It’s Spring Break 2021, and like all good shut-ins, Missy tries her hand at an in-person, socially distanced, highly vaccinated, folding soccer chair, we’re done when I say we’re done Driveway Social Hour. (Stuart even brought his five favorite jokes.) Meanwhile, in Southtowne, Amy makes grand plans for a covid safe “beach bubble,” only to watch the bubble burst as her friend catches the virus. (He’s back home now and doing fine.) It’s enough to drive a girl to search for meaning… in unpronounceable German euphemisms and accidental Buddhism.

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