Mel, Chelsea, and Jess are back to discuss Prisoners! It may not be our favorite episode, but it does give us Linea, Jack sucking his fingers, and a glimpse of an off world Hammond.

In the Line of Duty

May 28th, 2020 2h 3m

Jess, Chels, and Mel discuss "In the Line of Duty" and spend a healthy amount of time analyzing how Jack O’Neill responds to a Goa’uld infested Sam Carter.

The Serpent's Lair

Apr 30th, 2020 1h 10m

Chels, Jess, and Mel discuss SG1's heroic efforts to save earth--not for the last time this season. Keep your hands inside the vehicle at all times or Carter may just bite you.

Within the Serpent's Grasp

Apr 9th, 2020 1h 10m

Chevron's Locked finally makes it to the end of Season 1! Mel, Chels, and Jess discuss the adventure-packed season one finale, including the distinct shape of the newly introduced zat guns, and the season as a whole is rated.

Politics

Feb 19th, 2020 44m 52s

Chelsea, Jess, and Melanie are back discussing everyone's favorite clip show, Politics!

There But for the Grace of God

Nov 19th, 2019 1h 43m

Chelsea, Jess, Melanie and guest Andrea discuss the episode that must not be named, if only because it takes so long to say the title. Listen in to get our takes on SG-1's first encounter with alternate realities, a world where everyone BUT Dan

Bonus

Sacrifice Moon Book Club

Nov 7th, 2019 1h 45m

Grab your book, a blanket, and a cup of tea (or a glass of wine, we don't judge) and join us for our first Stargate Book club episode! Chelsea, Jess, and Mel discuss Julie Fortune's "Sacrifice Moon" and how it may or may not be like "Twilight"

Tin Man

Sep 26th, 2019 1h 21m

Chels, Mel, and Jess discuss Tin Man, what it means to be human, and seminal fluid! It all comes full circle in this episode about robo-SG1.

Solitudes

Sep 6th, 2019 1h 46m

Solitudes is finally here! Chels, Mel, and Jess discuss the merits of snuggling for warmth and the plot implications of a second Stargate.

Enigma

Aug 29th, 2019 1h 40m

Chelsea, Jess, and Melanie discuss leadership, humanity, and flirting with Samantha Carter in this episode about Enigma.

Cor-ai

Aug 22nd, 2019 1h 22m

Chelsea, Mel, and a very sick Jess discuss Cor-ai. We're kind of a mess, but at least Teal'c gets to speak in full sentences (and also be shirtless) and Daniel gets to channel his inner Atticus Finch.

Singularity

Aug 15th, 2019 1h 42m

Chelsea, Jess, and Mel discuss Singularity, one of our favorite episodes! We meet Cassie, get a reference to Niirti, and see a softer side of Sam. Plus a bonus discussion on condiment placement on hot dogs and you may learn a new word.

Hathor

Aug 2nd, 2019 1h 47m

We, including special guest Andrea, discuss, under duress and obligation, Hathor. Yeah, we know.

Fire and Water

Jul 27th, 2019 1h 43m

Fire and Water is up! Daniel dies for the nth time and we get our first—and only?—taste of emotional fallout. Special guest Andrea joins us for a longer episode that not only brings A+ episode discussion, but cock rings, puns, and Omarosa also

Bloodlines

Jul 18th, 2019 1h 22m

Chelsea, Jess, and Melanie discuss Bloodlines! Or, that ep in which Teal'c finally has more than 5 lines. Jack and Bra'tac rumble, and Sam and Daniel go goa'uld fishing.

Torment of Tantalus

Jul 5th, 2019 1h 38m

Mel, Chels, and Jess discuss Torment of Tantalus, when it's okay to break the SGC rules, and solitary confinement. Plus, we have our first big Daniel discussion of season one! Give us a listen and let us know what you think about Daniel in this

Gateway recap 2019

Jun 24th, 2019 56m 41s

Chelsea, Melanie, and Jess recap the awesome weekend at Gateway! From Q&As with Amanda Tapping and Michael Shanks to some questionable cabaret activities, we give you the highlights of Gateway 2019!

Thor's Hammer

Jun 20th, 2019 1h 33m

Chelsea, Mel, and Jess discuss Thor's Hammer, or that one time Teal'c and Jack outran Mufasa while Sam and Daniel went on a walkabout.

Brief Candle

Jun 5th, 2019 1h 33m

Chels, Mel, Jess, and special guest Jon (Chelsea’s husband!) talk about Brief Candle. Or, Detective Carter solves the case of Jack “Benjamin Button” O’Neill. TW: Please note we do discuss sexual assault in this episode.

Mailbag #1

Jun 3rd, 2019 56m 14s

Here’s the mail it never fails, mail! Mel, Chels, and Jess read listener emails from around the world, get a little hyperfixated on hyperfixation, and get thankful for Amanda Tapping.

The Nox

May 23rd, 2019 1h 27m

Jess, Chels, and Mel discuss The Nox, questionable SG1 battle tactics, and war versus peace. Oh, and the art of phrasing.

Cold Lazarus

May 16th, 2019 1h 22m

Chelsea, Jess, and Mel delve into the emotional depths of Cold Lazarus. Ex-wives, dead sons, what could possibly go wrong?

The First Commandment

May 8th, 2019 1h 17m

A lite recap and discussion of the SG-1 season one episode First Commandment. Basically, Mr. Matthews used to be engaged to Sam and then the episode left us hanging.