The great progressive Governor Jerry Brown gave Gollum Sessions what-for regarding immigration. Former adult actor Stormy Daniels announced she would be suing President Cheeto. Education Czar DeVos barely paid a visit to the students that survived the Parkland massacre. Speaking of those heroic students, they issued a stern warning to the NRA letting the gun lobby know their days of influence are numbered. Shitler’s DOJ is going after a nursing home for making an employee get a flu shot, despite the worker’s insane, dangerous religious beliefs. Faux News dickbag Jesse Watters suggested it was impossible for PEEOTUS to be racist since he has dated an African American model. Germany did the right thing and jailed a bunch of far right terrorists attacking refugees. Fox & Friends twunt Brian Kilmeade stated America is being tortured by Mueller’s Russia investigation. A far lesser InfoWars guest host blabbed that gun control activists may carry out false flag attacks against kids marching in the upcoming school walk out.