Twelve notorious collectives will enter, but only one can be crowned Cabin Fever's Next Top Cult.

In this thrilling conclusion we rate NINE more ragtag little groups, tally the final scores and reveal our victor. No spoilies, but our winner WILL shock and thrill you, and the flawless repartee betwixt your award-winning hosts will make this crazy ride that little bit sweeter. 

Will YOUR favourite cult come out on top? Can't say. Will any of our new entrants shock you? Almost certainly. Will we end up on some sort of watch list created by the Very Legitimate Church we are not going to name in writing just in case they find us? I truly, truly hope to god that we do not.

This episode also features a special bonus segment in the form of Fiona's carefully considered thoughts on how each character from Gossip Girl would respond to These Unprecedented Times, plus some of the dumbest arguments we've ever had. Can't get this kind of value anywhere else.

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