We’ve been getting a lot of emails asking if we are still making podcasts and wondering why things are taking so long.Well, here’s a little explanation of what’s been going on behind the scenes. Don’t worry though. We haven’t stopped production

S1E2: Mother of Dragons

Dec 28th, 2021 21m 59s

Solaria, aka The Mother of Dragons, is on a quest. After word of King Leotard's fate spread, Solaria decided it was time to reclaim what was hers. With the help of her companion Weed, she sets sail in search of an army.Don't forget to rate and

S1E1: War is Coming

Dec 28th, 2021 23m 54s

In the inaugural episode, we follow Knight Night as he traverses the Dark Woods searching for the three mystical witches who know of the King's fate. King Leotard is on his death bed and if he is to die, then many will fight to claim his chair.

Chair of Swords Season 1 Teaser Trailer

Dec 28th, 2021 49s

If you like Game of Thrones then there is a 25% chance that you will enjoy this podcast. Chair of Swords is an audio drama spoof that follows several characters as they all compete for the Chair, in an effort to claim all of Nymeria!! Chaaair o

S1E14: Mouth of Hell

Feb 2nd, 2018 16m 50s

Big Nips is not very fond of Solaria. Solaria, Weed, and Scottrick are once again captured and placed in the cells. They must figure out a way to escape before they are brought to the Mouth of Hell. Luckily for them, they befriend a crazy wizar

S1E13: Kinky Play

Jan 27th, 2018 18m 49s

Queen Arietta wants full control of the Kingsguard. She believes that baby Tommy is the true king and she plans to uphold that notion. Using her daughter and her friends to help doll her up, the Queen makes her rounds seducing every council mem

S1E12: A Great Wall

Jan 5th, 2018 13m 30s

King Phillips is no ignorant dunce... or is he? Instead of building a roof or forming an army, King Phillips has put all his efforts and resources into building a wall. This is not just any wall, but a great wall. The greatest! The King is worr

S1E11: The Bad Guys

Dec 22nd, 2017 13m 10s

Sammy is on the loose! He is burning, raping, and pillaging the countryside. Once captured it looks like it may be the end for him, until an unlikely hero comes to his aid. But this is not a good guy... oh no... it is a bad guy!!If you enjoy th

S1E10: The Savages of the Red Caves

Dec 8th, 2017 16m 36s

Solaria, Weed, and Scottrick have washed ashore, but it doesn't take long before they are taken prisoner by the savages of the red caves and their leaders with oddly sexual names. While it looks like all hope may be lost, Solaria still tries to

S1E9: One Week

Nov 24th, 2017 14m 5s

Master Torris has discovered Sammy gone. He blames Crom and Rud for the disappearance. Now Crom and Rud have one week to bring Sammy back to The Wall. However will they find him?If you enjoy this podcast and would like to donate, visit: www.pat

S1E8: The Big Lug

Nov 10th, 2017 13m 39s

Knight Night is about to become cave lion chow until a mysterious woman appears with bow in hand. After scaring the lion away, Night chats with the woman known as Brianna of Torth. Night convinces her to lead him to General Rost.If you would li

S1E7: The Queen's Plan

Oct 27th, 2017 14m 10s

Queen Arietta summons the townsfolk to compose a theme song for the newly appointed King Tommy. It doesn't take long to prove both unecessary and disastrous.We are now on Patreon!! If you would like to help donate visit: www.patreon.com/7lambFo

S1E6: A Storm Yonder

Oct 13th, 2017 14m 54s

Solaria is on her way to the red caves, but when a storm hits she must hide below deck with Weed and Scottrick until it passes. It doesn't take long before the storm becomes too much to handle and things take a turn for the worse.We are now on

S1E5: Fire in His Eyes

Sep 29th, 2017 20m 6s

Bad men must work for the Wall Watch, making sure no evil lurks its way into Nymeria. Crom and Rud, two horrible men teach another Wall Watcher, Sammy (the only do-gooder on the wall), how to be bad. It doesn't take long before Sammy takes a li

S1E4: A New King

Sep 15th, 2017 20m 14s

A new king is in charge-- Baby Tommy. While Queen Arietta loves the idea of her son being king, not everyone is taking a liking to the idea. To keep King Tommy in charge, Queen Arietta sends Knight Night to retrieve an old War General to lead t

S1E3: The Roof

Sep 1st, 2017 18m 22s

King Phillips has gotten word of King Leotard's passing, but rather than fight for the chair he has decided that it is more important to build a giant roof over all of his land to protect him from the sun's harsh rays. Summer is coming! Is it p

S1E2: Mother of Dragons

Aug 18th, 2017 22m 33s

S1E1: War is Coming

Aug 4th, 2017 24m 31s

If you like Game of Thrones then there is a 25% chance that you will enjoy this podcast. Chair of Swords is a spoof podcast that follows several characters as they all compete for the Chair, in an effort to claim all of Nymeria. In the inagural

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