Dr. Christine Blasey Ford gave heroic testimony at a hearing for predator SCOTUS nominee Brett Kavanaugh. Meathead, alleged rapist Brent K. suggested he was the victim of a revenge plot on behalf of the Clintons. The Crabs learned all about Trump’s crappy attitude towards his transition team during the 2016 election. Yak load Senator Lindsey Graham revealed his true, hateful self while questioning Kavanaugh regarding the credible sexual assault allegations of the horrendous court nominee. The White House figuratively sucked off Lindsey over his ridiculous performance at the hearing. Pat and Ryan reviewed the craziest moments of a recent Cheeto press conference. The Donald gave the leader Canada the cold shoulder at the UN dealio. In the Gold Coast of Australia a baby’s crib was invaded by a horned up, poisonous brown snake. In other snake news a dude in Connecticut found a copperhead in the trash and a unlucky bloke in Georgia opened up an Amazon order and found a serpent straight chilling in the box.