A relatively legal scandal involving Alabama sheriffs taking prison food money was covered on today’s podcast. Zuckerberg offered up a lame, unfeeling response to accusations that his beloved Book of Face stole the election from Hillary. The Austin bomber blew himself up without letting the world know where the rest of the explosives are planted. Thin-lipped Gollum Sessions wanted us to believe McCabe’s firing had nothing to do with an investigation into the AG. Fox News load Lou Dobbs maligned former AG Holder and Obama during an insane rant directed at the DOJ. Rancid Republican Sasse poo-poo’d Shitler for his non-combative call with Putin. Crooked Conserv-a-twunt Nunes is under investigation by the FEC. Right wing coward Corker said he’d finally make calls for Cheeto’s impeachment if Mueller was fired. A vile Neo Nazi advanced uncontested in a primary for the Illinois House. A dickbag hardliner compared the LGBT community to ISIS.