Best. Christmas Present. Ever!Join Whitney, Lindsey, Jamie, and Andrew as they chat about The Matrix Resurrections is this mega-sized episode. We dive DEEP on what works, what doesn't, and try to tackle every level of meta that this film is ope

Interview with Chris Barsanti, author of "What Would Keanu Do?"

Nov 23rd, 2020 33m 56s

In this special episode, Andrew gets to sit down with Chris Barsanti, author of "What Would Keanu Do?" to discuss the creation of the book, some of the best Keanu stories, and Chris makes a very compelling case for an unexpected Keanu character

Introducing The Kurt Locker

Oct 3rd, 2020 1m 44s

Welcome to The Kurt Locker. Each week, we’ll step through the films of Kurt Russell, starting with his early work in live-action Disney films and moving all the way to present day. Kurt Russell is the kind of actor that can, and has done it all

Bill & Ted Face the Music

Oct 3rd, 2020 2h 2m

...And just like that, your heroes have arrived at the end of this wonderful journey. Join Whitney, Evan, and Andrew as they face the proverbial music as well and talk about a most-excellent capstone to the podcast. This is truly a very special

Between Two Ferns

Sep 25th, 2020 1h 13m

Andrew rejects your premise that this is "like an SNL movie", Whitney talks about her appreciation of celebrities who can lean into the bit, and both of them discuss why Will Ferrell can play the character of the cokehead CEO of Funny of Die, b

Always Be My Maybe

Sep 17th, 2020 1h 32m

Why do we mention NPR, Ilana Glazer, and drag queens on this episode? You'll have to listen! Topics covered also include: why Whitney decided to grow food over this summer, what the most sustainable and cost-effective source of meat would be in

Toy Story 4

Sep 11th, 2020 1h 17m

In this episode we go off on a tangent about Mad Max Fury Road, Andrew gets to utter the greatest sentence that perhaps exists on the whole of Wikipedia, a new Pop Quiz Asshole record is set, and we also explain why Forky is potentially the mos

John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (with Angelica Jade Bastién)

Sep 3rd, 2020 1h 28m

Is it possible that the architectural layout of The Continental is an intentional metaphor for the plot of this film? Maybe! Our very special guest and fellow Keanu Reeves Historian Angelica Jade Bastién joins us to discuss the importance of ed

Replicas (with Aja Romano)

Aug 27th, 2020 1h 31m

As our guest so eloquently points out: our main problems with Replicas revolve around us thinking that it's a movie rather than an unholy amalgamation. Turns out Replicas is roughly nine great ideas all with their own thoughts, feelings, motiva

Destination Wedding

Aug 13th, 2020 1h 7m

One of our most-anticipated episodes AND films just happens to have one of the shortest episode run-times. Very curious, indeed. Come listen to what Whitney and Andrew ultimately end up thinking about this tale of two miserable, cynical people

Siberia

Aug 6th, 2020 1h 17m

Our first episode back after a short hiatus is the one Andrew has long-defended as not being as egregiously bad as our listeners made it out to be. Does he still think so at the end of this episode? You’ll just have to listen to find out about

A Happening of Monumental Proportions

Jul 17th, 2020 1h 23m

This episode is monumental, for reasons Andrew wastes no time mentioning up top. You have to guess: with a cast this good and the infinitely-funny Judy Greer in the director’s chair, this is basically an instant win, right? Well… kinda… sorta,

John Wick Chapter 2

Jul 10th, 2020 1h 33m

Erich returns for a good one this time. We talk about how Whitney and Erich saw this movie together like some kind of aristocrat, if there’s any secret meaning behind some of the mythological names bandied about, and maybe even throw in an unpa

To the Bone

Jul 2nd, 2020 1h 18m

On this episode, Whitney and Andrew step through the based-on-real-events story of writer/director Marti Noxon’s struggles with anorexia. Whitney makes some great points and Andrew mostly flounders around uncomfortably, but it’s the start of ou

Season 3 Reckoning

Jun 18th, 2020 1h 41m

The end of yet another era in Keanu’s career. In this episode Whitney and Andrew read listener emails, answer questions, reassess their rankings as required, and announce whose filmography they’ll be tackling next!Feel free to support us on Pat

The Bad Batch

Jun 11th, 2020 2h 14m

This episode has everything: Silkwood showers, why you should drink Yorkshire and PGTips Tea, the condemnation of JK Rowling, why you shouldn't live in an airplane fuselage in the desert, the secrets of gin-wine, a cat falling in love with a ca

Bonus

Black Lives Matter

Jun 4th, 2020 1m 58s

Donate to Black Lives Matter: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ms_blm_homepage_20 Donate to Equal Justice Initiative: https://support.eji.org/give/153413/#!/donation/checkout Donate to National Bail Fund Network: https://www.communityjusticeex

The Neon Demon

May 28th, 2020 1h 26m

On this episode, we discuss how a mountain lion in your bed is not outside of the realm of possibility, haunted mansions, "Refnocity", and our individual thresholds of what is acceptable when shifting from literalism into complete metaphor.Feel

The Whole Truth

May 21st, 2020 53m 33s

In this, our second time seeing Keanu play a lawyer, we unfortunately don't have quite as memorable a film. Stilted pacing and a surprise but rather uneventful third-act twist keep this movie closer to the valleys than the peaks.Feel free to su

Keanu

May 14th, 2020 1h 48m

In this jam-packed episode we review the film, the kittens involved in the film, and Key & Peele's sketch show. We discover that Charles' Void does indeed have a shower, Andrew's very bizarre point of reference for Martin Freeman, and much more

Exposed

May 7th, 2020 1h 38m

Whitney and Andrew trudge through the valleys of Keanu’s career yet again. This unreliable narrator tale paired with everything happening in the world almost breaks them.Feel free to support us on Patreon! We’ll have behind-the-scenes content,

Knock Knock

Apr 30th, 2020 1h 15m

Join us for this mess of a film about… well, we actually don’t know what Eli Roth was trying to say with this non-thrilling thriller, this not scary horror, this non-gory torture film that was certainly tone deaf at the time but feels especiall

John Wick (with author Eric Smith)

Apr 23rd, 2020 1h 30m

Author Eric Smith joins us on this episode where we get angry over no Academy Awards for stunt doubles or the Deadpool 2 music video, how people who refuse to give things a perfect score are asshats, why every movie would be better with Willem

47 Ronin

Apr 16th, 2020 1h 45m

This is the final film before the age we know as The Keanussance! Join us as we walk through this tale that is, and we can’t stress this enough, loosely based on true events. We visit a very European-looking Japan, the island of Tortuga from Pi

Man of Tai Chi

Apr 9th, 2020 1h 19m

This movie, directed by none other than Keanu himself, has nearly everything you might want out of a martial arts film: beautifully choreographed and memorable fight sequences, a pulpy villain, a hard-boiled detective who simply can’t drop the