Criterionauts Joey Reinisch and Chris McCaleb try out their new show idea. A movie discussion show on a graded curve. Assignment: The Toys That Made Us. Chris' Submission: G.I. Joe The Movie Does it stand up to Joey's RUBRIC?!? Let's watch...

#27 - The Last Temptation Of Christ

Jun 27th, 2019 1h 21m

Hey look! Someone made a movie out of the cliff notes for that book you never read but were supposed to.

#26 - The Tree Of Life

May 3rd, 2019 1h 3m

Life. Mother. Tree. Movie. Sorta. Kinda. Vagina fish. Ghost mom. Father. Fart noise.

#25 - The Lure (2015)

Feb 25th, 2019 1h 7m

Smooth.

#24 - Andy Warhol's Flesh For Frankenstein

Feb 8th, 2019 1h 16m

Hold on to your gallbladder.

#23 - The Canterbury Tales

Nov 16th, 2018 1h 27m

After over a year lost in the void, Criterionaut Joey is joined by a new co-pilot: Chris McCaleb! In a horrible initiation, the new crew dives into the deep end with a new movie from Salo director Pier Paolo Pasolini

#22 - Fellini Satyricon

Feb 16th, 2017 1h 14m

Joey and Brian watch ______ based on a book wh___ whole fu___ing passages are missing. What the f____.

#22 - Fellini Satyricon

Feb 16th, 2017 1h 14m

Joey and Brian watch ______ based on a book wh___ whole fu___ing passages are missing. What the f____.

#21 - Valley Of The Dolls

Jan 20th, 2017 1h 11m

Joey and Brian struggle to remember the cast of the prequel to Beyond the Valley of the Dolls whilst talking about the media circus surrounding both movies.

#20 - Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls

Jan 6th, 2017 1h 6m

Hey superfly babydoll. Grab your uppers downers, sisters and cousins for a rad fab party of perfect perversions and lots and lots of boobs.

#19 - Eyes Without a Face

Nov 16th, 2016 1h 3m

The film explorers dive into the inspiration for the modern classic "Face-Off". Spoiler alert, there's no golden guns.

#18 - Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down!

Sep 25th, 2016 1h 2m

Joey and Brian watch their favorite bondage themed 90's romantic comedy about stockholm syndrome yet!

#17 - I Am Curious: Yellow

Sep 8th, 2016 1h 2m

Joey and Brian get curious about Sweden and it's 60's politics...also bush. Did she touch the wiener? LETS FIND OUT.

#16 - 8 And A Half

Aug 8th, 2016 52m 53s

This episode is the final nail in the coffin on proof that we can't have nice things.

#15 - Sweet Movie

Jul 1st, 2016 1h 10m

Don't let the title of the movie fool you. It's ironic. Oh, you don't get it? That's because you don't get art. Art is only for smart people, you prude. Prude! I AM NOT A PRUDE.

#14 - The Night Porter

Jun 24th, 2016 55m 59s

In an upsetting change of pace, Joey and Brian find themselves yearning for a strong dose of body horror to energize this post-war nazi hotel dramedy. It's not actually a comedy.

#13 - My Life As A Dog

Jun 7th, 2016 58m 59s

Joey and Brian attempt to cleanse their movie watching palates with a healthy dose of schadenfreude. It doesn't work.

PSA - PRIMO SHOW 4: GODZILLA!

May 4th, 2016 1h 55m

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#12 - In The Realm Of The Senses

Apr 12th, 2016 1h 6m

Joey and Brian suffer through the most unsexy sex filled movie they've seen to date. You're going to need an new Criterion score card after this one, because all the boxes are getting checked.

#11 - Antichrist

Mar 30th, 2016 1h 13m

Joey and Brian lean into it and delve further down into the depths as they explore Lars Von Filmguy's ANTICHRIST. There's a He, a She, a dead kid, and a very heavy log.