This week we bring you a plethora of individuals who are really bad at trying to kill people. Alanna brings a variety of cases, including a girl's plan to murder her neighbours over some really good......dairy products? as well as a lesson not to mess with Susan because she will not go down without a fight. Then, Kelsey covers the winding tale of a contract kill that was re-gifted way too many times, seriously, it's crazy how many people suddenly didn't want to do their "Jobs". Finally, we end the episode with the story of a website with humble beginnings, that now helps solve potential murders before they happen. Happy listening! 

Tags: Hitmen, Failed Assassins, Horrible Hitmen

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