First, let us say that we've missed you! Two years is a long time not to say, "Hi". So, "Hi." We're getting warmed up and knocking the dust off everything. Let's take this love story on the road - finding something new, leaving Brooklyn and mor

Foot Powered, Construction Worker Shampoo, Trashy Blues

Mar 15th, 2015 31m 4s

Episode: #837 | Length: 31:04 | Format: mp3 & m4aFoot powered machinesVideo iPodsInstructional VideosArmpits are softLack of fondlingBack wings of hairConstruction worker shampooMystical Palm Breeze SprayInstructing where to sprayWha

Life Coaches, Prey Birds, Generation Lazy

Mar 13th, 2015 27m 18s

Episode: #836 | Length: 27:18 | Format: mp3 & m4aThe wheels come offWhere are the birds?Living in a shadowLazy generation

Life Coaches, Prey Birds, Generation Lazy

Mar 13th, 2015 27m 18s

Episode: #836 | Length: 27:18 | Format: mp3 & m4aThe wheels come offWhere are the birds?Living in a shadowLazy generation

Faces, App Ideas, Gotta Chill

Feb 18th, 2015 31m 3s

Episode: #835 | Length: 31:03 | Format: mp3 & m4aKris remembers all facesWife hears another App ideaBetsy brings some chillThat baby sitter lady

Stellar Vibes, Flipping, Big Tickets

Feb 11th, 2015 32m 18s

Episode: #834 | Length: 32:03 | Format: mp3 & m4aBack to BeverlyShort WeekCrank the vibe machineFlipping those finds

With Strangers, Dirty Dirty, Resale Glory

Feb 9th, 2015 29m 16s

Episode: #833 | Length:29:16 | Format: mp3 & m4aKris rides with lots of strangersBetsy seeks a new GoodwillIs busted with underpriced itemsLet me take you to the 99 cent store

Vegas Inn, Patched Soul, Room and Board

Jan 13th, 2015 32m 1s

Episode: #832 | Length: 32:01 | Format: mp3 & m4aBetsy goes VegasGets a Twenty and a sticky kleenexWhat happens to your Soul in Vegas, staysRoom and board for Kris

Uber This, The Store, Never Tug

Dec 25th, 2014 53m 5s

Episode: #831 | Length: 53:05 | Format: mp3 & m4aHere's a CDWhat are you sending me on?Open the storeNever tug a man's beard

Janice Jokes, That Stone, Types

Dec 20th, 2014 28m 22s

Episode: #830 | Length: 28:22 | Format: mp3 & m4aNo more celebrity jokesJanice Dickenson not funnyThe bodega guysThey are your friends!

Cold in The Hook, Hanging With Pauly, Life is Weird

Dec 16th, 2014 32m 11s

Episode: #829 | Length: 32:11 | Format: mp3 & m4aCold in the HookHoliday is comingHanging with PaulyBeverly Hills LivingLife is so weird

Fruit of the Tree, Branded Thanksgiving, ITYS

Nov 27th, 2014 35m 2s

Episode: #828 | Length: 35:02 | Format: mp3 & m4aHappy Thanksgiving, Turkeys!Fruit of the TreeBranded ThanksgivingITYSGenealogyTurns out, Kris's family is well, Appalachian AristocracyVisit our friend and artist . . . Mr. Kustera, than

That Drive, Age Barrier, Family Crest

Nov 17th, 2014 32m 1s

Episode: #827 | Length: 32:01 | Format: mp3 & m4aOur family crestWhat's for the for 40?On with the champaignAtlantic City got it so goodForget this ever happenedThe Slowsky episodes we mentionThe famous . . . Mr. Kustera, thank you!

Waking, Adoptable Attacker, LaLa

Nov 9th, 2014 32m 1s

Episode: #826 | Length: 32:01 | Format: mp3 & m4aWaking from slumberAdoptable Attacker AttacksLos Angeles is a long ways away

Union Square Connect, Wildlife Rescue, Upstate Weekends

Sep 13th, 2014 40m 1s

Episode: #825 | Length: 40:01 | Format: mp3 & m4aHappiness isUnion Square handing out dogsGive them the keysUpstate on the weekendsShe should work wildlife rescueMini San Francisco

Backpack Battle, Class for Kris, Lunch with Andy

Sep 10th, 2014 30m 12s

Episode: #824 | Length: 31:12 | Format: mp3 & m4aEveryone is in schoolBackpack warShe is V on Orange Is The New BlackSo over itMissing that one keyActing classesEmbracing the chaosI. Told. You. So.

Big Things, Renewal, Domestic Training

Aug 25th, 2014 29m 12s

Episode: #823 | Length: 29:12 | Format: mp3 & m4aEverything is everythingGot people that came from farThe big party18 years laterWe kept a lid on itWent really wellBig thanks to Tin and Hunter for the food!

Recognizer, The Move, Your Store

Aug 23rd, 2014 17m 31s

Episode: #822 | Length: 17:31 | Format: mp3 & m4aSup, everybody?Quick and to the pointHappy Saturday!Shaking drummer's handsKris should be a paparazzoBrooklyn got usWhat kind of store you open?

Stay Hungry, Get Me a Heather, His Wife

Feb 8th, 2014 23m 47s

Episode: #821 | Length: 23:47 | Format: mp3 & m4aEnding up in BrooklynLike a herd of horses off trainYou would get swept away, KrisComing home with a girlfriendAll the aging people are thereAnd the kids, babyGirlfriend?I should get a H

Ham Underwear, The Russian Model, Back to Inadequate

Feb 3rd, 2014 30m 44s

Episode: #820 | Length: 30:44 | Format: mp3 & m4aSocial Media Guru BetsyThe .guru domains went on sale todayBetsy.guru is a mustEngagement, smoke rolls inSpinning dollar signsMore smokeWhat are your KPIs?Hambone undeesThey are the bes

Beyond PDA, Let Me Sell It, FitBit Nausea

Jan 31st, 2014 24m 4s

Episode: #819 | Length: 24:04 | Format: mp3 & m4aGuys and ladies over touchingPart of the ritual of dominanceNot mating for life at 17?Touching too much, tooo muchAs a chic, even in business they touchNow, you are a victim of this everyd

Saturday Edition: Jingling Purse, Take Blood, Resale Interns

Jan 25th, 2014 27m 17s

Episode: #818 | Length: 27:17 | Format: mp3 & m4aSaturday EditionJingling PurseYou brought your own silverwareThe Sound of Silverware clanking in itThe same as your carChina crashing togetherSilverware in the seatsA knife on the dash?

The District, PR Man, Tiffany Spoon

Jan 22nd, 2014 32m 6s

Episode: #817 | Length: 32:06 | Format: mp3 & m4aThe DistrictPR ManTiffany SpoonSelling Gold is not like buying itI remember these from 10 years agoNo more commentsToo much spamThat is what Twitter and Facebook are forLocked roomWait

2014 Update

Jan 15th, 2014 2m 6s

Update | Length: 2:06 | Format: mp3 & m4a2014 UpdateHappy New YearNew GearThe Old Stuff Simply Quit WorkingBetsy's Mom DiesKris Sells GoldBetsy Demo's CheeseBusiness As UsualBack in Full Effect Shortly