What makes a man?! We don’t know. What makes a man want to slaughter buffalo? We still don’t know, but we watched and discussed Butcher’s Crossing. Enjoy all the bad “buff” jokes.

The Flash: Raining Dead Babies

Jan 22nd, 2024 2h 13m

We watched and discussed the 2023 film The Flash since (spoiler!) there’s a Nicolas Cage cameo.We talk about microwaving babies and the trouble with Ezra Miller, and we start beef with John Francis Daley. THAT’S RIGHT!

Renfield: It's Not Delivery; It's Guillermo

Nov 5th, 2023 1h 32m

Linda would like to offer her sincerest apologies - this episode should have been posted a couple months ago, but chronic fatigue and a very busy work schedule have been kicking her ass.The CHUDS discussed the hits and misses of Renfield and ho

The Old Way (or 'Not That Way, Stranger...')

May 4th, 2023 1h 27m

We’re talking about the Nic Cage western ‘The Old Way’ as well as Cat Balou (Watch it. Watch it now.), why none of us are parents (the world’s a better place for it), how Alec Baldwin killed a person, and CLINT MOTHERF*CKIN’ HOWARD!

The Unbearable Waste of Massive Talent

Mar 3rd, 2023 1h 23m

As usual, the movie for this episode was met with mixed feelings.We've seen Nicolas Cage play complex characters before, but none so complicated as this. In this episode, we discuss Cage's performance as a fictionalized version of himself in 'T

Prisoners of the Ghostland: Cage and the Rat-Man

Feb 14th, 2023 1h 22m

We're back for V-Day, which just so happens to be our pod anniversary! We're bringing the romance by watching and reviewing 'Prisoners of the Ghostland' so you don't have to!We discuss how nobody wants to be Eskimo brothers with Michael Jackson

Pig: Cage Pig in the City

Jan 7th, 2022 1h 24m

We're back, behbeeee! We're celebrating Nicolas Cage's birthday with his 2021 film, 'Pig'.Linda discusses how this movie surprised her in a wonderful why and sings a ruined version of a beloved song that will ruin it for you forever; Donnie dis

Willy's Wonderland: Gorilla Greetings

1 Feb 22nd, 2021 1h 38m

Don’t miss Donnie's one-man rendition of Les Miserables and Adrian’s solo performance. Donnie and Linda recommend loving the Willy, but Adrian finds no wonder in this Wonderland. Spoilers ahead.

History of Swear Words, Eps 5&6: "Damn" and "P*ssy"

Feb 1st, 2021 1h 8m

This week, the CHUDs are talking about the last 2 episodes in Netflix's 'History of Swear Words', covering the words 'p*ssy' and 'damn'. Mostly, they go off on tangents and we find out why Linda and Donnie are so fuggin weird (Hint: it's anothe

History of Swear Words, Episodes 3&4

Jan 25th, 2021 1h 5m

Listen to this bitch put up with these 2 dicks. This week, we’ve got Big Nic Energy! Also, we become dick wizards. We’re covering the History of Swear Words, episodes 3 and 4, ‘Bitch’ and ‘Dick’.We feel that the new Netflix show doesn’t properl

History of Swear Words, Episodes 1 & 2

Jan 19th, 2021 1h 3m

Linda and Adrian toss some sugar and honey into Donnie's Ice tea, just before we poo out our episode and explore the majestic decency of the F word. Floccinaucinihilipilification

The Croods 2: 100 Episodes of Cagey Goodness

1 Jan 11th, 2021 1h 18m

We’re celebrating Cagemas Day (our sweet baby boi’s birthday) and our 100th episode! Less exciting, we watched The Croods: A New Age. Donnie and Linda found it entertaining (though, not without its problems) while Adrian (as expected) hated eve

Voodoo Child: Burger King or Hell?

Jan 4th, 2021 50m 17s

In this episode, we’re talking about the comic book Nicolas Cage and his son Weston created with the help of Mike Carey, ‘Voodoo Child’. It answers the question What happens when you cross ‘Spawn’ and 'The Crow’ and take away anything interesti

Predictions for Croods 2: Druid Kommander

Dec 28th, 2020 1h 7m

Hey there, CHUDs! We realized that we covered The Croods before we started our Sequel Return More Harder segment. So, this week we’re discussing our (probably very accurate) predictions for what we should expect to see in The Croods 2: A New Ag

Jiu Jitsu with Len Kabasinski

Dec 21st, 2020 1h 30m

This week the gang goes through the fargate to witness mortal kombat with the aid of our guide and celebrity guest - the one-and-only Len Kabasinski! That’s right, we covered Nicolas Cage’s latest direct-to-streaming movie, Jiu Jitsu! We talk a

Grand Isle: Big City Bickering

Dec 14th, 2020 1h 14m

While Adrian is still MIA, Donnie and Linda covered the 2019 direct-to-streaming feature, ‘Grand Isle’ which features Kelsey Grammer as a low-falutin small-town investigator looking into a rash of missing (or murdered?!) teens, KaDee Strickland

Primal: With Kiara Williams and an Elba Bird-Man

Dec 7th, 2020 1h 29m

Apologies for the sound quality and my coughing, but this may be our best episode to date! Donnie and I (Linda) are joined by Kiara Williams! We set out to just discuss Cage’s 2019 movie, ‘Primal,’ but we ended up fixing it and creating an amaz

Kill Chain: The Curious Assassin

Dec 1st, 2020 1h 8m

Don’t bother watching Kill Chain, we did it for you! Linda plotted out the beats of the movie like she was hunting a killer and Donnie and Adrian present ‘The Closer.’

Running with the Devil (w/Anthony from Capes on the Couch)

Nov 23rd, 2020 1h 9m

Have you ever wished they had one of those old-fashioned ‘INDUSTRY!’ educational films where they show you the whole process from picking coco leaves to distribution of cocaine while also detailing the value per gram throughout the process? Sur

Color Out of Space

Nov 16th, 2020 1h 32m

Linda has arisen from her grave to discuss ‘Color Out of Space’ and Steve from Speakcies shares his expert knowledge on the majestic Alpaca!Check it out to learn more about Richard Stanley, Joely Richardson, alpacas, and H.P. Lovecraft’s origin

2010's Recap

Nov 9th, 2020 1h 29m

While Linda is still in a coma, the boys’ decide to recap Cage’s work from the 2010’s - of course, this means we’re almost caught up (EEK! What the hell are we going to do?! I don’t want to go! - Actually, don’t worry, we have a plan.)

Episode 90 - A Score to Settle: Rise of the Donnie

Nov 2nd, 2020 1h 15m

With Linda in a coma, Adrian and Donnie answer the call of vengeance on our 90th episode. Seeking to settle a long standing score with Cage’s films.Stay tuned at the end for an ad for our buddies at Hush Hush Society!Linda in a coma - I know, I

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Oct 27th, 2020 1h 24m

We were joined by the amazing and joyous Kyna from Historical AF to discuss Cage’s first film of 2019, ‘Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse”!We discuss the immensely talented cast, Spider-Pig cannibals, and certain sweet 90’s animated series that

Between Worlds: No Lola No!

Oct 19th, 2020 1h 21m

Remember how awesome Franka Potente was in ‘Run Lola Run’? Good. Keep it that way. We watched and covered the 2018 Cage film ‘Between Worlds’ so you don’t have to watch it and ruin that beautiful, perfect Lola image.Linda says sorry for having

Teen Titans Go! To the Movies: CJ's Leap

Oct 12th, 2020 1h 33m

This week, we were happy to be joined by half of Talkin’ Shiz, CJ! We discussed ‘Teen Titans Go! To the Movies’ which allowed Nicolas Cage to fulfill his destiny and become Superman! Half of us liked it and the other half was disappointed. List