The podcast is back and Cammy and James take a look back over the previous shows we've covered to work out what might happen in the final season Will the Pontipines resolve their long running boundary dispute with the Wattingers? Is Waffle part

Waffle The Wonder Dog: Dog Bibles

Jul 21st, 2020 1h 2m

Cammy and James delve into the world of Waffle the Wonder Dog and uncover some unsettling casting choices. We also check in on CBeebies presenters at homw and wonder what the CBeebies version of Fight Club might look like? Support this show htt

Octonauts: Hiring The Leggings Queen

Jun 17th, 2020 49m 54s

On this episode of the podcast Cammy and James take a look at Octonauts and its strange unnecessary colonial undertones. Elsewhere Cammy pitches an idea for a Nick Knowles CBeebies vehicle and we revisit Peppa Pig's fascistic tenancies.Support

The Lockdown Tapes: Paw Patrol

May 28th, 2020 42m 27s

On this episode Cammy and James once again depart from the world of CBeebies to look at the inexplicably popular Paw Patrol. If the dogs can drive how come they can't walk? Are they paid by the hour? How come only the dogs can talk? Where do th

The Lockdown Tapes: Peppa Fucking Pig

Apr 28th, 2020 44m 49s

Responding to numerous listener requests and lockdown boredom Cammy and James take a look outside the world of CBeebies and delve into the Peppa Pig universe. Is is possible for a Children's TV show to come up with a character worse than Bing?

In The Night Garden: Horse Pope

Apr 21st, 2020 47m 13s

"He's a horse/ he's the Pope/ he's the horse Pope"Welcome back to CBeebies Go Home the podcast that takes an adult look into the strange world of CBeebies. This week we look at In The Night Garden and try to work out what in the hell its all ab

Something Special: Sucking On Your Lips

Mar 19th, 2020 57m 46s

WARNING NOT SUITABLE FOR SMALL CHILDREN!In this week's episode Cammy and James prepare for lockdown by taking a deep dive into the world of Mr Tumble. Is Mr Tumble a figment of Justin's imagination? What does Justin have on BBC executives? Is J

Yolanda's Band Jam: Dreadful Hypercolour Pricks

Feb 27th, 2020 47m 56s

On this episode of CBeebies Go Home, Cammy and James look at Yolanda's Band Jam. What's under Paul Smith of Maximo Park's hat? Why is Yolanda being a prick to those tuba players? Why the tuba is the greatest instrument of all time and all sting

Topsy & Tim - Middle England's Wet Dream

Jan 30th, 2020 51m 38s

This week Cammy and James look at the world of Topsy and Tim. They discover the dark origins of the name Topsy, predict a terrifying future for Tim and Tony Welsh and unpick their Dad's Mummy issues.We also hear your ideas for new CBeebies show

The Keith Harris Christmas Party 1983

Dec 16th, 2019 1h 6m

In a special Christmas episode Cammy and James look back at the horror show that was the 1983 Keith Harris Christmas Party. Why is there a giant flaccid cock and balls wandering around Keith Harris's house? Who the hell paid for all this? Where

Bing 2: Flop's Cock

Dec 11th, 2019 42m 6s

Cammy and James take a look the second series of Bing which has been launched on an unsuspecting public. Why does Flop sound different? Does this give us any clues as to what the hell is going on? Is this a reboot or a new personality inhabitin

Peter Rabbit - Bring Back Beatings

Nov 21st, 2019 46m 49s

Cammy and James are back to look at the arsehole that is Peter Rabbit. Why is Mr Todd so unequipped for life in the country? Why aren't Peter Rabbit and Benjamin Bunny beaten like in the books? When, within the Beatrix Potter cannon is this set

Justin's House - Sploshing For Justin

Oct 24th, 2019 47m 54s

This week Cammy and James take a look at Justin's House and find it's neither a place they want to stay in or a place they want to play in. We chat about Equity rates for tumblers, Justin's sex fetishes, Robert the Robots background as a sex wo

Go Jetters - Unicorn Balls

Oct 11th, 2019 42m 51s

Cammy and James take a look at the world's strangest and most ineffective international rescue organisation. Is Ubercorn an omnipotent God? How often do Kyan's gymnastics actually come in useful? Why do they never arrest Grandmaster Glitch? Why

Baby Jake - Rat Strippers

Sep 20th, 2019 41m 42s

This week we take a look at the world of Baby Jake. How many of the kids are Ava's? Where are Social Services in all this? Is Baby Jake dead? Are Issac's hallucinations caused by the meth lad his Dad's running in the basement? All these questio

Teletubbies - Tinky Winky's Chamber of Secrets

Sep 4th, 2019 52m 57s

This week Cammy and James discuss the Teletubbies. Are the Teletubbies a representation of humanity's evolution to a natural utopian state? How much do Polish sexologists charge for watching episodes of Teletubbies? Why is there Teletubbies Har

Moon & Me - Baby Death & The Clown Under The Stairs

Aug 20th, 2019 39m 10s

The only podcast that takes children's TV more seriously than is necessary returns to look at one of the darkest CBeebies offerings. Cammy and James take a long hard look at Moon & Me to try and work out what it's all about. What is Baby Moon p

Molly & Mack - Sad Dad & The Mosaic Of Bones

Aug 6th, 2019 38m 54s

This week we take a look at the dark world of Molly and Mack. On the surface a light children's TV show but darkness lies beneath. Is Sad Dad actually Mack's Dad? What happened to Molly's mum and does Bob know more than he's letting on? How doe

Postman Pat's Special Delivery

Jul 24th, 2019 43m 43s

The podcast that takes a sideways look at Children's TV returns. This week we're delving into the seedy world of Greendale and trying to make sense of the world of Postman Pat where helicopter is often deployed just to deliver a single parcel.

It's A Bing Thing

Jul 9th, 2019 58m 11s

Welcome to our brand new podcast, CBeebiesGoHome. Each week we take an adult look at the world of children's TV subjecting it to levels of analysis and theorising it neither asks for or deserves. In our first episode we take a look at the dark