The FBI raided Michael Cohen and surely Trump is crapping his tightie-whities on this episode of CrabDiving. Shitler’s former squeeze Stormy Daniels posed nude for Penthouse. Senator McCain offered harsh criticism for PEEOTUS’ Syria strategy, which included blaming the White House for a chemical weapons attack. The Zuck said sorry for mishandling all the data of its Facebook users. Pat and Ryan learned Cheeto Teats started the trade-war on a whim. A retired general humiliated Ivanka in a debate about federal child care programs. Tammy Duckworth became the first U.S. Senator to give birth while serving in office. A dilbert on InfoWars said the Syrian gas attack was a false flag. Violent NRA loon Ted Nugent suggested he would shoot Democrats, just as he would a rabid coyote. A Sinclair media shill faced a boycott after threatening David Hogg with extreme violence. An insane Jesus-bot on the Jim Bakker show ignorantly offered up a dumb theory regarding BLM and the Bible. A bigoted Pizzagate theorist landed a job in the U.S. government, puke. Finally, a Floridian blamed the wind for her cocaine possession charge.