In a tour de force showing we cover 19 segments for 2019 and examine the phenomenon of the 5-0 Austin Rivers Rockets. We compare the Warriors to The Avengers and Lonzo Ball and Kyle Kuzma to 18th century English royalty lesbians. Old segments are resurrected that were out of style years ago. Predictions are made for the most egregious Zion Williamson tanking candidates and which team will make a trade offer for Beyonce. Test your word association skills with our NBA SAT quiz. Plus a medley of all your favorite songs, music cues and soundbites. Diss of the Week submissions from Spurs fans, David Blatt, Danny Ainge and Chris Paul.

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