This week we celebrate Black History Month by trading in the sea vessel for a space ship and casting our minds towards the future with Janelle Monae's signature Belvedere vodka. We discuss Afrofuturism and what that means in relation to Lenny K

Les Coqs Sportif

Feb 8th, 2020 1h 1m

This week discuss the Super Bowl Halftime Show, offer some constructive criticism to The Carters and Ivy Park, try to recover from hearing the description of Harvey Weinstein's "situation", evaluate Grimes' makeup technique and Elon Musk's rapp

Paris Is Burning Lasagna

Feb 1st, 2020 1h 8m

This week Captain Bones and Baby Choby try to recover from watching Paris Hilton cook a lasagna while wearing driving gloves, talk about the shocking and sad news of Kobe Bryant's sudden death, dig into the American Dirt controversy, give our t

Roughin' It

Jan 25th, 2020 49m 15s

A slow news week finds us musing on the great outdoors, Pamela Anderson's recent marriage to Jon Peters, realizing we don't actually care about the state of Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston's relationship, and alienating our Adult Disney listener

Shakin' My Teeth

Jan 17th, 2020 1h 1m

This week we open with TV theme songs, play a game called Which Friends Friend Would You Kill?, wade into the Sussex's exodus, opine on Kim Kardashian's non-pearl necklace, and come up with some new language that you can use!

Sake 2U

Jan 10th, 2020 1h 1m

In this, our first weekly of the new year, we talk about our Golden Globes highs and lows, revel in the messy timeline of White Michelle William's new relationship, give our first impressions of the season premiere of Vanderpump Rules, and give

Ethical Ho Bubbles

Jan 2nd, 2020 2h 7m

Aaaaaand we're back! Just in time to ring in the new year, Captain Bones and Baby Choby splurged on a bottle of 2008 Dom Perignon, brought to us by Lenny Kravitz. With an assist from new friend of the pod, Bayareachampagne_guy (on Insta), we ta

Booch Tooch

Dec 14th, 2019 1h 9m

Things go a little haywire this week as we sip some hard kombucha and talk about the stale beef jerky between Nick Cannon and Eminem. We touch on Lizzo's booty, check in with Pete Davidson's love life and the Captain gives her review of The Iri

Canoe Douche Canoe?

Dec 6th, 2019 1h 57m

This week we set our sails to the wind as it is physically impossible for us to drive this ship 55 knots per hour when we're fueled on Santo Mezquila by Sammy Hagar and Adam Levine. This tequila/mescal hybrid had us waxing philosophic about the

Dranksgiving

Nov 22nd, 2019 1h 11m

This week Captain Bones and Baby Choby scrutinize Prince Andrew's account of things, break some Bravo-Con news, try to find a suitable mate for Brad Pitt, and continue to be baffled by the genitalia of Cats.

The Other Brothers

Nov 15th, 2019 1h 19m

Captain Bones has returned from her sojourn abroad. We celebrate her booty with a very good Portuguese wine and offer a Laurel and Hardy FU to T.I., discuss the Hot Brother/Ugly Brother Paradox, wonder if People Magazine was dropped on its head

Halloween Hangover

Nov 2nd, 2019 1h 4m

Halloween is ovah! Captain Bones and Baby Choby recap the best and the worst celebrity Halloween costumes as well as dig into some of our own youthful follies. The Captain takes a costume quiz, and in the wake of Trump getting booed at the spor

Knocking On Heaven's Back Door

Oct 25th, 2019 2h 2m

Get comfortable because we're back with a longie! This week Captain Bones and Baby Choby are freewheeling with Bob Dylan as we review his Heaven's Door rye whiskey. We take a look at the '60's icon's legacy, cultural impact, music, and most imp

Pumpkin Spice Loudmouths

Oct 19th, 2019 1h 1m

Things take an frightening autumnal turn when we sample some Captain Morgan's pumpkin spice Jack-O-Blast with a spicy pumpkin beer chaser. The Captain gets real about her criminal history before we jaywalk our way to tales of the dog park, get

Friends In Low Places

Oct 12th, 2019 48m

This week we try out a new segment called Laurel and Hardy FU's with special consideration given to Matt Lauer, question Ellen Degeneres' taste in friends (George W. Bush? Him?), and dazzle with a few generously titled One Word Celebrity Impres

Sorry To These Men

Oct 4th, 2019 50m

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand, we're back! After a too long hiatus, Captain Bones and Baby Choby return to the studio to catch up on the most important news of the summer like did Lenny Kravitz ever find his sunglasses and the life and death of the Jeremy Re

Gimme A Break: A Brief Announcement

Aug 6th, 2019 5m 48s

Just a quick update on the pod. We're taking a short break and will return with new episodes in September. Have a great August and we'll see you soon!

Cat Breasts

Jul 19th, 2019 55m 14s

We're back with a regular Dinghy. This week The Captain and Baby Choby can't get over the trailer for the Cats movie, get into why Kim Kardashian has the President's ear and is trying to free A$AP Rocky which ONE of us has been saying wrong thi

Shiver Me Timberlake

Jul 10th, 2019 1h 57m

Captain Bones and Baby Choby are joined in the studio by our expert fact-checker @HeyMissMonica and get absolutely shit-faced on 901 Sauza tequila while discussing all things Justin Timberlake. From Nipple Gate to Man Of The Woods, we flog JT m

Reparations-A-Roni

Jun 21st, 2019 41m 56s

If you think a couple of technical difficulties are going to get in our way of excellence, you have another thing coming. The sound quality issues in this episode aren't permanent, but our bad attitudes and even worse takes are. This week Capta

Gin & The Juice

Jun 15th, 2019 46m 26s

Our first weekly offering in which Captain Bones and Baby Choby ALLEGEDLY discuss Cuba Gooding Jr.'s history of public messiness, question all of Jessica Biel's life choices, ponder Paula Abdul's phantom plane crash, get bummed out by bad actin

Dry Dock Wet Bar

Jun 5th, 2019 1h 1m

Pod News! We're back in civilization after getting stranded on a desert island. We're changing our format so look for new episodes weekly starting soon. And our big review show will premiere every month. In the meantime, here's our thoughts on

It's Not About The Hot Pockets!

Apr 6th, 2019 2h 9m

It's the CBC big 10! In this very special episode, Captain Bones and Baby Choby discuss all things Vanderpump as we celebrate the coming of spring and dip our noses into the well of Vanderpump wines once again. While draining 2 bottles of Vand

D'ussé And The Pussycats: A "Celebration" of Black History

Feb 21st, 2019 2h

In this very special episode, Captain Bones and Baby Choby review this raggity-ass Black History Month while sipping on some Cognac on a Sunday. We discuss why Bill Cosby loves prison, the unfathomable case of Jussie Smollet, black face shenani

We Got The Billionaire Blues

Jan 9th, 2019 2h 14m

Fourth times a charm, right? We finally got a Casamigos episode in the can! Captain Bones and Baby Choby let off some steam about R. Kelly finally/hopefully getting his comeuppance, Drake's bad behavior, Madonna's fake ass, nepotism in the mode