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Today we are taking issue with the fundamental structure of the calendar year, and the notable celebrations peppered throughout it. However, instead of moping around we've decided to do something about it, and thus, we bring you yet another revolutionary episode.

One for fans of Bastille Day and Eurovision, not so much for dolphin-lovers or any delicate souls with a serious fear of clowns.

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