So you've had your tender heart shattered into a million tiny pieces. Yikes. Now what?

Luckily for you, sweetiepie, the world's most sensitive little darling (Madz0rs) and her momager (NeonFiona) are here to dry your eyes, take your hand and weave their own suffering into timeless, priceless advice.

Breakups are a real b-word, but there are plenty of things you can do to make the ride slightly less terrible, and even if we can't personally mash the remaining traces of your soul back together we can at least keep ya company while you weep.

DM us your misery on IG (& Twitter & Tiktok) @heycabinfever, and keep your chin up, brave little soldier. There's a unique brand of pizzazz to be found in the drama.