Men die earlier so women have time to tell all their secrets, Danny Bonaduce is still alive, Jussie Smollet is the new Daniel Day Lewis, and the Daily Mail is the only place to get your news.

The Happiness Hypothesis

Feb 14th, 2019 1h 19m

Sarah Bell is back and Dan Vetrano joins us to discuss Jonathan Haidt's "The Happiness Hypothesis", Abducted in Plain Sight, and how tumors can make you a pedo. Oh yeah, and happy valentines day! If you're with someone you still like, congrat

A Life in Parts

Feb 7th, 2019 1h 18m

Chloe McGovern and Mike Recine join me to discuss Bryan Cranston's "A Life in Parts", mommy issues, commitment issues, dating pussies(whatever that means to you), and fucking dumb hotties.

Kamala Harris and Marianne Williamson

Jan 31st, 2019 1h 3m

Sara Armour joins me to discuss both Kamala Harris' "The Truths We Hold" and Sara Marianne Williamson's "A Year of Miracles"- both betches are wanting to run for president, Abby thinks womanhood should be measured in moodiness, Marianne is a l

THE HOLY BIBLE

Jan 24th, 2019 1h 17m

Another PHILLY edition with two comics that are surely getting into heaven, Peggy O'Leary and Charles Blyzniuk. We discuss THE HOLY BIBLE, how much God sounds like Trump in Genisis, nuns are probs just lesbos, AND we're all considering quitting

The Simpsons and Philosophy

Jan 17th, 2019 1h 16m

Book Sluts Philly Edition! Cohost of the day Michael Kelly and I have Oprah Keys join us to discuss The Simpsons and Philosophy by William Irwin, Mark T. Conard & Aeon J. Skoble. Australians were shooting camels from helicopters, if you're dat

The Laws Of Human Nature

Jan 9th, 2019 1h 27m

Sara Armour and Mike Recine are back and we're discussing Robert Greene's (author of 48 Laws of Power & that kinda shit) The Laws of Human Nature- a lot of people deserve their anxiety and depression, some people just wanna knock other people o

Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

Jan 3rd, 2019 1h 16m

Ginny Hogan and Mike Recine join me to discuss Hunter S. Thompson's "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" for as long as we could stand to, Recine once got a finger infection from scratching his butt, prostates all around the world are being wasted,

"The Chapo Guide to Revolution" by Chapo Trap House

Dec 26th, 2018 1h 21m

Are Mike Recine and Abby Autistic? Is Mike more retarded because he’s Italian or is Abby more retarded because she’s a woman? Is kitchen work for women? If so, why does Mike do so much of it? Is money evil? Of course is it, so subscribe on Patr

Kidnapped The Wrong Bitch

Dec 20th, 2018 58m 27s

A sexy idiot runs off to get married and her sexy sister chases her down to stop her from being so dumb. ALSO, chaste middle school love is where it’s at, smart weird nerds is where it’s at, and fucking is collecting data! Agree or very agree??

“TRUMP’S ENEMIES” by Corey Lewandowski and David Bossie

Dec 13th, 2018 1h 20m

Comedian Jeremy Scippio (not pictured) explains why he used to defend Cosby. PLUS friend of the show Max gets bullied, and everyone agrees that children should be beaten! Thoughts????Twitter: @bookslutspodInsta: @bookslutspodcast

Jesmyn Ward's "Sing, Unburied, Sing" w/Jourdain Fisher

Dec 6th, 2018 1h 28m

We had the wholesome, no titty pic gettin Jourdain Fisher fresh off his Tonight Show debut and we discuss how therapy is limited because it's based on ur HALF ASS true story, EVERY kid needs to get dinged up a bit so they're not boring, AND tha

Michael Diamond & Adam Horovitz's "Beastie Boys Book"

Nov 29th, 2018 50m 42s

We didn’t know much about the Beastie Boys before we (just Abby) read (half) the free sample and we might know even less about them now, Keren used to wish her nips were more 2D, artists are just people who don’t act right, AND bomb ass pussy i

Michelle Obama's "Becoming"

Nov 21st, 2018 55m 45s

Would Sherrod Small, AKA Keren's black dad, have her back if she pulled a Dolezal? Find out. Sammy Sosa and Sammy Davis Jr. are the same person, are they not? If Jamie Foxx hasn't played a black guy in a movie all white people, with no exceptio

Justin Timberlake's "Hindsight"

Nov 15th, 2018 1h 2m

Justin Timberlake thinks he’s black and is he not? Keren talks about threesome etiquette, songs are sex robots, Abby starts to understand the appeal of celebrity gossip,

Tina Turner's "My Love Story" w/ Brandon Vincent Jackson

Nov 7th, 2018 1h 22m

Don't be upset you stepped in dog shit, that's Karma going easy on you- ALSO, fuck #FuckCancer, maybe abuse is worth it if you get a prince charming out of it, and we all gotta get rich ASAP but women-children first, that's us!Brandon Vincent

Marina Abramovic's "Walk Through Walls" w/Colleen Quinn

Nov 1st, 2018 1h 20m

We were joined (like a few months ago) by Omaha Funny Bone's Manager and real life angel human Colleen Quinn. We talk bout family dynamics- should we stop hitting our kids? Of course not, we want to keep producing good art, don't we?! No more d

Tara Westover's "Educated"

Oct 25th, 2018 1h 5m

Grandmas are too old for your shit- thank god, we're all translators for our mentally challenged friends and family, and the doomsday preppers are probably right about stuff except that honey is evil. How do we know? Cuz we know everything. @

Roxanne Gay's "Bad Feminist" w/Jessa Reed

Oct 16th, 2018 1h 11m

Sex is for the poor, everything is hijacked by the vocal, and white women need to chill on talking about race but just try and make (fun of) us!Check out Jessa's podcast The Mormon and the Methhead and follow her on everything!

Robin DiAngelo's "White Fragility"

Oct 11th, 2018 52m 47s

White people freak out every time you tell them they’re racist. Grow up white people!! ALSO Jew is white, Sicilian is white, Armenian is white, yet also not white; Japanese is not white but also extremely white. We are here for your @ings!!!

Danielle Steel's "In His Father's Footsteps" w/Raul Sanchez

Oct 4th, 2018 1h 9m

Who said you can’t make the Holocaust sexy?? A Holocaust cutie gets her man to put a ring on it so they can bang their way to America. ALSO, women could stand to be drafted and being a chick may or may not be an autoimmune disease. IF YOU DON’T

Bob Woodward's "FEAR"

Sep 26th, 2018 1h 4m

Trump is a metal gear MELTING the plastic parts around him, being late makes you trash, Keren loves transurfing more than her parents, AND everyone hears what they wanna hear. @ us!!!!

Beth Macy's "Dopesick" w/Mike Recine

Sep 20th, 2018 1h 27m

Italian stallion, mobster, top lobster Mike Recine joins us this week to discuss how opioids be fuckin white people UP, pussies act like credit cards, WE HATE ALL DOCTORS except for our one cool pussy doctor, &! if you’re gonna be vain enough t

Jordan Peterson's "12 Rules For Life" w/Brian Baldinger

Sep 12th, 2018 1h 6m

Are you a TOP LOBSTER or a BOTTOM LOBSTER?? Answer us!!! Your life depends on it. ALSO, comedy producer Brian Baldinger overheard his own babysitter talking shit once, Keren’s vagina gets dry when bottom lobsters tryna f*ck, and Abby used to be

Omarosa's "Unhinged" w/Chris Franjola

Sep 6th, 2018 1h 18m

Detective Omarosa was fired for working The Case of The Missing N-Word Tape. Does it exist? Does it matter? Decide for yourself!! ALSO, Chris can’t wait to not be famous, pedophiles are making a comeback, and eeeeverything is pussy pussy pussy.