Senate Republicans confirmed another unqualified lifetime judge. Trumped asked SCOTUS to keep his tax returns secret. Gun violence claimed more lives in a mass shooting at a Los Angeles area school. A study revealed crap-loads of domestic violence in families of cops. Fireman prophet-for-profit Mark Taylor said President Carter’s black eye from a recent fall was actually a sign from the Illuminati. Anti-Semitic dick lord Rick Wiles resigned from YouTube then rambled about sheep husbandry. Racist Kentucky kook Matt Bevin finally conceded the gubernatorial race. Those two creepy Russian Giuliani henchman that were busted trying skip town had suspicious items on their person related to Cheeto’s not-so-perfect Ukraine call. Rudy G. hilariously suggested loyalty between himself and Trump. Ambassador Taylor’s testimony during the impeachment hearing revealed disturbing stuff about PEEOTUS’ security protocols whilst on his celly.