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The Olympics may have come and gone, but Olympics robots are forever. Yes, you heard us right. Olympics and robots -- name a better pair. Join Britt and Drew for Tony "Methuselah" Hawk, Robot Shoot Basketball, and direct segues between advance
We're finally here. Episode 69. Nice. Join Britt, Drew, and guest host Juliet Tango for discussions of butt plug power suits, Bob/Earl Pleasure Objects, vaginal Etch-a-Sketches, and The Cummies Council. Timestamps: 00:54 - Intro, Invention Q
After just 18 short months, we're finally doing an episode on COVID inventions. Well, vaguely COVID-related inventions, anyway. Even we have standards. Join Britt and Drew for discussions of Europe's Next Top Singer People, how much capitalism
We've finally made it big! And by big, I mean we performed to a very small audience at Portland's Rose City Comic-Con. It was so much fun! Almost as fun as the ridiculous superhero gadgets we discuss in this episode. Join Britt, Andy, and retur
Oh boy, Candide, do I have a modest proposal for you! Won't you listen to this episode about satirical publications? It's literally like 1984. Join Britt, Drew, and special guest Glen Tickle for The Timeliness of Mrs. Swan, a flash of Womanspi
One man's thirst for blood could not be quenched by any mortal force. Monarchs feared and respected him. He could deliver death in 15 minutes or your money back. We are, of course, talking about Leonardo Da Vinci. Join Britt and Drew for lethal
It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's...a horrible gaping maw on a smooth silver face? Fear not, citizens, for our Pepsiman episode has arrived to quench your thirst! ...for dumb jokes! Join Britt and Drew for SCP mascots, Thirst-Homing, lemon ba
We've finally done it. A creation of humanity so deep and complex that it needed an entire episode to itself. That's right -- it's time to talk about the 1988 masterpiece Mac and Me. Join Britt, Drew, and guest host Alex for Too Many Vacuums,
Welcome to King Burger, where you can have it your way, but don't get crazy and jump out of leaf piles at innocent people! The Burger King decided to ignore this advice in his hit 2006 video game Sneak King, and we're here to give you all the u
Do you like to tickle the ivories, lay down beats, or slappa de bass? Well, what if your instrument was made of rock, fire, or the eldritch moans of the damned? Live your specific symphonic fantasies on this week's episode of Contrivance! Join
Capitalism infects-- er, supports every aspect of society these days, including our precious internet! In honor of this week's amazing guests, Sarah and Talon from Craigsistential Crisis, we window-shop for a Craigslist competitor. Join us for
If it's something that everyone needs to do, then there's almost certainly wacky things to "help" you do it, and sleep is no exception. Do not operate heavy machinery while listening to this week's sleepy episode. Join Britt and Drew on an expl
Britt co-produces and plays in a D&D podcast! Check it out, and peep all the cool companion material at playersguildpod.com
What marvels has modern technology brought to healthcare? Prosthetic limbs! Pacemakers! EEGs! Yeah, we're not talking about any of those today. Join Britt and Drew for a surgical exploration of...magnets and butt cameras? No insurance required.
Go listen to hilarious friends of the show, Talon & Sarah! And check out their live show on 3/26! Copied from their episode description: What’s the worst thing you could overhear in a Golden Corral? Get ready because you’re about to hear it!
CONTENT WARNING: descriptions of violence Online dating is tricky. How tricky? Well, not quite as tricky as rocking a rhyme, but when the field is crowded with ghosts, clowns, and Oscar Mayer meat byproducts, it's not easy. Join Britt and Drew
Beauty is only skin deep, but it's also in the eye of the beholder, and it's also truth, I guess? But most importantly, people have sought beauty for a long time, and have done unspeakable things to themselves for it. So unspeakable that we wil
Do you really want to hurt someone, and/or make them cry? Are you tired of week after week of inventions WITHOUT poison accessories and incendiary bats? Well, we'd tell you that this is the episode for you, but frankly, we're a little worried.
Did you know that money can be exchanged not just for goods, but for services? The internet has many fanciful ways for you to sink money into intangible things, and this week we'll help you purchase the best lies, moms, and wedding guests the w
Hair today, gone tomorrow! Hmm. Maybe "not a hair in the world"? Hair apparent? Well, you get it. It's the hair accessories episode. Join Britt and Drew as they locks-on to some classic '90s hairaphernalia in Trash Begets Trash, the most adorab
Can you believe that it was just back in episode 48 where we did weird cars? Good times. But weird cars need weird car accessories, and boy howdy. They sure are a thing. Join Britt, Drew, and special guest Hannah Ray Lambert for a stroll throug
Did you know that "USB" stands for "Universal Serial Bus"? Oh, you did? Well, too bad -- this week it stands for Unapologetically Stupid...Badthings. Uh...yeah. Anyway, we're looking at silly USB gadgets. Join Britt, Drew, and special guest Tyl
When you think of health fads, do you picture level-headed people doing rational things? Or are you reminded that people tend to do absolutely anything if it might help them feel a tiny bit better? (Spoilers: This episode was not inspired by th
It's the Halloween episode, and you know what that means: a treatise on the nature of hot glue guns, toilet patents, and vape rigs! Join Britt and Drew as we stare too long into the abyss and, with the help of the Spice Girls, discover the true
Gas, gas, gas -- this week's breakneck trip through weird and wonderful cars dives underwater and then blasts through a mountain. LBJ is there! Also, Drew is REALLY disappointed by Spicy Chili Lime Cheetos. 00:34 - Intro, Invention Q&A 06:17 -
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