In the chaos of the Apocalypse of 2020, CJS has ceased to exist. However, administration has been kind enough to allow the Class of 2020 to graduate anyways! Plus, the end of the construction, birds, a spine-covered goat, the ever-growing dre

Ep 13: Incomprehensible Beings

Feb 19th, 2020 21m 56s

The school is surrounded by strange, multidimensional beings. We don't know who they are or what they want. We can only pray that they come in peace.Plus, an update on the newspaper club, slight possession, cake, a solution to the vaping pr

Ep 12: Resurrection Ceremony

Feb 5th, 2020 23m 4s

The second semester has begun! The students and teachers decide to bring those they had lost during the first semester with a resurrection ceremony.Plus, the soap club, the UNESCO club, tips for Valentine's Day, staring at the moon, and the

Ep 11: Envirothon

Jan 22nd, 2020 19m 10s

The long awaited Envirothon is here!Plus, the glowing eyes in the vents, statistics, study tips, the Sun Temple, and undead turtles.Music by Bilen Mengesha

Ep 10: Mysterious Purple Liquid

Jan 8th, 2020 18m 55s

Winter Break has ended, and the dreaded exams have begun...Plus, some vigilant students, the newspaper club, the truth behind the strange purple liquid, and exam wellness.Music by Bilen Mengesha

Ep 9: Almost Winter Break!!!

Dec 18th, 2019 22m 49s

3 days until winter break!!! Everyone is excited.Plus, a look inside Mme Bray's classroom, an automatic snacks machine, dodgeball, Spirit Week, and a message from the Ecoympiens.Ft. Reed CohenMusic by Bilen Mengesha

Ep 8: The Thing in Salle 205

Dec 11th, 2019 27m 49s

There's a Thing in Salle 205. It's totally definitely not Cthulu. Why would you even consider that? That's craaaaaazy...Plus, the Good Riddance Ceremony, corrections, ingredients you can pronounce, and the stock market.Ft. Cameron PosthumusMu

Ep 7: Illegal Cults Club

Dec 4th, 2019 18m 40s

A visitor comes by the studio.Plus, janitorial noises, Jeff, the results of RALA, and some talk about truth.Ft. Mylea HildebrandMusic by Bilen Mengesha Bilen's Soundcloud

Ep. 6: Interviews

Nov 27th, 2019 20m 41s

A talk with a couple of interesting people.Plus, an announcement from the soap club, the Career Symposium, RALA, paperwork, and an update on the glowing eyes in the vents.Ft. Faith Adeoti and Cameron PosthumusMusic: Bilen MengeshaBilen's sou

Ep 5: Rest Week

Nov 20th, 2019 20m 44s

It's a calm week at CJS. The perfect time for everyone to recover from Thanksgiving and prepare for... Halloween.Plus, the schedule for Spirit Week, Halloween plans, crossbows, a discussion about life, and Taco Bell.Ft.Cameron PosthumusMusic:

Ep. 4: Snow

Nov 13th, 2019 23m 34s

It's snowing and nobody is happy about it.Plus, indoor soccer, a power outage, an announcement from the Illegal Cults Club, more mysterious beings, and the cluelessness of Grade 9s.Ft. Faith AdeotiMusic by Bilen MengeshaBilen's Soundcloud

Ep. 3: Pistachios

Nov 4th, 2019 23m 27s

For centuries, it has been believed that once you touch the pistachios, you never return. RIP M. Albrecht.Plus, new cafeteria staff, the first hockey practice, a car in the wrong parking spot, time loop drills, and a message from the UNESCO C

Ep. 2: Moat

Oct 30th, 2019 23m 32s

New developments with the moat out in the back field. You don't think we have a moat? That's what administration wants you to think.Plus, an update on Room 108, news from the curling team's latest practice, stifling oppressive heat, a nonexis

Ep. 1: First Day of School

Oct 23rd, 2019 24m 16s

It's the first day of school! A warm welcome to all new and returning students. Let's makes this year the best one yet! (Not making this year the best one yet is punishable by an excess of wheelbarrows.)Plus, a new cafeteria, glowing eyes in