A youtube video that inspired a heartless, idiotic conspiracy theory regarding the Parkland Massacre grossly trended to the number one position. The Crabs reviewed the awful details about Billy Graham’s life that were left out of his wrongfully glowing obituaries. Protestors for gun control marched upon Florida’s capital. A Missouri grade school baseball team raffled off an AR-15 as part of a fundraiser, cuz freedom. A gun-horny church dumbly blessed a bunch of guns. Progressives won a traditionally red seat in Kentucky by a crap-load of votes. Skesis Pat Robertson oddly stumbled into logic when the sky-god charlatan suggested assault weapons should be banned. RWNJ, gun-loving Coach Dave insanely faulted male students for not stopping the Parkland shooting. Lunatic conserv-a-twink Alex Jones moronically claimed there’s a cover up regarding David Hogg and the recent school shooting.