s officially the 3rd Annual Cinemasters Spooktacular! Welcome to our first installment of this year’s haunting selection of films. We are kicking it off with Ron’s pick of a 2022 horror flick by the esteemed Jordan Peele, “Nope”. Typically i

Mastering ’Clerks III’ (2022)

Sep 27th, 2022 1h 37m

Welcome back once again, Cinemaster fans! It’s time for your favorite internet off brand Clerks to bring you their thoughts on the latest and concluding installment in the Randal and Dante trilogy. Spoilers ahead for those who want to enjoy the

Water Cooler: Our 10 Favorite 2022 San Diego Comic Con Announcements

Aug 3rd, 2022 2h 23m

Welcome back once again Cinemaster fans to another water cooler episode just in time for the tail end of summer. Blockbuster season is coming to an end, school is getting ready to come back in session and we will head shortly into the “Ber” mon

Water Cooler: What’s Up With Us? Dr. Strange, Top Gun Maverick and Jurassic World Dominion Impressions

Jul 7th, 2022 2h 27m

Welcome back again, Cinemaster fans! It’s been a minute and The Rental King and Nighthawk have plenty to catch you up on. Rather than the normal breakdown of a movie or even a flashback to an old list show, the boys are bringing you up to speed

Mastering ’UHF’ (1989)

Apr 4th, 2022 1h 35m

Happy April Fools, Cinemaster Fans! For the second year in a row we will be taking this month to salute our favorite fools on film. First up on this year’s roster is Weird Al Yankovic in his feature film UHF. Between the parody music numbers, t

Mastering ’Snatch’ (2000)

Mar 9th, 2022 1h 18m

Oi, Mate! Welcome to the seedy underbelly of London’s criminal side in this finale to our February’s Movies We Love series. In this episode, Ron and Adam will tackle the 2000 British Gangster flick “Snatch”. They’ll discuss everything from fing

Mastering ’Spaceballs’ (1987)

Mar 2nd, 2022 1h 47m

Here comes our third installment of movies we LOVE for February, Cinemaster Fans. This episode is Ron’s second pick and one of Mel Brooks’ most notable flicks of all time. It’s the go to space spoof with quotable lines you might even recognize

Mastering ’Donnie Darko’ (2001)

Feb 17th, 2022 1h 55m

The month of movies we love is in full effect now, Cinemaster fans! We are back with our second installment and this time around we are talking the Cult Classic film from 2001, Donnie Darko. A breakthrough performance for Jake Gyllenhaal that e

Mastering ’Napoleon Dynamite’ (2004)

Feb 10th, 2022 1h 38m

Welcome back Cinemaster Fans! After an extended hiatus of 8 seasons in the Octagon, we have returned and are coming out of the gate hot with tot action! We’ve got all the chapstick your lips can take no matter how bad they hurt and these AREN’T

Mastering ‘Ghostbusters Afterlife‘ (2021)

Dec 10th, 2021 1h 26m

Welcome Back Cinefansters to a very special episode of the Cinemasters of the Universe! This episode is definitely pulling out all the stops by bringing in not one, but two guest Cinemasters. The Bitgeek Podcast’s Prince of Pixels, Nick Wright,

Mastering ‘Flatliners‘ (1990)

Oct 25th, 2021 1h 35m

Hey there horror fans and welcome back to the 4th installment of this year’s Cinemasters Spooktacular! This week Ron and Adam will be bringing a 1990 forgotten classic back to life as they discuss the heart pounding thriller, “Flatliners”. What

Mastering ‘Saw‘ (2004)

Oct 19th, 2021 1h 49m

We’d like to play a game, Cinemaster fans. We’re midway through the Cinemasters Spooktacular II and it looks like we just woke up in a creepy bathroom chained to a pipe so that must mean we’re talking all things Saw this week! Back again but dr

Mastering ‘The Amityville Horror‘ (1979/2005)

Oct 11th, 2021 1h 53m

Welcome back ghouls and boys to the second installment of this year’s Cinemaster’s Spooktacular! This week we travel to a small town in New York for one of the most haunted houses ever immortalized on the silver SCREAM! That’s right it’s The Am

Mastering ‘Alien‘ (1979)

Oct 4th, 2021 1h 47m

Welcome to the official 2021 Cinemaster SPOOKTAKULAR! In our first installment at our long anticipated salute to scary movies. It’s officially Halloween season so we’re heading to outer space where no one can hear you scream! Join Ron and Adam

Water Cooler: RIP Norm, Matrix Resurrection Trailer and a Miss Indiana Jones?

Sep 21st, 2021 1h 3m

Well hey there friends. It’s another casual gathering around the old water cooler for a bit of movie news and opinions in the most chill way we can think to present it. This installment kicks off with some unfortunately sad news with the passin

Water Cooler: More Delays and Theaters Fight Back with Shang-Chi

Sep 9th, 2021 1h 3m

Oh hey there friends. Welcome back to another fun little installment of Cinemasters. We’re kind of low key today. Just some friendly water cooler talk. Kind of like a fireside chat but with more casual beverages and movie news with less spirite

Mastering 'The Suicide Squad' (2021)

Aug 29th, 2021 2h 10m

What do you get when you cross a Troma director with a penchant for R rated shenanigans with an amazing cast of some of the worst (in EVERY sense of the word) bad guys that DC ever cooked up? The answer is the best damn Suicide Squad movie ther

Mastering 'Terminator 2: Judgement Day' (1991)

Aug 23rd, 2021 1h 36m

Gather ‘round Cinemaster fans and get toasty by the crackling flames as we enjoy our second Fireside Chat! This time we will be discussing the Schwarzenegger classic, “Terminator 2”. Sit in with Ron and Adam as they speak fondly of this summer

Mastering 'Jurassic Park' (1993)

Jul 28th, 2021 1h 59m

Welcome Back loyal fans! Summer time has always meant one thing to movie lovers: The Blockbuster! It’s been a while since we’ve had a real iconic summer blockbuster, especially since the summer movie season starts in early spring, anymore. Come

Mastering 'License to Drive' (1988)

Jun 17th, 2021 2h 1m

If you arrive at a four way stop with a Cinemaster to your left and one to your right and Billy Ocean directly across from you, who has the right of way? As long as you’re one of the Corey’s in a mint green Cadillac then the answer is most defi