You've heard of creative retreats. You've heard of corporate retreats. But we are willing to bet a pretty penny that you have never before been exposed to the magical transformative power of a well-executed Scheme Retreat. Because we invented them. You're welcome.

The very first Scheme Retreat was born out of necessity, cabin fever and undiagnosed ADHD. Some may call this the golden trifecta of genius, we call it a casual day's work. Either way, the end result is a perfect blend of productivity, planning and chaos.

But what IS a scheme retreat? What should one pack? What does one do? How guaranteed is it out of 10 to completely transform your life and leave you an untouchable demigod? Grab a notebook that gives you the right vibe and settle down, because we are here to rock your world.

Handy graphics and caffeine-fuelled interactive segments can be found on our instagram and twitter, @heycabinfever.